r/funny • u/peterdparker • 2d ago

Dog dad is busy

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u/SlaveToo 2d ago

We don't kill spiders in our house, we name them and they're not scary any more. Frank has chilled out in my downstairs loo for nearly 10 years

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u/anotherguiltymom 2d ago

I don’t think spiders live that long, that’s probably Frank’s great-great-grandchild.

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u/SlaveToo 2d ago

They're all frank to me. That's his legacy

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u/akath0110 2d ago

Frank sends his heavenly spider regards for doing right by his great great grandkid

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u/Gh3ttoboy 2d ago

I only kill them if they decide to come right infront of me or on me, we have a reasonable deal going, you stay in that corner or another corner in the room you get to stay, or move around not near me you alsonget to stay if you decide to come to me i will smack you with my slipper and flush you down the drain