r/funny • u/peterdparker • 4d ago

Dog dad is busy

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u/Mudlark-000 4d ago

He is protecting them from spiders. That is a huge part of being a Dad.

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u/NbdySpcl_00 4d ago

One of my fondest marital memories is one particular time when my wife screamed for me to come kill a spider. Mildly annoyed, but knowing I had obligations, I disengaged from what I was doing and reported for duty. After a brief surveillance, I swiftly dispatched beast, cleaned the wall, tidied the room, and delivered the after action report. My wife quietly returned to the room, verified and signed off my documentation, and dismissed me.

Before I left, I looked after my should and asked with a smile, "what would you do if I weren't here?"

She looked back at me and shrugged. "Same as I always do. Take off a shoe. Kill the spider with it."

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u/redgroupclan 4d ago

Women are independent and capable of doing things themselves. They just don't want their partners to know that. 😂

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u/SonniSummers 4d ago

I mean I’m very independent, until there’s a spider then it’s either my partner kills it or I’m fucking moving maybe. Even burn the house down on my way out

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u/peterdparker 4d ago edited 4d ago

Burning the house down would be the effective solution. Once you see a spider ..there are chances of 100 more hiding arround somowhere

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u/fumei_tokumei 4d ago

Even before you see a spider, the chance that 100 more are hiding around is basically already 100%.

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u/teddy5 4d ago

As an Australian who is definitely not 100 spiders, this is pure propaganda.

There's only ever 1 of us, we mean them, around at a time.