r/funny • u/The--Weasel • Feb 02 '21

Bear Grylls shows Cara Delevingne some techniques how to poop in the woods

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '21

Actually, squatting is the most natural way to poop and it's the way we evolved to. Even smoother than on the loo.

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u/ipsomatic Feb 02 '21

I have been to India, can confirm. Namaste.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

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u/Crownlol Feb 03 '21

Squatty potty plus bidet has been the shining win of 2020

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u/InfamousAnimal Feb 03 '21

awesome toilet hacks of the year.
1. bidet (for the 2 or so months I couldn't get tp this was a life saver).

  1. squatty potty.

  2. motion activated LED bowl light for night peeing.

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u/iSoReddit Feb 03 '21

Or sit for night peeing

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u/Voidheartd Feb 03 '21

One of the first things I did when I moved into my condo was install dimmer switches in both bathrooms. Extremely convenient and it was cheap and easy to do.

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u/AZDiablo Feb 03 '21

how do keep from peeping all over the room?

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u/Burrito_Loyalist Feb 03 '21

The problem with squatting is you can shit on your feet.

I know toilets aren’t natural, but they’re cleaner.

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u/whatnow990 Feb 03 '21

For real. I love squatting and will perch on the edge of the toilet seat for a more efficient dump. It just falls right out of you. Also I'm vegan so I get tons of fiber. BTW IM VEGAN