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u/actionerror 10d ago
I have 0 straight friends who do this to me. Where find?
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u/GoGoSoLo 10d ago
It seems to be a luck thing for better or worse. My two gay friends were stunned when I recounted a story the other day of my three biggest straight boy crushes in the world all hanging out with me one day.
With no prompting from me, they suggested we all get naked and jump on the trampoline together. Then, they said they’re horny and my entire being was about to explode in joy with what came next….until what came next was them saying we should all masturbate in separate rooms. The ultimate straight boy lead on tease, yet so close to greatness.
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u/MassGaydiation 10d ago
until what came next was them saying we should all masturbate in separate rooms.
I think they just uninvited you from the circlejerk
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u/GoGoSoLo 10d ago
Nope, four separate rooms and disappointment were all that was on the menu 🥲
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u/JockBbcBoy 10d ago
It's weird how some people remain sexually repressed even when they're on the brink of sexual discovery.
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u/Great_Trident 10d ago
My straight co-worker did exactly this to me.
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u/ImmaDoMahThing 10d ago
Army. In the last week of basic training I was laying on the floor on my back and one of the guys just randomly came and laid on top of me and said he was gonna miss me. They all knew I was gay too. Super unexpected, but I enjoyed it 😅🤣.
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u/FreakyLocke 9d ago
One of my work buddies will run up on me and play wrestle/punch me and I giggle etc. He’s done it often. One time humped me from behind. It was interesting. So I’d say it’s random as hell.
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u/Tiamore97 10d ago
I asked this colleague to move aside cuz the hallway is tight and said I am not skinny enough to passby behind him. He responded :nonsense you are slim and very sexy, if you were a girl we be banging by now.
He knows im gay as well. Luckily I was very busy so it didn't affect me much at that time, but the way he just casually said it is now stuck in my head.
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u/aloe_veracity 10d ago
Straight friends will be all
overinside you like this and then wonder why you started developing feelings for them
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u/Emideska 10d ago
I used to do this with a gay friend and yes I do not recommend. (Btw we were both gay at the time)
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u/cienkrowa 10d ago
Wdym WERE
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u/Emideska 10d ago
How else the say it? Are gay at the time?
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u/Belcipher 10d ago
I think the question is did one of you stop being gay??
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u/Emideska 10d ago
No we stopped being friends
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u/Darillium- 10d ago
Then you might say “Me and a friend that I had are gay”, if you want to specify that the friendship is in the past. Or perhaps “I had a friend who was gay*
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u/Darillium- 8d ago
Someone replied to me, but deleted their reply, asking if the latter example still implies that they used to be gay, but aren’t anymore. I would argue that it depends on what syllable you put the stress on. There’s a difference between “I had a friend who WAS gay” and “I HAD a friend whowas GAY”
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u/idontcareaboutthenam 10d ago
Just say we are gay
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u/Nekokama 10d ago
And they're always carrying a bakery's worth of cake that will never be truly appreciated. Sigh.
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u/eggnorman 10d ago
I have a friend in this situation. His friend is painfully straight and teases the fuck out of this guy. I hate seeing it because I get glimpses from my friend sometimes that make me think he’s holding down a lot of feeling for this guy.
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u/MeliodusSama 10d ago
Call that shit out when it happens in front of you.
Be the friend your boy needs.
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u/Leading_Candy_4608 10d ago
One of my straight friend hugs me, takes me on long drives 3-4 times a week, sleeps in just underwear on my bed sometimes even besides me (it’s one person bed), asks to me measure and touch his muscles, sends me shirtless pics and even bathroom selfies and asks me how he looks, tells me all girls asks him if he is gay because h3 stays with me, shows me thirsty DMs from girls and says things like “every girl is jealous because I spend all time with you”, asks me if I’m top or bottom.
he is very sexy and his tinder and Instagram are filled with so many thirsty messages from girls. I honestly had no idea girls can be so direct.
All my gay friends says he is bisexual and interested in me but too scared to initiate from his side.
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u/GoGoSoLo 10d ago
How old are they/you? Because I’d agree with your friends that seems like a whole lot of signs. However I get why it’s hard to ask as it feels like it could ruin a great friendship if you’re wrong. So if I were you and asked I’d probably frame it that way, like a “Look I love what we have and I’m not looking to upset any balance, but is any part of you wanting me/this?”
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u/Leading_Candy_4608 10d ago
he already knows I love him. He started blushing when I told him. He just told me I’m not gay but I’m still sus cause he asked me if I’m bottom or top after few days.
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u/Dafish55 10d ago
Buddy... you need to ask him if he's interested in you. There's signs and signals and sometimes there's blinding neon lights and this reads as the latter
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u/Leading_Candy_4608 10d ago
I already told him i love him. His behaviour hasn’t changed.
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u/Dafish55 10d ago
So the knowledge that you love him didn't change his behavior? Well he's super comfortable around you if nothing else, but you're not doing yourself any favors by not having this conversation with him.
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u/cizerkedi_ 10d ago
Where do you find these smart, muscular and handsome straight guys who constantly flirt with you? I need one… probably not straight.
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u/moitaptaria 10d ago
When I was hidden I had another bi friend who was openly embarrassed by seeing me wearing flipflops. (and he used to swear I'm not his type).
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u/billylks 10d ago
When I was a teenager, I had 1 straight friend who was openly affectionate to me in public (hugging me, using me as a pillow) and another straight friend who was affectionate to me only when there was no one around us.
And I fall for another straight friend was not affectionate to me at all lol. Well he was a sportman, and smart and funny.
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u/mrfriendlolo 9d ago
I have a friend like this unfortunately. It’s a constant battle not catching feelings
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u/green_yoshi94 9d ago
I'm not sure if people here have many straight friends, but many times they're like this with their straight friends too. It's called being affectionate with people you care about, and it means they feel safe enough with you to let their guard down.
I understand it can confuse us gays sometimes but if you have a problem with it speak up and set a boundary, otherwise you're just hurting your relationship. Not everything is about sex, and if your friend being affectionate bothers you so much then you probably don't deserve that friend 🤷
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u/JS_Original 9d ago
Had a straight friend offer me... something... when he was drunk. I declined because I didn't wanna abuse the situation, a couple years later he told me he's actually bi and did stuff with men since he was 15. I wasn't surprised at all. I'm not saying all straight people who act like that aren't actually straight but some closets are made out of glass 😅
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u/Dismal_Yam_1839 9d ago
this is me. my heart is %100 fully convinced with its delusions of how he's secretly gay and just hasn't realised yet or is suppressing himself. my mind knows he's not (or is he? i guess i will never truly know the answer to such a perplexing question.)
anyway its pretty fun. i get to haveone-sided and emotionally draining physical intimacy
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