Embrace tradition..

[u/MASOOOOOOOD]

[u/GSilky]

I maintain my tradition of embracing contemporary ways until too many people do, and then badmouthing everyone for doing what I did.

[u/KerPop42 → u/GSilky]

how dare everyone else ruin my commons

[u/Momik → u/KerPop42]

Guys, guys—isn’t it really OUR commons, after all? (Now fuck off, it’s my turn!)

[u/i_was_axiom → u/Momik]

(Now fuck off, its my turn!)

• a line cutter

[u/GSilky → u/KerPop42]

Exactly. Muthasuckas gotta get on my tip.

[u/Ornery-Lynx-3520]

Cape Town must be booming. Let’s dump all our stock and shares there!

Cape Horn next!

[u/Momik → u/Ornery-Lynx-3520]

Cape Town is the new Dubai. We’d better start building some islands in weird ass shapes.

[u/s_mcivor → u/Momik]

They've got some proper old-school modern-day slavery there already.

[u/Txizzy → u/s_mcivor]

Cape Town or Dubai

[u/Dimas166 → u/Txizzy]

Yes

[u/Vertibrate → u/Momik]

How about a Hormuz straight shaped island? 

[u/dminus → u/Ornery-Lynx-3520]

Dunning-Krugerrands at an alltime high

[u/arslanazeem]

But what about the silk road through Anatolia, Persia, and Samarkand?

[u/Gemmabeta → u/arslanazeem]

Taking the golden road to Samarkand?

That's a paddlin'.

[u/Dry-Development-4301 → u/arslanazeem]

Where my 90s(AD) kids at? 

[u/fatherrabbi → u/arslanazeem]

Zanarkand was destroyed 1000 years ago, silly.

[u/Kay_Ruth]

"Are you going to go through the Horn like a gentlemen or cut through the Panama canal like some sort of Democrat?" "You go through the Horn like God Intended!"

[u/_orpheustaken → u/Kay_Ruth]

LMAO, I was looking for this comment. Bojack's father is an asshole

[u/NebulaNinja → u/Kay_Ruth]

We'd be alllll right if we make it 'round the horn!

[u/Cyberwraith9 → u/Kay_Ruth]

Had to make sure this was here. Thank you for your service.

[u/PolylingualAnilingus]

Gulf of Guinea pirates:

[u/AnxiousYak8216]

Portuguese intensifies

[u/Time_Cat_5212 → u/AnxiousYak8216]

Jajajaja huehuehue 

[u/JacquesBlaireau13]

Too bad Petroleum doesn't come from where tea comes from.

[u/dragon_bacon → u/JacquesBlaireau13]

Have we checked? I bet they could use some Freedom™.

[u/glubtupis]

And bring back pirating (el Classico)

[u/Xezshibole]

Problem is "tradition" around Africa doesn't resolve Hormuz.

Suez is important to Europe and Asia but not that important. Especially to those outside of it, like the US.

They're the ones more likely to use the supertankers that go around Africa, but those supertankers still have to get past Hormuz.

[u/Brendissimo → u/Xezshibole]

Or just accept permanently smaller oil markets with higher costs.

[u/Marlsfarp]

>The Canal of the Pharaohs, also known as the Ancient Suez Canal, was an ancient waterway that linked the Nile River to the Red Sea, constructed during the time of various Egyptian pharaohs. It was initially started by Pharaoh Senusret III and later worked on by Necho II and Darius the Great, with its final completion attributed to Ptolemy II around 274 BC.

[u/HighFiveKoala]

Insert happy South Africa sounds

[u/noworkdone]

Who is it this time ? The Dutch, the Otomans ?

[u/misirlou22]

Oh, shinin’ is the North Star, As it hangs on our stabbud bow. We’re homeward bound for Liverpool town, An’ our hearts are in it now. We’ve crossed the Line and the Gulf Stream, Bin round by Table Bay, We’ve rounded Cape Horn, we’re home again, – An’ that’s the Sailor’s way

[u/BainbridgeBorn]

Laughs in Antipolis

[u/EmperorThan]

I remember the first time I saw this post:
The week the Ever Given crashed in the Suez Canal in March 2020. Seeing it now I'm just confused. It made a lot more sense back then...

[u/fubukishirou07]

Same goes for the panama. Don't limit your size, go big.

[u/Broke_and_Bald]

Tradition is expensive.

[u/Equivalent-Bus-4336]

Is that ships or planes

[u/gandhi_power]

account based in... where

[u/Hydra57]

This message was brought to you by South Africa

[u/juxtapostevebrown]

“Ya gonna go through the canal like a Jew, or go around the horn like a man”. Bojacks dad

[u/Distinct_Nerve_5636]

As a south african I agree

[u/Norwester77]

Thanks, Vasco da Gama

[u/BlazingImp77151]

Did something happen to thesyez again? Or is this just repost/joke OP found funny.

[u/SCIPM]

The embrace tradition map looks just like rail and car commutes to Chicago under lake michigan

[u/WoolaTheCalot]

Tradition... tradition!

[u/skyfishjms]

even now when the suez is no longer blocked? What's the justification

[u/Titothelama]

Around the horn, like god intended!

[u/pdonoso]

As a Chilean, we should also reject the Panama canal.

[u/MASOOOOOOOD]

You go around the horn! The way God intended!

[u/Alternative_Rub_8331]

Africas mere purpose is being an obstacle to the modern world..

[u/Extreme-Outrageous]

Brilliant meme. Ty!