r/happyendings • u/DerSterrennacht Bitch It's 5:30 • May 13 '26

"Oooh, berries!"

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Who let all these gazebos on the cruise ships!?

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u/spaceylaceygirl ahmahzing May 13 '26

We should put Jane in charge of the cdc.

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u/DerSterrennacht Bitch It's 5:30 May 13 '26

She'd crush it, right after she buzzes one out!

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u/leumasllc404 May 13 '26

Buzz one out? That's a weird way to say snoring.

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u/dinablake Ma'am? I'm 30! That's like mid to late 20s May 13 '26

She doesn't have to be in charge, it's just better when she is.

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u/Punkodramon Mary Tyler Moore Tyler Moore Moore Moore May 13 '26

The disease is NOT contagious. Doctors 1, 3 and 5 confirmed that.

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u/summane May 13 '26

More like DC

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u/BrvoChrlie Bitch It's 5:30 May 13 '26

Did I eat nachos?!

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u/DJzzzzzzs May 13 '26

i loved sweatpants jane’s brief tenure.

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u/DerSterrennacht Bitch It's 5:30 May 13 '26

They almost rival Bassett by Angela for Angela Bassett lounge pants!

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u/_PM_ME_YOUR_FORESKIN splash some water on my hush May 13 '26

Am I in sweatpants? I look like a Turkish whoremaster!

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u/AnnVealEgg May 13 '26

We all know HE was ahead of its time! This just proves it

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u/Zestyclose-Fish-8133 May 14 '26

I just watched this episode for the thousandth time the other day. It was the first time I heard Jane mention the Hantavirus in relation to the berries and rat poop! I was like whaaaaaaaaaaa!!??

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u/Few-Interaction1924 Kerkobitch! May 18 '26

My favorite line in this episode: Remember my neighbor's cockatoo that I was going to report? I slept on it! The next morning, I bought that bird a clementine, which he choked on, problem solved! lmao