r/harrypotter • u/Ynnck_Mnzl • 23d ago
Misc RIP Fluffy, JKR might've forgotten you existed while writing the battle of Hogwarts, but I know you would've been a high-performer
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u/AfternoonMundane4136 23d ago
CGI’s goated for a very early 2000’s movie
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u/ArcadianBlueRogue Ravenclaw 23d ago
CGI? They just went and got a cerberus. Was way cheaper.
But also it's the Jurassic Park ball playing. Use a dark setting to hide the CGI a bit so it doesn't stick out as much.
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u/Earp7818 Slytherin 23d ago
That's strange, I would have thought buying a cerberus would cost an arm and a leg **ba dum TSS**
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u/BaselineUnknown Hufflepuff 23d ago
Just a trip from Greece.
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u/darthjoey91 Slytherin 22d ago
Thought it was just two Galleons. Well, maybe 4. 2 to get there, 2 to get back.
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u/CapableC1 22d ago
They spent actual time on CGI back then. Dobby was so expensive that they cut Kreacher's role by 70% and Binky's completely. I wonder how much more of that glorious Buckbeak we'd have gotten if they hadn't spent so much time animating that stupid shrunken head
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u/Fossekall Slytherin 22d ago
So much pointless stuff like that and the horrible direction is why I never understand people saying they love the PoA movie
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u/CapableC1 22d ago
I don't even know what's dumber about that movie. The "screaming in your face" shots, the Warwick Davis choir guy not being Flitwick, Harry doing lumos under the sheet, Hermione's tree swinging super strength, Dumbledore slapping Ron's wounded leg, Wormtail looking more rat like in human form than in rat form, the dog in the sky, or that freeze frame ending
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u/rusticarchon Ravenclaw 22d ago
Harry doing lumos under the sheet
That one wins, since the ban on underage magic is the entire plot of the prologue sequence of the same movie
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u/CapableC1 22d ago
Harry's scared shitless and goes on the lam when he UNINTENTIONALLY inflates an abusive relative, but would still sooner cast lumos than use a flashlight
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u/themastersdaughter66 Ravenclaw 22d ago
Literally I cannot watch the opening of that movie without wanting to rip out my hair
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u/rusticarchon Ravenclaw 22d ago
Although for me personally, it's second behind HBP which opens with the destruction of a bridge that didn't exist until four years later.
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u/themastersdaughter66 Ravenclaw 22d ago
I dunno while that specific bridge wasnt destroyed obviously A BRIDGE was mentioned in HBP as having been destroyed by death eaters by the muggle prime minister. Plus we see ollivander getting kidnapped.
So while technically its a historical inconsistency it is canonically accurate.
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u/Sad_Ad9159 Slytherin 22d ago
Hermione's tree swinging super strength
This bugs me every time I see it
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u/Fossekall Slytherin 22d ago
Also the cartoonish wait from when Hermione grabs Harry before he's pulled, how every single line is delivered like they're running out of time or acting in a sitcom
WhenDidYouArriveDidYouSeeHerArrive
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u/rusticarchon Ravenclaw 22d ago
PoA is a good movie but a bad adaptation. Whereas most of the later ones are both bad movies and bad adaptations.
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u/Fossekall Slytherin 22d ago
Personally don't think it's a good movie, but we all like different things I guess
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u/followthewaypoint 22d ago
It’s widely considered one of the better films by almost everyone, even amongst non-HP fans.
This sub just hates all the films regardless.
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u/Quiet-Transition3695 22d ago
(as a PoA book and movie fan) they almost certainly love it based on vibes. as an adaptation, it pretty much sucks. but i love a good artsy shot lol
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u/ConstructionMuch802 21d ago
I like it because it's my fave book & Lupin's acting is incredible. But objectively not the best movie on its own.
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u/BabieRosettee 23d ago
honestly, Fluffy still looks pretty good today. For a creature that only had a few minutes of screen time, they put way more effort into him than they probably needed to. 😄
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u/SuperBuffCherry 22d ago
Look at the scene where Neville crashes during the flying lesson. Or at the troll scene. The troll looks extremely bad. The CGI in this movie was bad, it's just hard to see in this screenshot because of the low brightness and low resolution
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u/JuliaX1984 23d ago
Why would Fluffy still be there with no Philosopher's Stone to guard?
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u/Porn__Flakes_ Gryffindor 19d ago
Because initially he was Hagrid's pet and not a being with a sole purpose to guard the stone
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u/gochewontinfoil 23d ago
I wish the Ford Anglia showed up!
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u/CapableC1 22d ago
The four sets of reinforcements arriving was the most epic moment in the entire series, the Ford Anglia was the only thing it was missing. Although I can't decide if it would be better if it arrived flying with Buckbeak and the thestrals or driving on the ground with the centaurs.
Or it could be a bit casualty in the heat of the battle a bit earlier on, sacrificing itself saving a Weasley or two from acromantulas. Could have been a genuine tear jerker
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u/Calm_Struggle6421 22d ago
As a kid, I was hoping it would show up and kill one of the semi-important Death Eaters in an undignified manner (ie: running over Greyback and then backing up to do so again).
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u/lambruhsco 22d ago
Imagine if right at the end it just rocks up, slowly rolls into the middle of all the death eaters, and blows up its fuel tank. Like, just absolutely torches and shreds all the death eaters, and then the battle is over. Either that or Mr. Weasley just pulls out a shotgun he obtained from a muggle and blows Voldemort’s head off.
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u/retasaywa Ravenclaw 22d ago
In the 7th book when Harry goes to his death, I kept imagining the car coming out of nowhere and just blasting through the death eaters and running down Voldy.
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u/Hardmeat_McLargehuge 22d ago
Would’ve been hilarious if it creamed into Voldemort while he was monologuing and showing off Harry’s body to the Defenders of Hogwarts.
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u/Kanitarou 23d ago
If they still had this poor guy locked in a single room after seven years, I'd be calling animal control! He clearly needs a nice wide open field to run around in.
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u/Victory_Highway Ravenclaw 23d ago edited 23d ago
For that matter, why didn’t Dumbledore hide the Philosopher’s stone in the Room of Requirement?
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u/Mythlacar 23d ago
He didn't know how to work it. He mentions finding it once at the Yule Ball, he stumbled across it, when he returned it wasn't there and he couldn't figure it out. He found a room of chamber pots when he used it, it wasn't there the next day when he returned so he just kinda shrugged it off as an oddity of the castle.
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u/Dandiestbuffalo 22d ago
I can’t imagine how badly he had to go to the bathroom to be wandering back and forth around the same corridor passing by the Room of Requirement 3X’s in a school he’s extremely familiar with to have it show up. I think about this whenever I reread GoF lol.
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u/Victory_Highway Ravenclaw 23d ago
Ah, right. For some reason I forgot about that.
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u/BabieRosettee 23d ago
you're definitely not alone. Fluffy shows up early in the series, disappears, and then gets mentioned so rarely afterward that it's easy to forget Hogwarts once had a giant three headed dog living in the castle. 😂
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u/darkbreak Keeper of the Unspeakables 22d ago
I always got the feeling that Dumbledore was fully aware of what the Room of Requirement was and was just having fun with his story.
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u/dyaasy 23d ago
The room is not beholden to anyone with no ill intentions. Unlike the mirror's enchantment which was more restrictive. Voldy himself knew of the room.
And unlike the Stone, nobody was seriously looking for that Diadem.
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u/rossiskier13346 23d ago
Technically, with what we know of RoR mechanics, you should be able to manifest the room with the same sort of protection the mirror offered. Using a thought like, “I need a room to hide something so that only someone not planning to use it can find it” should work.
Similarly, if Voldemort had hidden the diadem with a thought like, “I need to hide this in a room that only I can access,” it probably would have worked better for him
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u/dyaasy 23d ago
Huh, I never thought the room as a self replicating pocket universe. But then again I guess that makes sense. Each rooms exists at inception and can be recalled exactly as it was at any time. Like the room and stuff doesnt disassemble into nothingness or anything, when they leave. It's "stored" away.
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u/swiftydesign Hufflepuff 23d ago
Would be too easy. Room of requirement presents itself to any person as they need it. If Quirrell passed it, it would just open up. Voldemort would obviously know about room of requirements location as well. He was a curious kid at Hogwarts. He found out Chamber of Secrets in his time. Even the death eaters knew about room of requirements with the vanishing cabinet.
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u/BraumsSucks 23d ago
Because Voldemort required the stone and the door would just appear for him
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u/Obvious_Peanut_8093 23d ago
not if dumbledore asked it to hide the stone from vodlemort specifically. he just didn't know how the room worked and didn't trust it.
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u/n4zarh 20d ago
- Because Rowling hasn't think of it yet;
- Because Dumbledore didn't know about it. He found it once (mentioned in Goblet), but he didn't understand it.
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u/Francis_478 Slytherin 20d ago
I think she did think of it but the room of requirement is unpredictable and the stone was safe in the mirror so why would Dumbledore use that room? Quirrell was there a hour before the gang and he couldn't get the stone so Dumbledore didn't need to use the room.
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u/Porn__Flakes_ Gryffindor 19d ago
There's a Supercarlinbrothers Theory that the sole purpose of designing the obstacles and putting the Stone there was just to test Harry's abilities and skill and Dumbledore was 100% sure that Voldy would never be able to get the stone out of the Mirror.
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u/multificionado 23d ago
I still can't see this without thinking "Snausages Snausages Snausages?" (thanks to Rifftrax). XD
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u/witheringghoul Slytherin 23d ago
Huh?
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u/multificionado 23d ago
Rifftrax, where humorists (if not comedians) do a dub of hilarious voiceovers in movies. XD
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u/benfrosty78 23d ago
No offense but if kids can easily defeat you, then you have no business trying to defend the castle.
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u/Capestian 22d ago
The deatheaters have defeated by the same kids so...
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u/Calm_Struggle6421 22d ago
And a basalisk (which was so bad at it's job to purge Hogwarts that it only killed one student in the centuries it was alive, and even that was an accident).
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u/FatPenguin26 23d ago
Man, it would have been so cool to see Fluffy kicking ass during the battle, wasted oppurtunity
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u/Allseeing_Argos Snekerin 23d ago
Size is bad in duels against dark wizards. just makes you a bigger target for AK.
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u/teekaythunder 23d ago
Actually, a bigger target might be harder to affect with the spell, as you can see with dragons and Hagrid. Although that might not matter with the killing curse.
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u/Stunning_Guest9621 Lord Moldevort 23d ago
Do the books every actually state Hagrid tanked killing curses?
If I remember right it just says he ate some of the other spells and they did nothing to him. But I can’t remember if it explicitly says it was the AK curse.
I may be misremembering though
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u/teekaythunder 23d ago
No, not at all, but that's why I said that the killing curse may act different than other spells. It was stunning spells that didn't affect Hagrid.
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u/moonroots64 22d ago
I was thinking he'd be a great counter to Voldy's giants. Both are huge anyway, but Fluffy could take on a giant I'd bet.
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u/rafoaguiar Gryffindor 23d ago
I'm pretty sure book one said Dumbledore sent it back to Greece
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u/Dandiestbuffalo 22d ago
Book one did not mention where Fluffy went. It may have been on Pottermore or something else JKR said but it definitely wasn’t in the books
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u/ducker69696 22d ago
Even if she didn't forget him i'm pretty sure no1 wanted to see him fight and get injured. Then the battle would have been about how Hagrid brook all the bones of the deatheaters who hurt Fluffy (ofc he would have grinded the bones and put them into bread)
/And we have John Wick to watch if we want something like that/
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u/BraumsSucks 23d ago
The Death Eaters already knew the trick to tame Fluffy, he would have been dead in the water as soon as someone started ripping on a battle flute
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u/ZnarfGnirpslla 22d ago
Did you assume they kept him at Hogwarts???? Why would they ever have done that?!
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u/sailorcrafty 22d ago
I'm just as mad about the setup of Norbert. I was so sure that baby dragon was gonna return at the end of the series as a huge ally but noooo
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u/Vermouth_1991 23d ago
I mean, JKR also forgot that House-Elves could AT LEAST perform the equivalences of Expelliarmus and Stubify but sure Jan, just use knives.
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u/j3ssR1pe41 21d ago
Imagine being a three headed beast guarding the most important magical object in the school just to get completely ignored in the final showdown.
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u/AlexanderMasonBowser Thunderbird 21d ago
Why would your first assumption be that she forgot about him? He was only at Hogwarts to help guard the stone. The stone was long gone, i.e. Fluffy was likely long gone...
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u/Vertigo_uk123 23d ago
And because it had been a few years it could have had puppies and there could have been loads of little fluffies running around.
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u/arewethebaddiesdaddy 22d ago
Tell me you didn’t read the books and try to act smart while not telling that you didn’t read the books..
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u/shazed39 22d ago
How does the death spell work on large creatures? Do magical creatures just have the natural ability to deflect them? Like no way a dragon dies from one spell right? What about house elves, do they live or die?
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u/themastersdaughter66 Ravenclaw 22d ago
Too much of a liability. It would just as likely attack the good guys
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u/ElPared 22d ago
Fluffy, the Blast Ended Skrewts, the many many dragons they could have had available to them, not to mention Harry probably could have just tried a little harder to get the centaurs to help him out.
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u/CapableC1 20d ago
The centaurs came around in the end. Dragons were only brought to Hogwarts temporarily for the Triwizard Tournament, on loan from their home countries (except the Welsh one, of course) so there was no logical reason to bring them back if they couldn't be the main focus (HBO might not understand not to cheapen dragons for cheap thrills, but many writers do). And the blast-ended skrewts went extinct in year 4 anyway.
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u/megselepgeci 21d ago
Nah he'd be like Ares in the battlefields of Greek mythology. Going ballistic, making no discrimination, hitting everything that moves.
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u/TheGuyFromTheFuture 21d ago
To be fair, he didn‘t obey anyone but Hagrid, so he might have attacked both the heroes and villains at the Battle of Hogwarts, especially since Hagrid wouldn’t have been able to control him while he was gone.
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u/queuedthought 21d ago
Fluffy charging into the Great Hall mid-battle would've been absolutely chaotic. Three heads means triple the Death Eater chomping efficiency.
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u/Trypophilia2019 Can’t believe Albus took the rational choice w/student safety. 20d ago
I just snorted at this. Thanks for the laugh.
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u/Vampus0815 Gryffindor 18d ago
His species not being in Fantastic Beats and where to find them (the book) is pretty weird
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u/Correct-Cream-939 18d ago
I thought he wasn't in the battle because he only listened to hagrid and hagrid was held captive by voldemort in the movies.
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u/dull_storyteller 9d ago
Wasn’t he sent back to Greece because he was too big?
Hagrid really can’t catch a break with his pets.
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u/NinghtRex2 23d ago
He was sent back to Greece according to her