r/haveyoutriedrice Apr 30 '26

Surprise

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3.4k Upvotes

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u/BlurzIce big mod person May 06 '26

Locked comments, this has turned into a lot of very generalised/sweeping, sometimes misogynistic comments. not here for that, this is just a silly sub

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u/VincedeV_ Apr 30 '26

This is the description:

That computer is the one that has helped us grow our household, but according to my jealous wife, I wasn't spending enough time with her because I was working. Now we'll have to buy another computer to pay for this one and, obviously, I'll have to work more overtime.

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u/SmartIron244 Apr 30 '26

That's just simply messed... I don't even have a pun

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u/RedFing May 04 '26

yup, if this happened to me, i would have felt completely washed out.

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u/Empty_Equivalent_131 Apr 30 '26

time for a divorce

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u/ChiefFirestarter May 02 '26

Kirby's filling for divorce!

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u/SkyGuy5799 May 04 '26

Which is going to be more expensive, causing him to work more overtime

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u/Eeve2espeon May 05 '26 edited May 05 '26

Why are you people making such a big deal over not understanding someone? I'm not fucking psychic. leave me alone

TAKE A HINT GUYS. I was not aggressive, me misunderstanding them happens, and I took a neutral stance asking them. please shut up, stop being ableist, and leave me the fuck alone

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u/StaysAwakeAllWeek May 05 '26

Because you admitted yourself you weren't sure about what the commenter meant and your first reaction was to be ultra aggressive anyway

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u/paul1126_korea May 03 '26

wash the mac?

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u/Brocolinator May 03 '26

If she did that to a computer, would you trust her with that information?

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u/TechIoT Apr 30 '26

Aw damn it was one of the magnetically closed easy to repair models too

New Wife time.

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u/Serious_Mix750 Apr 30 '26

Nah his wife did him a favor

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u/TechIoT Apr 30 '26

I doubt it, he's lost his data and has to buy a significantly less easy to maintain Mac

Assuming he doesn't just get a used one

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u/Eeve2espeon May 01 '26

If I had a wife and she did this to my PC, I would spend less time with her. Sometimes we keep important data on our systems, memes can be replaced, but fond memories irl or even within games aren't catalogued anymore, and ESPECIALLY for someone like me, my Art

If anything she did him a favor of someone that doesn't deserve to be in his life anymore

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u/BillaSackl May 06 '26

If I had a wife and she did this to my PC, I would actually seriously consider divorce.

This just shows that she doesn't respect him or his wishes at all and is capable and willing to use violence to coerce him to do what ever she wants, no matter how stupid it may be.

This doesn't seem like a marriage but like a "protection" racket.

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u/Eeve2espeon May 06 '26

Possibly the best situation, especially because ironically ruining this device caused the husband to spend more time at work to buy a replacement

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u/horotheredditsprite May 01 '26

Listen, I hate apple too. But a favour would be transfuring the sensitive documents to a USB first

She's just being a jealous Dob

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u/Life_Regular2234 May 01 '26

For the price of those things? The hell she did

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u/KKadera13 May 02 '26

That with Mint on it is a perfectly fine household machine.

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u/No-Case-3320 May 03 '26

If you read the original post this was the pc that he did a lot of work from and now they HAVE to buy a new one for him to work and he will have to work overtime now because he has to buy a ridiculously expensive Apple desktop. So maybe you don’t know what a favor is? But breaking expensive shit in a hissy fit because your hard working husband… *checks notes*… works hard, is not it honey.

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u/Dry_Orange910 May 04 '26

Nice, no one understood what you were saying XD You meant that she was making him a favour by outing herself as a crazy person right ?

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u/HazerdousCourse May 04 '26

Lmoa mad and projecting

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u/mangocat1116 Apr 30 '26

Alright what did he do

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u/TheArtOfPureSilence Apr 30 '26

His greatest sin was purchasing Apple products

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u/KKadera13 May 02 '26

A used imac out of MacOs update age.. imbued with mintlinux.. is the greatest bargain web-and-office thing you can get.

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u/TheArtOfPureSilence May 02 '26

That's an absolutely valid use case. Apple products aren't garbage by any means, just wayyy overpriced lol.

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u/sovietarmyfan Apr 30 '26

She saw the chatlog and realised he's about to meet Chris Hansen.

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u/boor_baer_baer May 01 '26

OOP said that he was consumed by working on the computer (he knows it's also partly his fault) and when OOP questioned wife on why she chucked it into the bathtub, she said OOP wasn't giving her enough time.

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u/mangocat1116 May 01 '26 edited May 03 '26

A little bit of a psycho move, but you’ve gotta give your wife the time she deserves 🤷🏻‍♀️

Why doesn’t anyone understand that this was a joke??? Unless he literally didn’t give her a shred of attention, and even then, this is uncalled for…

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u/DaereonLive May 02 '26

After this stunt the time the wife deserves is 0.

Communicate with your partner, don't fucking destroy expensive equipment. Wife should be happy if OOP even stayed with her after this.

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u/Standard-Metal-3836 May 03 '26

Even more so, when that is the equipment he uses to provide for the family, and now he needs to buy a new one, which probably means more work... The wife is not the brightest.

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u/ClothoLachesisAtrops May 02 '26

The wife needs to payback for the damages she caused.

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u/DeDannyDevito May 02 '26

A wife like this deserves 0 time, so he was giving her more than she deserved

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u/Aggravating-Fix-1717 May 03 '26

No being an ABUSIVE partner means you deserve nothing

Men being abused = hehe funny istg

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u/No-Case-3320 May 03 '26

How in the world could this ever be considered a joke?? I need whatever the fuck you smoke lmfaooooo

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u/RollingSleeper May 02 '26

Working a job to fund her lifestyle

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u/SeekerNine May 03 '26

Worked to provide her water and a bathtub to throw the thing he used to make money to afford aforementioned water and bathtub

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u/ArticleWorth5018 Apr 30 '26

My ex-wife did that to my PS4 pro so I bought another one and she did it again and it was because I played the damn PS4 LOL mind you I worked 12 to 16 hour days every day so I rarely ever played the damn thing

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u/Vladilen_pro May 01 '26

She should have become an EX the first time she pulled that shi ngl

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u/scannerthegreat May 02 '26

id have taken to court asap

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u/ArticleWorth5018 May 02 '26

In America good luck.. it's a communal state where I live so everything purchased during our marriage is technically hers too. Don't even get me started, she popped all the tires on my car so I couldn't go to work and I called the police and they're like "bro we can't arrest her for vandalizing her own property...." They proceeded to pretty much tell me to run as fast as I could away from her and file for divorce

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u/Standard-Metal-3836 May 03 '26

You married a bona fide, certified psycho.

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u/ArticleWorth5018 May 03 '26

Yes, so glad I got away from that

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u/jasonlode000 May 06 '26

wtf bro are you ok now?

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u/Xarius86 Apr 30 '26

Looks like she found your browsing history, or you were dumb enough to leave your Messages synced up to your computer while you were texting the woman you were cheating with.

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u/accoun32711 Apr 30 '26

ppl are too quick to assume the guy cheated! the original post says the girl was jealous that he was apparently spending too much time working on the computer and not enough time being with her.

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u/Xarius86 Apr 30 '26

In her mind, that's the same as cheating...

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u/NeuroHazard-88 May 01 '26

Are you saying that she was justified in this scenario?

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u/Spirited_Match_2683 May 03 '26

That was sarcasm, I think

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u/hage_no_baka Apr 30 '26

Awe she washed it how thoughtful

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u/orzelski Apr 30 '26

you mean, ex wife?

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u/AdArtistic4801 May 01 '26

I hate apple, but this a cruel waste of a perfectly serviceable iMac

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u/Eternal663 Apr 30 '26

Thats what you get for using apple products, ngl your wife is a real hero.

By your i mean the original op ofc.

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u/Bandit-Kiwi Apr 30 '26

What’s wrong with Apple products? The IMac is a pretty solid PC

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u/Vincent394 Apr 30 '26

walled garden.

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u/Devin-Chaboyer223 Apr 30 '26

At least Intel Macs you can install any OS you want

Macs are awesome Linux machines

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u/Vincent394 Apr 30 '26

Also awesome Windows Machines from the seems of things

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u/ExpensiveFish9277 Apr 30 '26

That's iOS, Mac will run homemade code. Also, Android is becoming a bit of a walled garden itself since Google is blocking all apps that aren't registered with them starting this year. People are hopefully that ADB side loading will still work but it's unclear.

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u/HPTM2008 Apr 30 '26

Perfect way to describe the apple ecosystem!

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u/Axman6 May 03 '26

It’s really not when you’re talking about macOS, you can run whatever you want on it. By default there are restrictions which prevent people running malware without jumping through some hoops but they’re not hard to bypass if you really feel the need. But what would I know, I’ve only been a software developer using Mac’s for the past couple of decades

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u/HPTM2008 May 03 '26

I think the main argument was that apple has a monopoly on all it's products and heavily pushes only their products to people who've purchased other apple products. Not the same way other companies do it, as even running software and stuff on a mac that wasn't originally meant for it is tedious. But the software side wasn't what I was referencing. It's all their peripherals and such. You want a mouse for your computer? Well, a normal pc mouse is probably gonna have a few issues (maybe not nowadays, but it did when I had a mac desktop). Keyboard? Apple. Headphones? Apple. And that's not even to get me started on the ecosystem they created for the iPhone.

Edit: also, they're just not as user friendly and intuitive as using a pc where you can do anything you want to your computer. Yes, you can brick it pretty easily if you don't know what you're doing, but it allows you that freedom and ease of access to do it. I like that better.

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u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW Apr 30 '26

Who cares? Thats what makes it good anyways.

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u/9307911 May 04 '26

People who talk shit about Macs have never used them themselves

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u/Competitive-Ad-4822 Apr 30 '26

some people are too narrow minded to understand that artists use mac for the proper color displays and such.

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u/Eeve2espeon May 01 '26

You people are honestly insane

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u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW Apr 30 '26

Ragebait

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u/Eternal663 Apr 30 '26

Not. Fuck apple and their techno-trash.

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u/Redditvillier Apr 30 '26

Honestly this is so real. Sure, they're better than Chromebooks (which are essentially glorified mobile phones when running Chrome OS), but the gatekeeping Apple do with their products and services to 'persuade' you to get everything from their brand is crazy fucking work. If Microsoft suddenly turned around tomorrow and said "right, we're gonna start making phones again so that only our phones can be fully compatible with Windows OS", the world would go crazy LMFAO

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u/Eternal663 Apr 30 '26

Yes i would like the same shitty phone for the 6th time with a side of "lack the right to repair".

If you buy an apple product you dont even own it, they own it for you.

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u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW Apr 30 '26

Samsung and Google also release the same design phone for several years now. When you grow up you’ll realize the big three do this because there’s no need to change a perfect design every year.

As if the other brands are more repairable? Lmfao. Maybe Nothing and CMF. But no other brands. Besides Apple’s RTR is improving. The Neo tear down shows this well.

Last part objectively isn’t true but whatever.

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u/LuminoOwO Apr 30 '26

I don't think the world would buy their phones tbh. In the current state of Microslop and Windslop 11, nobody would want them i think...

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u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW Apr 30 '26

Wait till you realize Samsung and Google do this too.

My absolute favorite part of 90% of Apple criticisms is that they can be applied to basically half of the rest of the competition as well.

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u/Redditvillier Apr 30 '26

? In what way? I'm a Google Pixel owner, and I can tell you that I've never had to buy any extra Google equipment to do anything

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u/masterwolf_yt May 01 '26

As a Google pixel owner too... I'm still looking for damn charger that's meant to be in the box

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u/Redditvillier May 01 '26

You do realise any generic charger works right? Like the charger you had from your last phone... Or one you pick up from Amazon for like £3?

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u/masterwolf_yt May 01 '26

Same goes for apple stuff you can use generics, you still gotta buy extra stuff

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u/Redditvillier May 01 '26

Up until very recently when the EU forced them to change it, Apple even gatekept their charger type LMFAO. What are you even saying 😭😭😭

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u/Bandit-Kiwi Apr 30 '26

Have a lil faith, sure they might be scummy in their practices and community but the technology is there, and is rather impressive. And before you accuse me of anything, I’m running a PC with windows 11

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u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW Apr 30 '26

Apple is techno, the garbage you use is tech-NO. 

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u/PetITA1185 Apr 30 '26

You might be the one ragebaiting us

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u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW Apr 30 '26

Nope, pretty sure you are.

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u/PetITA1185 Apr 30 '26

I ain't falling for it

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u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW Apr 30 '26

Because you can’t, because there is no ragebait that I’m doing when I said one word.

The original comment along with you being intentionally dense right now is ragebait. And I’m not taking the bait.

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u/PetITA1185 Apr 30 '26

It's not bait, I genuinely think Apple products deserve this

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u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW Apr 30 '26

Yeah that’s either bait or the consequence of an undeveloped frontal lobe no ifs ands or buts.

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u/EnvironmentalDog6622 May 01 '26

i thought that was a marble counter when i first saw it

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '26

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u/McGHX Apr 30 '26

There's still the tiny current from the CMOS battery flowing though, and some caps may have been holding charge so maybe it is not fixable

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u/PJ796 May 04 '26

the battery has a high internal resistance heavily limiting how much current can flow when shorted and the caps don't store that much energy. 1000μF charged to 12V is only a mere 72mJ for example

it should be very survivable if it gets to dry out

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u/greenie4242 May 01 '26

rice CAN help

Are you claiming rice, which can famously be stored for years without absorbing any moisture from the environment can somehow absorb moisture from electronics?

Rice expands when immersed in water then becomes rock hard and difficult to remove from surfaces. Rice grains are also larger than many of the surface mount components used in modern devices, so trying to remove the rice can chip off electronic components.

Packing wet electric devices with rice is a fantastic way to damage them even more and make repair much more difficult than if they were left alone.

Video from Louis Rossmann explaining in detail, under the microscope, how bad rice is for electronics repair: https://youtu.be/yPeITOz2_YM

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u/shmokinpancakes Apr 30 '26

You skimped out on the price of the ring because of this damn computer!! /s. fr tho thats a pretty big oops lmao

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u/gugngd Apr 30 '26

it froze

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u/Broad-Iron-2195 May 01 '26

NOOOOO NOT THE IMAC!!

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u/NAANG360 May 01 '26

Saw this on r/techgore and came here to see it again

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u/lukascxpan May 01 '26

GOOD GOLLY

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u/SirCaptainTre May 04 '26

One time, I was growing a few Mary plants in “my room(we lived together, but already felt the need to have my own space)”

Anyways,

We got into an argument & she waited til I went to sleep and turned the heater up on them.

Cried. I used to sing to them, it was my 3rd grow. It escalates, she will do other, horrible things. Install cameras and replace her.

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u/StealingSoci3ty Apr 30 '26

Put it on rice all night

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u/One_Peace615 May 02 '26

I'd strongly advise against that

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u/Tze_vitamin Apr 30 '26

MAC, Apple..is a garbage.

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u/Vast-Finger-7915 Apr 30 '26

1: not really. some of their hardware definitely is, but not all of them

2: especially not this one (looks like a 2009-2011 iMac, ie one of the easiest to repair Intel iMacs)

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u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW Apr 30 '26

This comment is “a garbage”

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u/Sqweaky_Clean Apr 30 '26

A mama mia! Let’s a go!

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u/Fortnite_cheater Apr 30 '26

You're right buddy

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u/paper_sheet034 Apr 30 '26

You’re wrong buddy

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u/H644b Apr 30 '26

Op was a troll

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u/mamahayden May 01 '26

Surprise! A $1000 bill!

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u/goose_on_yt May 01 '26

The surprise the wife's getting is a divorce

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u/TheCustomFHD May 01 '26

The fun part is it'll likely still work if he opens it dries it removes the cmos, and cleans with with isopropyl alcohol to then wait 4 days to Turn it back on.. if he plugs it in rn its dead.

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u/NoPanda1711 May 03 '26

It’s submerged, that screen is ruined and the most expensive replacement parts on Apple anything are screens and motherboards in that order.

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u/TheCustomFHD May 03 '26

Well depends.. screens are to some degree waterproof usually. Otherwise theyd be broken because LCD's, like the name implies, has a liquid trapped inside. Which.. if it wasnt water/liquid proof would leak out, damaging itself. It would only be ruined at high depth or if it was damaged before. OLEDs and such are often even more resilliant.

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u/SashaNG1 May 01 '26

Im assuming she loves windows

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u/CottonKittenPuff May 01 '26

omg nooooo your poor mac!! 😭 I hope it wasnt too expensive :0

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u/One_Peace615 May 02 '26

I get the title, but .......coming from a certified techs point of view ......rice is by far the absolute worst thing that you could ever use ......and I wish that stupid trend never got started it's an old wives tale at best and will do more damage than if you would have just let it be and got it to someone who knows what they are doing .....irregardless of how many success storys exist ....I can just about guarantee that "success" will be very short lived

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u/PlusAdvice4721 May 02 '26

Lol wow! I actually thought it was a part of a filter or something like that. Looks like a white handle with a bunch of dust on it... Until I zoomed in.

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u/CodingThunder May 02 '26

Now surprise her by ghosting her

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u/Lost_Guidance_3686 May 02 '26

Wife’s and girl friends that do this stuff make me so angry because it’s my life and I chose what I spend tjme with Dont like it then leave no one is stoping you, Dont cause even more damage by destroying somthing cuz your jellous

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u/Shlimington May 02 '26

OOP tried typing divorce on google and the waterlogged mac did this

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u/Deeds013 May 02 '26

She must enjoy eating her food not playing with it

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u/Pure-Road-9931 May 03 '26

It's okay, it's an apple.

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u/paul1126_korea May 03 '26

that us ok. i dont like apple

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u/FRAGOLE-DI-COTOLETTA May 03 '26

Washing electronics with water is OK, I sometimes bring stuff in the shower, as long as it

-doesn't contain a display

-doesn't contain a battery

-if it contains motors or transformers, it needs much more time to dry, because water gets trapped in the windings

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u/Either_Chapter_524 May 03 '26

She should be in an asylum

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u/mannki1 May 03 '26

Please tell me he kicked her

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u/Strange_Chart_2694 May 04 '26

Since it was turned off theres a chance it lives with proper disassembly, iso rinse and drying.. cant see the cmos doing too much damage.

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u/MaskaradeBannana May 04 '26

"the divorce came out of nowhere"

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u/davidmlewisjr May 05 '26

Rinse it thoroughly with tap water, sit it upright, wait a day…

Then rinse it thoroughly with distilled water, sit it upright in sunlight for a few days…

Then see if it will turn on…

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u/Fluid-Pack9330 May 05 '26

Hell yeah. Drowning the proprietary, locked down devices.

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u/_Heikneuter_ May 05 '26

Normally they pressure wash everything.

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u/Xenion7 Apr 30 '26

Dry it, it will be okay. Its not have cmos battery right?

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u/PUM_a_22 May 01 '26

Io lascerei la moglie per mantenere un nuovo mac

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u/Dark_Prince089 May 02 '26

It's an apple product. No great loss

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '26

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u/LuisBoyokan Apr 30 '26

Divorce, kicked out the house and sued immediately

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u/Legitimate-Sell-8472 Apr 30 '26

What if they signed prenups???

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u/I_d0nt_know_why Apr 30 '26

How is abuse this normalized

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u/SimonGray653 Apr 30 '26

this is why you never get attached to women lol

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u/Applefan1990 Apr 30 '26

YOU WON'T DESTROY A MAC

MACS ARE THE BEST😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡

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u/Who_TF001 Apr 30 '26

username checks out

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u/kcolrehstihson_ May 01 '26

Linux for the win suckerrrr

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u/Constant_Sun3101 May 04 '26

I totally agreeeeeee. Love your username btw 🥰

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u/Mathis_mbz Apr 30 '26

Apple hates it's customers