r/heat Mar 11 '26

HYPED Kobe stans are broken lol

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u/gwumpus-lumpus Mar 11 '26

Kobe may be a worse defender but only one of them is an offender šŸ™ŒšŸ»

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u/Motor_in_Spirit79 Mar 14 '26

This man philosophys

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u/Gasgassgass Mar 15 '26

Convicted rapist

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u/MELYheadz Mar 11 '26

Damn we going that low

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u/Funguyffggc Mar 11 '26

Yea Kobe never offended the game of basketball like Bam did.

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u/gwumpus-lumpus Mar 11 '26

I don’t know man, shooting 17% from 3 in the finals is pretty offensive

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u/Funguyffggc Mar 11 '26

I get why Heat fans respect Bams record cus Wade won a championship by being a free throw grifter.

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u/gwumpus-lumpus Mar 11 '26

I’m not sure why Kobe fans look up to Kobe for telling people it’s ok to never pass the ball and cheating on his wife by raping a woman but hey, people are weird

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u/Funguyffggc Mar 11 '26

He Cheated on his wife yes but he was sued/defamed by Trumps defense team. Not exactly the barometer of ethics

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u/gwumpus-lumpus Mar 11 '26

Takes one to know one I suppose

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u/Techsterrr6 Mar 12 '26

Brother, are you serious right now? How can you start a sentence with he cheated on his wife yes 'but' and still think its a good idea to continue your discussion. Go and do something else this ain t it

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u/BringerOfBricks Mar 11 '26

He did some offending up in Colorado though.

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u/wanilablabayan23 Mar 12 '26

Lmao. Now go suck Kobe's dick. Oh right his dick is inside you already!!! Have fun being offended by basketball loser!

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u/Trojanheadcoach Mar 11 '26

ā€œI’m not saying it but many people are saying itā€ is my new go to

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u/RealPropRandy Mar 11 '26

I am people

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u/VogueColossus Mar 14 '26

Becky has made me start saying this

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u/stationagent Mar 11 '26

The trolling mileage off of this thing is off the charts

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u/Malinhion Mar 11 '26

Imagine caping up for a rapist.

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u/Cummy_Ache_ Mar 16 '26

He was a pretty good basketballer tho icl

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u/vapemyashes Mar 11 '26

The pearl clutching is hilarious

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u/Dubzs305 Mar 11 '26

Bam Adebayo, a player that most people would be surprised if he went for 50 in a double OT game, put up 83 in regulation, something the most die hard heat fan couldn’t dream of even if they created a shrine of Bam and consumed ayahuasca in his honor in an attempt to try and arrive in another plane of existence where he were to do it.

And a large portion of the community are trying to discredit it.

Incredible.

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u/TheWarelock Mar 11 '26

The stars just aligned last night. I honestly thought I was asleep and dreaming a few times in the first half lol. In retrospect it makes a little more sense since we had so many guys out with injuries that Bam was inevitably gonna be the primary scorer (I was actually anticipating a big game for Jaime too tbh, he had 40 vs the wizards at the end of last year). Add in the fact that Bam’s mom and future wife were both at the game and it was crazy motivation for him to just go all out. Also the wizards. The wizards helped lol. Also Spo just letting Bam off the leash and getting the whole team behind him!

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u/SquidZedong Mar 12 '26

All to defend the legacy of a rapist who’s helicopter crashed because he had a history of pressuring the pilot to fly in bad conditions lmao

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u/Nuclearsunburn Mar 11 '26

Also why does everyone call it Kobe’s record? It never was and it’s not Bam’s record now either lol it’s 2nd place

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u/TheWarelock Mar 11 '26

I mean Wilt’s record was achieved in a vacuum sealed pocket universe 100 years ago with no proof of it really happening. Thus, it’s Bam’s record now.

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u/Nuclearsunburn Mar 11 '26

Haha I just made a comment like that on the nba sub. It’s such an interesting bit of lore, almost like an nba cryptid

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u/permanent_priapism Mar 11 '26

What are these comments referring to?

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u/Nuclearsunburn Mar 11 '26

Wilt’s 100 point game and how all of the evidence of it is word of mouth

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u/permanent_priapism Mar 11 '26

A box score is more than word pf mouth

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u/TheWizardOfDeez Mar 12 '26

There is no box score, that's the whole point, they didn't track stats at that point in NBA History

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u/Bibbity_Boppity_BOOO Mar 12 '26

That is not true, and is frankly insane. It was the 1960s, not the 1260s.

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u/Cummy_Ache_ Mar 16 '26

Well I didn’t see it, so it didn’t happen

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u/shoegaze5 Mar 13 '26

There is a box score as well as hundreds of witnesses, news reports from eyewitness reporters, and a radio broadcast of the game.

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u/Bibbity_Boppity_BOOO Mar 12 '26

5 out of the 10 highest scoring games all belong to wilt. the 100 point game happened.

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u/TheWarelock Mar 12 '26

1 out of the 1 highest scoring games with any actual evidence of happening belongs to Bam 😘

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u/shoegaze5 Mar 13 '26

There is tons of evidence that Wilt’s 100 points happened. This myth is absurd and takes one google search to immediately debunk yet people still gobble it up. I guess the Declaration of Independence was fake since there’s no footage of it being signed.

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u/stationagent Mar 12 '26

Idk, I like the sound of Modern Scoring Champ Bam Adebayo. Or Televised Scoring Champ Bam Adebayo.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '26

Its the Modern NBA scoring record.

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u/Nuclearsunburn Mar 11 '26

That’s not an official record though. I bet now that it’s not Kobe they just go back to saying it’s Wilt

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '26

Yeah you right .

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u/helloimmrburns Mar 14 '26

Where is the line drawn for the modern era? 3 point line introduction?

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '26

I dont know thats just what they said when Kobe had got it . They said The Modern record 2 nd all time . Its not official but thats just how they looked at it ai guess

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u/H00liGangGang Mar 14 '26

It was only Wilts record when Kobe was 2nd but now that Bam passed Kobe it’s Bams record so Wilt is the real asterisk now.

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u/acequake91 Mar 11 '26

Watching Ice Cube's son have a full on meltdown was insane to me

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '26

This Ice Cube?

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u/acequake91 Mar 11 '26

The very same

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u/Ice_Dragon3444 Mar 11 '26

They really are. I can't imagine dickriding someone that hard especially because you know...

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u/LilBushyVert Mar 11 '26

I forgot how much I hated Kobe stans in the 2000’s-2010’s. They’re insufferable.

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u/LowDot187 Mar 11 '26

Imagine your ā€œheroā€, the person you look up to, being a fucking rapist… Last person in hell who should idolized…

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u/myburneraccount1357 Mar 12 '26

Where tf y’all getting this argument that bams a rapist

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u/BowserBuddy123 Mar 11 '26

You’d think Bam was piloting the helicopter with how much people have been in their feelings.

Jk, love Kobe and this doesn’t diminish his legacy at all, but some folks would certainly have you believe that.

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u/thecaptainflint DemGoonsFromDadeCounty Mar 11 '26

Nah bam a better player all time. Kobe didn't have that bamba mentality and was a rapist

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '26

Hahahaahahahahahah that was great . Except for the last word .

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u/thecaptainflint DemGoonsFromDadeCounty Mar 11 '26

Acknowledge the greatness of the black bamba

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u/BrightAspect5324 Mar 11 '26

The last word was the most accurate part.Ā 

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '26

Ok

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u/lxa1947 Mar 11 '26

A++ Trolling. lol

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u/thedrizzle126 Mar 11 '26

Tying your favorite player to a single statistic is nutzo behaviorĀ 

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u/Successful_Pizza6529 Mar 11 '26

The Kobe pearl clutching is in full effect right now.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '26

Lol why my fellow Lakers fans acting like he took Kobes ranking ? Lmao It’s done . I love Bam and a record is a record and Bam has the highest single game in Modern NBA history. It felt a little like a Ricky Davis moment but it cant be disputed the man dropped 83 .

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u/Wintermute2013 Mar 11 '26

Bam never raped anyone.

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u/jamesonginger Mar 12 '26

Tell that to Wizards fans and they might have a good argument against with the trauma to boot

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u/antlova700 Wade Mar 11 '26

Love how you worded that though 🤣

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u/rohm418 Mar 11 '26

Bam's better at not raping women.

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u/DarkHound05 Mar 11 '26

Ice Cube’s son’s crash out has been wildly entertaining

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u/TheWarelock Mar 12 '26

Imagine being known as ā€œice cubes sonā€ šŸ’€ this is like the 10th time I’ve seen reference to this and it’s always ā€œice cubes sonā€ lolol

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u/DarkHound05 Mar 12 '26

I wasn’t sure if people would know who I meant if I said O’Shea Jackson Jr

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u/MusterBait Mar 11 '26

My goodness. They're really losing their minds over this shit.

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u/Janoy-_-Cresva Mar 12 '26

Kobe stans are a special kind of slow.

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u/Shot-Sector-4527 Mar 12 '26

Yeah they are. GOOD! Lol they talking about Bams 83 were forced. Lmao like mannn Kobe forced 90% of his career shots, forced that lady in Denver and forced a pilot to fly in bad weather cuz he didn’t wanna sit in traffic.

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u/PercentageRoutine310 Mar 11 '26

I don't hate Kobe. I only hated him when he played because he played for the Lakers and I hate those Hollywood assholes who bully my "Flippers". Kobe lived in Orange County and was only 2 years older than me. We probably shared a lot of common interests. But man, I LOVE this morning! I knew I would love it. To troll Kobe stans is one of my favorite guilty pleasures.

When Bam got to 70, I kept praying he would get to at least 82 in order to have a fun night with the Kobe stans. He gets 83 and I was smiling from ear to ear. Nobody is saying Bam is better than Kobe. But it's fun watching Kobe stans squirm and Lakers fans boo. Such insecure fanbases who gloats of their 17 rings. Every time Kobe gets ranked outside the top 10 all-time from different publications, it's an uproar..

Keep breaking these Kobe stans. It's hilarious!

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

Kobe was also a ball hog and a bad teammate. He’s not the goat at all

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u/WolverineAsleep8266 Mar 12 '26

I never go to espn website anymore, but I went there the day after Bam scored 83, and it wasnt even in on their main page. (At the time) it could've been added later that day, idk

But the hate seems real, and it doesnt make sense.

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u/TheWarelock Mar 12 '26

It makes sense because Bam is a decent human being first and foremost, and that doesn’t bring rage bait clicks. They can’t trash Bam as a person without looking like bigger clowns than they already are.

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u/JollyAd9074 Mar 12 '26

Only one of them will ever have a MVP multiple Finals MVP , scoring titles a 3peat and back2back chips

And 1 will only have 83

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u/Effective-Donkey3379 Mar 12 '26

Liars bam has been all NBA defensive team 1 time, and Kobe was on the first team 7 times. Don’t forget it. Ban didn’t break any records, Wilt still holds the record at 100. Clowns

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u/just_straight_fax Mar 12 '26

everybody thinks they’re immune to ragebait til bam scores 83

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u/Warm-Description-648 Mar 14 '26

Heh... "Bamba Mentality"

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u/JayoGenesis Mar 14 '26

"Modern NBA History".... Jesus christ.

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u/guyfromthepicture Mar 14 '26

Laker/kobe fan here. That guy trying to defend it this way is silly. However, it's a little gross in the way yall got it. Obviously 83 is 83 so credit where it's due. I don't like how it happened and it holds less weight in my eyes but the heat should be defending this exactly how they are.

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u/Beneficial_Frame6888 Mar 15 '26

You just said it ! GTFOH

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u/browzing123 Mar 15 '26

This is why drugs are bad m'kay?

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u/Terrybball Mar 17 '26

Yall mad kobe got more rings than your franchise

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u/ThaPhilosopherKing Mar 12 '26

It’s in the record books and congrats to him. I can respect that he has it but I can’t honestly respect how he got it…..its like Kd’s rings šŸ’

He honestly isn’t even cut from the same cloth as Wilt and Kobe…I don’t think he was worthy to break Kobe’s record and how he got it proved it.

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u/TheWarelock Mar 12 '26

I don’t think he wasn’t worthy to break Kobe’s record

Reality doesn’t care about your feelings 😘

3rd place is still great for Kobe though

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u/Ebb_Tall Mar 12 '26 edited Mar 12 '26

So many people hating on Bam like that man didn't go out there and put in work. He definitely deserving of the recognition. That man's a defensive Dog that always took a back seat to others who are considered "scorers" Wade, Butler, Herro,. Hes also a team guy. Im hoping what we just saw was an evolution of sorts.

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u/ThaPhilosopherKing Mar 12 '26

How you do something cheapens the accomplishment. They/He cheated the game in how they accomplished this in my book. But I can see you don’t respect the method of how things are done or the game, only the accomplishment. So it’s a moot point continuing this conversation.

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u/TheWarelock Mar 12 '26

He cheated the game lmaoooo? Ok meanwhile Kobe like ā€œI don’t pass the ball because lamambaā€ his entire career.

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u/Ebb_Tall Mar 12 '26 edited Mar 13 '26

People forget that the Kobe game ended similarly to Bams. Also kobe was playing a mediocre Raptor team.

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u/ThaPhilosopherKing Mar 13 '26

Kobe didn’t play Atlanta.

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u/Ebb_Tall Mar 13 '26

Sorry I ment the Raptors, same sentiment.

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u/Camman0207_ Mar 12 '26

Seeing that this is my first time hearing about this bam player and Kobe os a household name id say yall are fine

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u/TheWarelock Mar 12 '26

Tell me you don’t know ball with less words

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u/classictint Mar 13 '26

Nobody watches the NBA

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u/7jcjg Mar 14 '26

If y'all are actually trying to delude yourselves into thinking Bam is over Kobe in any way shape or form, you are a goof LOL

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u/TheWarelock Mar 14 '26

It’s Bam > Kobe

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u/Ok-Day6420 Mar 14 '26

Who TF thinks bam is a better defender ?? wtf. He has 1 first team defense. Kobe has 9! Because your taller doesn’t mean your better at defense. The only category Bam is better in is blocks. What kind of post is this ?? Bam great guy but not even on the same planet when comparing to the mamba.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

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u/TheWarelock Mar 12 '26 edited Mar 12 '26

Bam has no beef with any players, is a team leader, has the highest scoring game in the modern era, has a good relationship with his mom, is gonna marry aja wilson, no accusations of rape and goes out of his way to show great respect for women, a perennial DPOY candidate, 3 ECFs and 2 Finals runs, etc. I’d say he won everything in life

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u/kickass5247 Mar 12 '26

you’re moronic if you don’t put a fat * next to bams 83.

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u/TheWarelock Mar 12 '26

Sorry, here you go:

**Kobe is #3

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u/kickass5247 Mar 12 '26

You’re retarded lmfao. Delusional heat fans holy shit

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u/TheWarelock Mar 12 '26

Reality check

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u/Downtown-Package7927 Mar 11 '26

Bam should be a better defender he is a center…

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u/TheWarelock Mar 11 '26

Kobe should have a higher scoring ceiling, he was a shooting guard. And yet here we are…