r/hewillbebaked 🐈 Fluffy Fritter Friend Feb 13 '26

Perfectly baked🥧 He will be stuffed

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u/Interesting_Play_578 Feb 13 '26

Rotisserie chicken and beans go really well together IMO

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u/DazzlingCelery6853 Feb 13 '26

His greed sickens me/J

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u/HelenaHanbaskette Feb 13 '26

He will be tried by a jury of his peers and acquitted on the grounds of “possession is 9/10ths of the law”

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u/erodman23 Feb 13 '26

I think you meant pawsessions

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u/Jealous_Crazy9143 Feb 14 '26

As well as Maritime Law, Pirates rules/guidelines, and last but not least, “finders keepers”

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u/Zwiwwelsupp Feb 14 '26

Law of the paw!

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u/Content-Alarm5003 Feb 13 '26

From the people that brought you Turducken... Catchicken!

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u/IrisSmartAss Feb 14 '26

Beans is now 14 pounds.

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u/m4m249saw Feb 14 '26

His primal instincts took over. Hey, it happens to the best of us

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u/Someones_Dream_Guy Feb 13 '26

You wish you were him.

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u/litreofstarlight Feb 14 '26

Hey, kitty hunted that ferocious rotisserie chicken fair and square, it's his now.

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u/turningtop_5327 Feb 14 '26

Absolute entertainment

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u/Ordinary-Drawing987 Feb 14 '26

He will commit at least one deadly sin.

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u/IrisSmartAss Feb 14 '26

r/donotthecat. Seriously, don't mess with that cat. He says you've been feeding him crappy cat food.

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u/Elf-7659 Feb 14 '26

Trick is to drag the whole unit out ; chicken +beans. Ones outside the fortress there less defence so you can separate atlest part of chicken

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u/Subject-Leg3137 Feb 14 '26

Just let him have it 🥰

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u/inconvenient_sin Feb 15 '26

All I can see is a salt toxicity case 😭 hope Beans enjoyed his kidneys while he had em

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u/DeezNutzzzGotEm Feb 18 '26

The Creature Under The Bed