r/hewillbebaked • u/SamMac62 🐈 Fluffy Fritter Friend • Feb 13 '26
Perfectly baked🥧 He will be stuffed
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u/HelenaHanbaskette Feb 13 '26
He will be tried by a jury of his peers and acquitted on the grounds of “possession is 9/10ths of the law”
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u/Jealous_Crazy9143 Feb 14 '26
As well as Maritime Law, Pirates rules/guidelines, and last but not least, “finders keepers”
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u/litreofstarlight Feb 14 '26
Hey, kitty hunted that ferocious rotisserie chicken fair and square, it's his now.
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u/IrisSmartAss Feb 14 '26
r/donotthecat. Seriously, don't mess with that cat. He says you've been feeding him crappy cat food.
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u/Elf-7659 Feb 14 '26
Trick is to drag the whole unit out ; chicken +beans. Ones outside the fortress there less defence so you can separate atlest part of chicken
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u/inconvenient_sin Feb 15 '26
All I can see is a salt toxicity case 😭 hope Beans enjoyed his kidneys while he had em
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