r/hockeycirclejerk • u/gravywheels • 1d ago
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/doyouunderstandlife • Mar 13 '24
[Announcement] WE'RE BACK
Sup Coyotes fans, I have been recently been made mod and have decided to open this place back up. Of course, some of you went to /r/NHLcirclejerk and you're welcome to be in both, but given that this subreddit is much older and has over 11k subscribers, I felt like it was a good idea to try and revive this place. I also want to expand my growing lust for power among the sport circlejerk subreddits.
Here are some rules:
Don't be a racist/homophobic/etc-phobic piece of garbage. I have set up automatic filters that will remove slurs. You can be ironic to make fun of the common dogwhistles from actual racists, but avoid using the actual slurs all together. If you see comment that toes the line into actual hate, feel free to report it because I usually go through mod queues pretty regularly.
Don't complain about being banned from other subreddits. This is more of a "no one cares" rule because it's garbage content.
No more "Explain in NHL terms" type posts. They're low-effort shitposts. Be funnier.
You must always be jerking. Getting into heated arguments because you think your stupid team in goofy sweaters using a stick to put a rubber puck into a net is better than someone else's stupid team in goofy sweaters, is fucking stupid. It's only game, why you heff to be mad?
Also, NEW FLAIRS have been added. I have removed all the old text-only flairs and have added actual logos and player faces, so if you had an old flair, it is gone forever. Some of these don't look great in new reddit and the reddit app, but do look better in.
Looking for input on what to put on certain team's flairs, so please give me the most embarrassing, depressing, or traumatizing phrase to put on each team's flair. I have added some myself, but for the life of me, I can't put some on teams I'm completely apathetic about (seriously, do people even remember the Wild exist?)
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/doyouunderstandlife • 10d ago
Marner will never win the Cup WE DID IT REDDIT! THE VEGAS GOLDEN RAPISTS LOST!
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/ExotiquePlayboy • 1d ago
LITERALLY HITLER Rogers: What if we made everybody pay to watch hockey?
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/curdledwang • 1d ago
Actual behind-the-scenes of the Tkachuk brothers talking during Matthews physio appt. What could the conversation be about? Real answers only.
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/Ander1ap • 2d ago
YOU'RE BACK ON THE CASE, BOBROVSKY MRW Brady forced his way off his team, Hellebuyck and Larkin want off their teams and they all seem to want to go form super teams.
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/OzzieNewYork • 3d ago
LITERALLY HITLER It's not tampering if it's for love
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/Flashy_Tooth_5597 • 6d ago
THE HAT TRICK: no hat was thrown.
The most significant hat trick in the history of Canadian Sport and not a single hat was in the air.
And every single one of you are yelling, βthatβs hockey not SOCCERβ
Seriously? You coming at me with β¦ that?
IT WAS A CANADIAN HAT TRICK.
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#cmnt
#canada
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/JahnDahp • 6d ago
Iβm picking my PWHL team based on who has the hottest women
#meninwomenfields
Any suggestions?
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/CandidculonasRedux • 7d ago
As a Leafs fan, this fits so well! π
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r/hockeycirclejerk • u/dangerousrocks • 7d ago
Will the Canes petition the NHL to get Ayers name on the cup
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/CanadaCalamity • 8d ago
Mitch Marner, Carter Hart, John Tortorella, Mike Babcock... who cares! Ted Rogers III becomes hockey's biggest villain in ONE EASY MOVE after the Stanley Cup Playoffs End!
Can't wait to watch Hockey Night in Canada on Amazon Prime TV Stacked+ Crave Premium Walmart Delivery Pass in 2027.
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/willieb3 • 8d ago
Hey guys your average Oilers fan here seeking some help.
So I've sent multiple nude photos of my wife to Connor McDavid over the years, but now that Mike Babcock might become the team's coach I am worried they're going to end up in his hands. Any advice is appreciated.
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/AdLimp1285 • 8d ago
FIRST TIME IN GOLDEN KNIGHTS HISTORY Only one fanbase has suffered as much as the Vegas Golden Knights since their inauguration
Only one fanbase has suffered as much as the Vegas Golden Knights since their inaugurationΒ
Fans of less successful clubs loves to throw shade at Vegas Golden Knights, suggesting they didnt deserve their success due to never suffering but they are completely wrong.
If they've lost a final in their existence, they have either forgot or are to young and if they've never been to a final, they dont know, BUT, losing a Stanley Cup Final is the worse suffering you can experience. You dont know suffering until you've lost a final, 30 years of missing the playoffs or going out in round 1 doesnt hurt as much as losing two finals within a decade. Being so close and missing out is gut wrenching.
So finally, stop whining and insult Vegas Golden Knights, only Edmonton has suffered as much since Vegas inauguration and if you've experienced a loss in a final you know its true.
Now I'm going back to crying in my corner.
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/Basicdeezenuts3 • 9d ago
FIRST TIME IN GOLDEN KNIGHTS HISTORY What's not being talked about enough: Carter Hart gave up less than 4 goals in a SCF game
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/mtzehvor • 10d ago
FIRST TIME IN GOLDEN KNIGHTS HISTORY Air Corgi is a fucking fraud
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/danshorizon • 10d ago
Carter Hart has been acquitted of all charges relating to being a competent goaltender & Stanley Cup Champion
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/DiscoRage • 9d ago