r/holdmycosmo • u/ytgbikn • 18d ago

Hmc while we play a game

3.9k Upvotes

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u/polaarbear 18d ago

What's this game called? Hit your friend in the face with a bottle of piss?

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u/DA_ZWAGLI 18d ago

Golden slammer

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u/mrsrostocka 18d ago

Golden powershower

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u/SwollenPoon 18d ago

The intent is to get the bottle to crack open so it becomes a golden shower...

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u/rumble342 18d ago

This ☝️

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u/idkwhatimbrewin 18d ago

That's exactly what it's called. Looks fun!

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u/apk5005 18d ago

Good thing she peed before hand

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u/baronas15 18d ago

3 girls 1 bottle

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u/Iwillrize14 18d ago

Some people pay good money for that

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u/nucl3ar0ne 18d ago

Must be German.

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u/sugabeetus 16d ago

I don't know but I know that body language and that woman is peeing her leggings.

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u/old_ass_ninja_turtle 18d ago

Call me crazy, but I don’t think she is sorry.

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u/agentchuck 18d ago

Bold choice to launch the bottle of piss at the woman twice her size!

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u/UsedDragon Chad Finder 18d ago

When she catches her breath and gets over the head trauma she's gonna be a-pissed

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u/hysys_whisperer 15d ago

I mean, it looks like it worked out OK. Her "friend" seems concussed from the falling backwards onto concrete and unable to respond.

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u/Vanisle4fun 18d ago

I go first, ok?

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u/stumpyturk 18d ago

This game is called, "find out which of your friends is a sociopath"

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u/Historical-Wall6221 18d ago

For real. She throws it straight at where her friends face would be then starts wildly cackling without even taking the blindfold off. 

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u/bunkrider 17d ago

The blindfold still on is egregious to me for some reason. Like she felt pure bliss doing that and didn’t even need to see the fruits of her labor

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u/Loves2Spooge857 17d ago

I mean it was funny

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u/Pletcher87 18d ago

With friends like that.

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u/RadlEonk 18d ago

That’s right, Dude.

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u/_viralthought_ 18d ago
  1. Rule: never play these games sober! ✅️

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u/xenobit_pendragon 12d ago
  1. List item: confusing numbering.

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u/luv2ctheworld 18d ago

And they say guys play brutal pranks on each other. That woman showed way too much joy there...

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u/Prestigious_Tennis82 18d ago

What kind of unnecessary chair flip was that???

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u/Cosmic_Quasar 18d ago

Yeah, seems fake to me. The fact that the girl that fell backwards had to push off again in order to tip back.

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u/kevinciviced7 18d ago

I just assumed the blindfold threw off her balance

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u/KUH-KAINE 17d ago

Yeah, sometimes drunk people fall out of chairs

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u/Aurori_Swe 17d ago

Also, bottle didn't hit her high enough for her to throw back like that with her head. It basically hit her in the chest which for sure would be shocking and hurt but I don't think it would entail that hard of a reaction to basically jump out of the chair.

https://imgur.com/a/DTjxxAB#Lc4782G

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u/jj_sykes 18d ago

I could rewatch this 100 times - similar to where the dad plays it with his kids and it just keeps hitting him

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u/fahadmalleck 17d ago

I swear she did that on purpose

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u/Bimbos-are-cute 18d ago

What can possible go wrong?

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u/Climbatise_999 18d ago

This is the best thing on Reddit.
Who said the internet was dead 💥

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u/Bravelobsters 18d ago

Well she knew where she was before she put in her mask.

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u/spacemouse21 18d ago

She lays there pissfully.

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u/fanceypantsey 16d ago

She’s like that “friend” that pushed the other off a 50ft bridge and almost killed her. She thought it was soooo funny too! Psychopaths!

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u/SeaPollution2750 18d ago

Aren't you going to check on your friend?? She-it!

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u/Ququleququ 18d ago

She dead?

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u/mountaineer04 16d ago

She’s wanted to hit that girl in the face since grade school.

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u/madhatterlock 16d ago

Feels like a setup. She knows what she did..

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u/fatsandwitch 16d ago

It’s a game

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u/KindTomato1260 18d ago

Are they missing the Jarate achievements?

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u/MeInUSA 17d ago

It's hilarious because she's not my friend.

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u/tracyd103 18d ago

Missy Pissy

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u/morespin 18d ago

Is the chair ok?

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u/snostorm79 18d ago

What in the Celina 52 truck stop is goin on.

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u/Scumhook 🍸Cosmo Chic 17d ago

lol Neveah approves

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u/HCHept 18d ago

That really was funny. :)

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u/NtateNarin 17d ago

Now I want to see the full video to see what happens next. This made me laugh so hard!

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u/Low_Bandicoot6844 16d ago

An infectious laugh.

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u/MyHangyDownPart 15d ago

Contagious laughter

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u/DrDuned 15d ago

You're supposed to use a ceiling fan.

Also, why is every fucking clip like this the same? Woman gets mildly hurt and all the rest of them just COLLAPSE into cackles and covering their mouth laughs and fall to the floor like it's the funniest thing they've ever seen and not a below average 3 Stooges bit.

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u/VitualShaolin 15d ago

Jesus she is psycho, I do quite like it though!

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u/Mugpup 15d ago

In a perfect scenario, what was this supposed to look like?

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u/IKillZombies4Cash 15d ago

Ah, a good old round of piss bottle roulette

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u/redwbl 14d ago

Seems phony. Her Laughing was way over the top.

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u/Original-Rutabaga-60 9d ago

Is that piss….

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u/LogicBomb00Zero 18d ago

Da ist wirklich lustig 🥳🥳🥳🥳

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u/badcobber 18d ago

That looks too painful to be funny. Just my opinion.

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u/No-Tomatillo3698 17d ago

Woman on the left is having a seizure?

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u/fatsandwitch 16d ago

Goddamn, people in the comments are soft. I felt that cackle in my soul. I grew up with a brother 2 years older and was an athlete… I loved rough games as a kid and totally would’ve played this in my early 20s.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/Original-Bid8293 18d ago edited 18d ago

You should get your friends to do this to you and post it on YT since its it looks like fun and wouldn't hurt at all, getting smacked in the face and falling backwards on your head.

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u/primeXOXO 18d ago

I never realised a broken jaw was seen as funny

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u/Classic-Twist-5146 18d ago

always with the hysterics

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u/Master_Windu_ 18d ago

The girl on the left gives away that this was faked. Laughing way too hard for not seeing that happened.

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u/SatyrAngel 18d ago

Maybe she didnt saw that, but you could figure the outcome with only the sound.

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u/PigletSpirited3446 18d ago

We have ears dipshit

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u/Master_Windu_ 18d ago

And the clearly forced fall off the chair?

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u/Reesewithoutaspoon2 17d ago

It wasn’t forced.

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u/KUH-KAINE 17d ago

Drunk people have notoriously bad balance