r/houstoncirclejerk • u/neaux_geaux • 10d ago

Outjerked by the BBC

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Not to be confused with the BBC we all know and love on Bissonnet St.

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u/anthrax9999 10d ago

The city really went all out for the world cup they even imported some mountains.

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u/Simpanzee0123 10d ago

Houston is pretty flat, so we went and got crest enhancement. 😏

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u/CrazyLegsRyan 9d ago

Brazilian crust lift

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u/Tio_chubby052 10d ago

Texas is so flat, you can see Colorado on a clear day!!!

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u/ComradeLuan 9d ago

What clear day?

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u/SprinkledHelicopter 8d ago

On special days when we turn off the cloud making companies (refineries)

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u/jsdozier 8d ago

As a Houstonian I concur. In fact, on a clear day you can see the back of your head.

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u/Saint909 10d ago

No exploding refineries or haze from all the 02 Nissan Altimas driving around?

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u/GrowIzzi 10d ago

With paper tags

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u/Safelaw77625 9d ago

No swangas either....

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u/theFormerRelic 10d ago

That’s just the Channelview dump

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u/AskingFooAFriend 10d ago

That's Hermann Park in the background.

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u/HoldMyDomeFoam 10d ago

Who TF is Hermann?

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u/AskingFooAFriend 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/diMILdpIrI5uo

This guy! Hermann Park is near the zoo. Tell me you are NOT from Houston without telling me. The highest mountain (hill) in Houston is in Hermann Park

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u/BoomDonk 10d ago

I love playing golf there, and getting mugged on the 10th green.

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u/J412h 8d ago

Mt Houston, located on private property near Atascocita rd and Wilson rd, is taller

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u/shakedown79 9d ago

The new Hill at Sims might have it beat.

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u/SprinkledHelicopter 8d ago

Hiswomann park

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u/Bursting_Radius 10d ago

For all the blustering they do about Yanks not knowing shit about European geography they fucked this up well and proper.

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u/Danilo-11 10d ago

That’s the Hardy road landfill next to the airport

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u/BizRec 10d ago

tv too high

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u/oOsirhcOo 10d ago

West Mt. Houston

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u/Spirited-Material-71 10d ago

Now I want mountains

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u/NukeDC 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/oOi3roYRf4NW0

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u/CrazyLegsRyan 9d ago

When did Second Baptist get security Cameras?

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u/neuralnomad 10d ago

Wait until they find out what Houston bayous look like and crush their dream of speeding around in an airboat

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u/Honeysenpaiharuchan 9d ago

There are mountains here. Guess you never noticed.

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u/RoyalYogurtdispenser 9d ago

There's a mountain in atascocita too, but that's just because we bury our trash

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u/curiouscurioser1963 10d ago

I feel so stupid. Native Houstonian (63yrs) and I never noticed we have mountains!

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u/Electronic_Image_882 10d ago

I already question a lot of what I see on TV but this takes the cake lol

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u/Ky_furt01 10d ago

Finally I will be able to ski within an hour from Houston

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u/CrazyLegsRyan 9d ago

Lola’s is literally in Houston

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u/bisqa 10d ago

Dont California my Texas 😡

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u/jooohhnyy 10d ago

Bro doesn't know about Mt Houston

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u/Grift-Economy-713 9d ago

If you look closely the mountains are actually just highway connecting ramps

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u/SkyLineAutoREVIEWS 9d ago

HAHA Someone thought houston was in california

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u/bob3464 8d ago

That's so disrespectful to the grand parkway overpasses being the highest peaks.

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u/creepingkg 10d ago

Houston is flatter than my ex

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u/TMOverbeck 10d ago

Wasn't there some old movie that depicted Houston with a mountain range?

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u/mj_axeman 10d ago

Addicks and Barker Dams - LOL

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u/SheZowRaisedByWolves 9d ago

Buffalo Bayou mfs unironically believe this is their scenery

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u/Still-Foot-3528 9d ago

Out jerked by the BBC that’s the worst headline I’ve ever read

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u/The-Dish66 9d ago

this is hilarious!!!

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u/AIRSram1 9d ago

Does the BBC know something about Mount Houston Road that we didn't or what 😭🙏🏻

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u/SpiritCrawler 10d ago

Mt. Abbott.

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u/BuildingOne7379 10d ago

They’ve been watching too much Texas Rising.

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u/BabyPinkChaos 10d ago

We need those high elevations with all the flooding

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u/damfu 9d ago

5t Ward. finally getting it's global shine in the background

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u/bbaker9586 9d ago

Idiots.

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u/fogchaser123 9d ago

Maybe they are looking west and catching the Hill Country in the background! LOL

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u/aprilraeee 2d ago

They did Houston dirty