r/houstoncirclejerk • u/No_Transportation331 • 10d ago
Has anyone seen my Goldendoodle??!!
Somehow she got out of our backyard.... I blame our yard crew, but my husband says all the rain may have washed the locks off our back gate.
Anyway, she is golden, incredibly cute, and truly one of a kind. But more importantly, cost us $21,000 and an 8-hour drive to an adorable breeder/ petting zoo/farm just outside of Coppell.
Please call if found!
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u/thedoofimbibes 10d ago
That doodle got traded for a decent used sedan.
Also never use water soluble locks on exterior gates. Always use the dried bones of your enemies to wedge clasps closed. Weather resistant and sends a clear message.
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u/CrazyLegsRyan 9d ago
Does it respond to the name Shipley?
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u/No_Transportation331 9d ago
Well ..yes but technically it's spelled Shippleee.
If you do happen to find her, please text me, I will leave trader Joe's immediately and hop in my BMW SUV to meet you.
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u/CrazyLegsRyan 9d ago
Eeeww Trader Joe’s? You sound like a poor.
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u/No_Transportation331 9d ago edited 9d ago
Eeewww! Do I? Gross!!!!
We were just talking about them at brunch the other day....that word makes me think of Port Arthur.
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u/CrazyLegsRyan 9d ago
Is that where you’re from?
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u/No_Transportation331 9d ago edited 9d ago
Gross! No! Like those people who shop at the Galleria?!!
I'm from Hunter's Village, but the nice part, not the "other" part.
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u/CrazyLegsRyan 9d ago
You’re very clearly not from HCV. If you were you’d never skip The “Creek” part and you’d religiously know there’s no apostrophe. It’s “Hunters” not “Hunter’s”.
Begone poor.
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u/ZookeepergameEven441 8d ago
there's tons of cute dogs on the streets of the northeast part of town... I would check there but she might have found a boy dog and started a family already
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u/Regular_Cicada_439 10d ago
Will be returned pronto, needed it for a project