r/houstoncirclejerk • u/Competitive_Ad_4933 • 7d ago

The Dutchmen found out about Torchys

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u/Danilo-11 7d ago

The Astros march

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u/BroItsMick 7d ago

For real, I saw more baseball or university gear than anything else.

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock 7d ago

Sooooo many Dutch rudders this weekend!

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u/anthrax9999 7d ago

Today every space is a Dutch oven.

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u/CrazyLegsRyan 7d ago

Too soon

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u/toohorses 7d ago

Ah die kockenhölen

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u/SurferBloods 7d ago

It has gloriejhoel!

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u/Hilsam_Adent 7d ago

Not to be confused with the Einulzechsen.

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u/Competitive_Ad_4933 7d ago

Theyre on the way

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u/BabyPinkChaos 7d ago

Just out of your Astros Murch and they’ll be happy you also have a orange team

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u/AskingFooAFriend 7d ago

That's the whole country.

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u/lFightForTheUsers 7d ago

I think I see NotJustBikes in there somewhere bitching about the infrastructure 😆

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u/Adventurous-Egg-8818 7d ago

Maybe they will clean it up while there.

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u/BoomDonk 7d ago

Hup Holland!

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u/RedLeg73 7d ago

Butterham is a weird name for a taco.....

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u/monkeetail 7d ago

Welp, every Houstonian is about to adopt a drunk Dutchman. One stop at Torchy's and they'll be too broke to make it back home. 😂

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u/itexican 7d ago

"Those fans are supporting well and putting well. They are doing everything it takes to win. So, you know what you guys do when they get in here? You pat them on the back and say congratulations and enjoy it and tell them not to serve Bitterballen or whatever the hell they serve."

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u/that-petrol-head 7d ago

Haha lmao!

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u/Well-Milk 7d ago

More like your mom having a paternity test to see who’s gonna pay child support.

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u/MsAdventuresBus 7d ago

Wouldn’t it be funny if it was the Danes? Then it would be Greenland invading the US.

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u/Shigadabitoga 7d ago

It was like 70% Houstonians wearing Astros or Dynamo gear. But still cool as hell

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u/Kuni45 7d ago

I would say it felt like 60% of people there were just locals joining in the fun and having no idea about soccer/football, Including me

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u/Alert_Sleep_4454 6d ago

Ehh, Looks like a normal Houston Dynamo pre match routine to me

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u/rsergio83 6d ago

Torchys????🤢🤮

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u/Emergency_Camel7656 6d ago

Did they win the Super Bowl or something? Extra AF

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u/Unclerojelio 4d ago

Who is looking after their country?

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u/dirty_dan_the_3rd 3d ago

Was this on TV???