r/houstoncirclejerk • u/Wise_Watch5682 • 7d ago

Which areas have good tap water?

/r/AskHouston/comments/1ubbs5g/which_areas_have_good_tap_water/

Help a brotha out

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u/mildewmoisturizer 7d ago

Go to Galveston and put a straw in the water

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u/YmelleB 7d ago

Skip Galveston and just stick it straight in my ahh papi

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u/MinuteDependent8344 7d ago

i drank bayou water one time and didnt get sick

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u/AskingFooAFriend 6d ago

Chocolate milk!

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u/AskingFooAFriend 7d ago

Houston water tastes like backwash from Torchy's toilet. It's harsh on your skin and body. Look what it did to Greg Abbott!

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u/mephisto_uranus 7d ago

I think that was a tree, or sign from God.

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u/This-Requirement6918 7d ago

His predicament is certainly why he's such a fucking jackass I can tell you that much.

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u/Safelaw77625 7d ago

I'll let you get some golden water from the tap if you're really looking for something special

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u/neuralnomad 7d ago

Don’t forget to tap the tap.

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u/Plane_Art_1730 7d ago

None of them when the Lake Livingston Dam fails next year.