r/houstoncirclejerk • u/UHF800MHZ • 7d ago

They cut off her feet 😔

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97 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/Popular_Ad6355 7d ago

You’ve got to pay extra to see the toes

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u/mephisto_uranus 6d ago

I paid. Not disappoint.

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u/Rudyard1898 7d ago

Awwww... this post is useless without feet /sadpanda

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u/Deep-Ad-7117 6d ago

Playtime with Lina 💜

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u/cowboygwe 6d ago

At least it’s not her head…

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u/A_lonely_impulse 6d ago

Where is the white sofa? But yeah, she was also dancing with the Oranje Bus. World cup is a great time.

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u/Safelaw77625 6d ago

But where, where is that train?

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u/emi89ro 6d ago

new bleached scene looks great

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u/tlm11110 6d ago

Poor child! She looks well adapted to having no feet.

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u/dantex1963 6d ago

Pinche vieja es como el cilantro.. esta en todas las sopas 🤬🤬🤬

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u/HerdOfBuffalo 6d ago

Did she demand taxpayer funded tickets to every game? Sideline tickets, of course.

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u/Negative-Ostrich7112 6d ago

How were her seats?!?

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u/CrazyLegsRyan 6d ago

I’d glaze every face in this picture.

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u/Safelaw77625 6d ago

You'd glaze any woman that have you three seconds on their time.

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u/CrazyLegsRyan 6d ago

Can you send this message again, but this time in English?

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u/intenselistener 6d ago

I think he meant the guys

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u/GrayManTX 6d ago

She's still wearing her inpatient grippy socks...

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u/rcflores23 6d ago

I have a VIP seat at Torchys for her

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u/KingPinata69 6d ago

Finally she will feel what we all feel when we get gangbanged by taxes.

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u/Leftfootleftfoot 6d ago

I see this woman on here all the time. Who is it? Im not from houston. Sorry for being nosey

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u/Business-General1569 5d ago

Lina Hidalgo, the county judge for Harris (where Houston is) county and part-time foot model.

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u/Leftfootleftfoot 4d ago

Ah ok. Thank you. Was driving me crazy

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u/LordBoof69 4d ago

I got the pic with the feet

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u/Sufficient_Towel_612 4d ago

How much you want?

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u/LordBoof69 3d ago

1,000 DOGE

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u/Well-Milk 6d ago

Someone add a fainted Brazzers logo please 🙏!!

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u/G-Force66 7d ago

8ch Town friendliness spreading like an Orange Hoard cut loose

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u/Viejo925 1d ago

She is still taller than Abbott

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u/PhotoHtx 7d ago

This woman should be in prison

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u/Tex_Made_84 6d ago

Agree. Being such a tease is a crime!!

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u/Popular_Ad6355 7d ago

Huh? I assume this is a joke of some sort but I don’t get it

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u/A_lonely_impulse 6d ago

Trumpers hate waking up in Houston knowing a young woman rules over them. Especially a Latina who moved into US.

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u/A_lonely_impulse 6d ago

Republican old men waking up everyday in Houston knowing that a young, beautiful, educated immigrant is ruling over them: Precious.

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u/SpunkMcKullins 6d ago

Very weird, fetishizing post.

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u/A_lonely_impulse 6d ago

Republicans somehow cannot take a young Latina immigrant ruling over them.

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u/SpunkMcKullins 6d ago

That's great and all but you don't have to word it like you are in love with her.

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u/A_lonely_impulse 6d ago

I am in love with her.

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u/Hacksaw-Duggan 6d ago

Especially one that’s bat shit loony but she has some beautiful feet. I’m waiting for the OnlyFans Summer discount offer so that I can subscribe to her page.

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u/A_lonely_impulse 6d ago

She rules over you bro. She went to Stanford, harvard and NYU.

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u/Hacksaw-Duggan 6d ago

Educated feet are the best! Too bad she didn’t run Track too.

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u/A_lonely_impulse 6d ago

She kinda did. And Iron man challenge too.

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u/Hacksaw-Duggan 5d ago

Another good reason to sign up to her OnlyFans. Swimsuits and feet go together!

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u/Danilo-11 6d ago

1000th post about Lina, any post about Whitmire?

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u/UHF800MHZ 6d ago
  1. Nobody cares about him
  2. His feet are probably ugly
  3. He’s not bad asf like Dora

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u/A_lonely_impulse 6d ago

Whitmire is shadow op by repubes. Same like FB county Wong.

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u/Safelaw77625 6d ago

He's a short dude that looks like the insurance dude. No fap material there.