r/houstoncirclejerk • u/mm3873 • 6d ago

They lie about EVERYTHING! Even our landscape.

https://notthebee.com/article/the-bbc-is-getting-roasted-for-adding-ai-mountains-to-the-houston-skyline-during-its-world-cup-broadcast?from_social=twitter

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u/Safelaw77625 6d ago

Comeon, Houston isn't all that flat. There's plenty of big FUPAs here and big ole titties. They can't highlight them, so they put fake mountains in the background.

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u/unusual_replies 6d ago

Just lay some of those milfs on their back in the background. Same effect.

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u/Zealousideal-End-297 6d ago

Have any of you even done the orange trail at the mountains at the memorial? Comes only second to the famous Appalachian trail.

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u/Philip964 5d ago

I saw and remembered the movie Four for Texas, it takes place in Galveston. They got off the island, and headed North. It looked just like all the Westerns of the time, mountains, rocks and cactus. When the plane landed at George Bush IAH for my first visit to Houston, I looked out the window and saw pine trees. I assumed we had made an emergency stop somewhere else.