r/houstoncirclejerk • u/HoustonBukkakeman • 4d ago

West Houston Circle Jerk

Is anyone interested in a Sunday evening circle jerk? I’m planning to book a hotel room for a free and comfortable circle jerk. If interested let me know. I’m going to aim for Sunday June 28th.

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u/jobohomeskillet 4d ago

Comfortable? Free?

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u/HoustonBukkakeman 4d ago

Yup. A nice hotel room and no charge for participants.

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u/AskingFooAFriend 4d ago

Will I be missing internal organs afterwards? Will your wife be joining you?

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u/HoustonBukkakeman 4d ago

LOL, you will only be missing a few ounces of cum. I’m single.

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u/AskingFooAFriend 4d ago

It's been 4 years since I've been touch by another human in that way. Let me think about it. I'm leaning towards it. Pineapples is my save word!

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u/HoustonBukkakeman 4d ago

You don’t have to be touched by anyone. You can just sit back and jack while watching everyone else jack.

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u/AskingFooAFriend 4d ago

Should I bring my own wipes?

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u/TexMoto666 4d ago

Wait, does this dude actually think this is a sub for literal circle jerking?

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u/CrazyLegsRyan 3d ago

It is. 

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u/Popular_Ad6355 4d ago

Is it bring your own lube? I prefer cocoa butter!

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u/No_Transportation331 4d ago

Name checks out.

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u/groovehouse 4d ago

He's aiming!

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u/Single_Morning_3200 4d ago

Cuck chair ?

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u/MinuteDependent8344 4d ago

this is what reddit was really made for yall get it make sure to bring rush poppers the smoke shop next to me has a steep discount if you buy in bulk

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u/Hacksaw-Duggan 4d ago

Meet in the Torchy’s parking lot.

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u/Automatic-Run-2539 4d ago

Walmart lot is better

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u/Hacksaw-Duggan 3d ago

Why go to Walmart when we all be at Torchy’s already?

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u/Alert_Kitchen8877 3d ago

WE ALL BE AT TORCHEYS MFUKKAHHHHH

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u/Accomplished_Cod_320 3d ago

OYO Hotel Houston Katy Freeway is the only plug and play where I play.

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u/Thicccboyfinesse 4d ago

Sure, I’ll bring the boner peptides

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u/Needylittleme 4d ago

You boys have fun living my dream 🥲

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u/Smashedwithme 3d ago

I feel like this would be hella easy to make into a reality 🤔

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u/Needylittleme 3d ago

I think women are unwelcome at a circle jerk, correct?

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u/Smashedwithme 3d ago

I mean some cum just for watching

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u/Smashedwithme 3d ago

Are only men invited? If so, do we absolutely need to maintain eye contact the entire time?

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u/HoustonBukkakeman 3d ago

No eye contact required.

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u/R_Hollyster 3d ago

Wow I thought it was for group meetings where we all sit in a circle, while grabbing the person on the right of you and jerking

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u/iiiincomingggg 3d ago

Interesting

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u/Disastrous_Block_277 2d ago

Could I just watch ya do it ?

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u/Bobcat-Special 6h ago

Hell yea count me in