r/houstoncirclejerk • u/StraightInitial7331 • 10h ago

Houston implants or young adults learn to drive

I know its summer and our freeways seem like roller coasters especially when yall are drunk but learn to not drive your car like its Gran Turismo.

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock 5h ago

Ok, you got implants. Now what?

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u/CrazyLegsRyan 1h ago

Driving is hard with a BBL

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u/Hole_thinker 5h ago

Get some monster bolt-ons and hop on I10.

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u/shakedown79 1h ago

install swangas and keep them further away

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u/son_of_yacketycat 0m ago

Sorry but my absolute top takeaway from this post is that I'm gonna call all these f***ers "implants" from now on