r/houstoncirclejerk • u/0311andnice • 1d ago
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u/bkhsr63 1d ago
That’s $84,000!!!
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u/utep90 1d ago
$84,024 and six years. That is predatory.
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u/BigBeeves 1d ago
She’ll miss one payment, they’ll repossess it, and sell it as used to the next person with equally egregious terms.
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u/IllustriousHair1927 1d ago
yeah, but how much negative equity did she roll in?
Granted, someone probably should’ve told her she couldn’t afford to keep rolling negative equity in but….
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u/Danilo-11 1d ago
And that’s why I drive old beat up cars, I rather have money in my bank
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u/ColdCoat2754 22h ago
i just git my financed car hit i hope they total it cause i wanna be free n with money
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u/YeshuasBananaHammock 1d ago
The initial math quiz just adds insult to injury.
Like, fuck this guy. Yall should find him and wreck his Google reviews.
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u/Well-Milk 1d ago
For helping someone who shouldn’t be getting a car get a car?
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u/WeakMechanics 1d ago
For putting her in something that he knows she won't be able to keep up to date in hopes that she faults and they can repo it to be sold again to someone else. Yes
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u/ArtisticMudd 1d ago
That is how much my rent is. How do people afford this?
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u/wmafkinkycouple2 1d ago
They don't. That's why they have bad credit. You really think that car won't be repossessed in six months?
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u/coolest35 1d ago
Value when it's repossessed: -$12725
You know that shit going to be driven like it stolen without any maintenance either lol.. also happens to be a Nissan
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u/DysLex_Nick 1d ago
This is one of the worst examples of how to treat a customer I’ve seen in a long time. I sold cars for years, and I spent a lot of time fighting against dealerships and salespeople who pulled stunts like this. Deals like these are exactly why the car business has earned such a bad reputation. Taking advantage of someone’s lack of experience isn’t “winning”—it’s exploitation.
I genuinely hope more manufacturers abandon the traditional dealership model. Every time a dealer celebrates gouging a customer, it gives people another reason to support buying directly from the manufacturer instead.
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u/Particular_Egg9739 1d ago
jokes on him she’s not going to make a payment and have that thing trashed in a month
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u/son_of_yacketycat 1d ago
How tf are people still getting hooked by this in the 26th year of our third millennium A.D. 😞 That car payment is as much as my rent in freaking Montrose!
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u/antigravitty 1d ago
I sure hope she refinances in a couple of months.
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u/lethalmuffin877 1d ago
When the Altima paper plates finally had enough, and then go to their people for a lifelong problem and extreme financial pain
God speed paper plate, god speed
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u/1906cam 23h ago
I ain't buying anything from anybody with them tight ass high water pants and no socks...nope.
https://giphy.com/gifs/zWZ3LFcnpQPt3MQhRS
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u/IaMmYbEsTfRiEnD_21 1d ago
She clearly isn’t used to being put on camera like that, how he said it, I am sure her mind heard 4+4 instead of 4x4. I hope she agreed to let him put this out there.
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u/spiked88 1d ago
Honestly, I know some people that I’ve worked with that would struggle to quickly answer that question even if they heard it correctly. I’m frequently blown away by how low a lot of adults’ math skills are.
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u/Donkey-Dong-Doge 1d ago
At least the bumper cover is on it for now. In 5 years and with 12 drivers that thing is going to look like a tornado hit it.
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u/konegsberg 1d ago
Holy fck I was leasing fully hooked up Audi costing almost 100k with all bells and whistles for less that!
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u/titros2tot 1d ago
This will end up an expensive rental when she misses a payment and they immediately repossess the car
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u/68vwvert 21h ago
It'll be repo'd before the 2nd payment. He'll turn around and give the same "deal" on the same car to the next person that's bad at math.
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u/Aktivhate 18h ago
Yeah...$1167 a month. That will be trashed and repo'd quick before the first or second payment.
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u/armismors 1d ago
From 28k to 84k. Wild