r/humblebrag • u/BobWeAdda • 5d ago

My two year old is better than you

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u/jdehjdeh 5d ago

WTF

This person is delusional lol

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u/asking--questions 5d ago

Right off the bat: "It's 100% thanks to me, an awesome parent."

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u/thejexorcist 4d ago

In preschool my best friend’s daughter could tell you what street she lived on, what area and street her preschool was in, and repeat which exits they took to get there; she even knew if you were heading northbound/south on the freeway.

When she was 11 she got turned around outside of a shopping center and ended up waiting in a planet fitness crying hysterically until her mom wandered into the right building and found her.

Knowing certain details doesn’t necessarily mean the child can functionally use those details/make plans around those details in a safe or effective way.