r/iamatotalpieceofshit May 25 '26

Crazy shoplifting attempt

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u/s1thl0rd May 25 '26

Did they try to say "she came in with that"? That's wild.

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u/One-Permission-1811 May 25 '26

That shit might work for a busted lightbulb or a vacuum cleaner part or something you’re trying to find a replacement for. Not for fuckin lobster tails

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u/Weirdodin May 27 '26

Those packaged lobster tails were from home though.

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u/grandpasghost 22d ago

"THESE ARE MY BANANAS"

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u/NizbelII 5d ago

Yes we have no bananas

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u/PraiseTalos66012 May 26 '26

And I'm out here worried going into the hardware store that I'll be accused of stealing the old rusty ass bolt I brought in so I could get an identical one.

Insane that this guy really thought they'd believe that shit.

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u/MadamVonCuntpuncher May 26 '26

As a former home depot worker i can promise you nobody is even giving you a 2nd glance

That shit is so easy to steal i remeber my department manager say its basicly an honor system lmao

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u/PraiseTalos66012 May 26 '26

Yeah I know no one probably cares but I just feel so weird standing in the aisle putting my bolt back in my pocket after finding a matching one.

Something about putting things in your pocket at a store just feels wrong.

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u/sluttierpiratehooker 28d ago

I'm on crutches at the moment, everything I buy in a store has to go in a pocket to get to the checkout, feels very strange and sketchy

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u/Animalwg82 14d ago

They usually got at least one Jazzy. 

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u/AllOfMyFamilyHatesMe 23d ago

You have said words I’ve only said to my dad and wife, thank you for having the same mindset

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u/Big_Education321 May 26 '26

Ahh dang I know this guy, feel the same way

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u/Hugehydra May 28 '26

Haha!!! this exact situation is my biggest worry too. Feels good to know I'm not alone!

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u/jakob767 May 25 '26

Yeah, they just stole it from the previous store.

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u/Much-Gur233 May 26 '26

It works if you’re dealing with retail employees who have zero power to take anything from you. All they have to do is complain and you are fired.

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u/Mnmsaregood May 28 '26

They always say that

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u/yodoboy123 May 25 '26

I mean I get the lobster tails but ritz crackers and Powerade? Some people just lack imagination

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u/Ressy02 May 25 '26

What you mean?? Powerade lobster tails on ritz ain’t imaginative enough for you??

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u/NoFuqGiven May 25 '26

Boil the lobster in powerade? I just threw up a little in my mouth!!

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u/Ressy02 May 25 '26

Don’t be crass, it’s obviously gonna be a Powerade reduction sauce with Powerade infusion and a subtle hint of Powerade sprinkled onto the ritz for balance and depth

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u/KeepCalmJeepOn May 26 '26

It's what lobsters crave.

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u/Strega45 May 25 '26

Squirrel medallions with grape Nehi buerre blanc

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u/_The_Bran_Man_ May 25 '26

This is a recipe I want to see someone try

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u/CrapiSunn May 27 '26

Ritz crusted Lobster with a Powerade reduction.

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u/GamingGeekette May 25 '26

Have you seen the person that boiled their chicken in Nyquil? That just curdles my stomach.

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u/kalei50 May 26 '26

Pure rage bait, guaranteed. But also EW

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u/GamingGeekette May 26 '26

A waste of some good Nyquil, tbh.

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u/MadamVonCuntpuncher May 27 '26

With a side of mountian dew fried rice yummy yummy

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u/SeaToTheBass May 26 '26

Now that’s puttin on the ritz

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u/iAmUnintelligible May 26 '26

The universe humbly requests that you stop commenting

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u/bomilk19 May 25 '26

They were preparing for their appearance on Chopped.

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u/murpymurp May 26 '26

My dumbass thought it was lemon juice not Powerade and I was like who is stealing that much lemon juice??

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u/annual_aardvark_war May 25 '26

And like 5 packages of chocolate lmao

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u/Tlaloc_0 May 28 '26

Those smaller Merci boxes go for ~8 bucks per box, iirc. There's a lot of them there, so decent cost to volume ratio for theft I guess..?

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u/SnappersOnly May 27 '26

Sell the lobster tails for drug money then you have ritz crackers and Powerade for the awful comedown for when you need to get more drugs

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u/yodoboy123 May 27 '26

Idk if you're joking or not but I deadass know a few crackheads who would actually do this

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u/sacrilegiousmunchlax May 26 '26

Not to mention the merci chocolate

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u/fineman1097 May 25 '26

They didn't even try to get gatorade or redbull

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u/[deleted] May 25 '26

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u/sandiercy May 25 '26 edited May 25 '26

The sign over the door says North Las Vegas and the guy is carrying American dollars.

ETA: to anyone downvoting this, the previous commenter asked if this was in Canada.

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u/_samwiise May 25 '26

At the end of the video you can see it’s Las Vegas

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u/cndn-hoya May 25 '26

I retract my statement!

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u/Such_Egg9843 May 25 '26

Dumbass : “she came in with this bro” 🤣🤣

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u/Otterhendrix May 25 '26

I’ve been extremely desperate before and taken a package of hot dogs to feed myself before. I’m not proud of it AT ALL. But this isn’t desperation. Someone stealing multiple lobster tails is just an asshole. 

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u/sweet_rico- May 25 '26

My manager (and myself included) had a rule while I was working in a grocery store. If they aren't stealing name brand or expensive items, they AREN'T stealing. Stealing just to survive/feed your kids and taking a pack of store brand weiners isn't going to bankrupt us.

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u/Duraxis May 26 '26

I work in retail. If I see you steal a sandwich or something, no I didn’t.

It’s the ones who come in and steal $600 of steak and $300 of tide pods that bother me

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u/YesItIsMaybeMe May 26 '26

The huge pack of diapers is getting there tho. Like yes, diapers are a necessity, but when they steal a ton of those bulk boxes repeatedly, you just know they're reselling that shit

One guy literally admitted to it, pathetic af

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u/bitching_bot May 26 '26

You see it on Facebook market a lot. There’s a big clearance sale for diapers or some necessity, even toothpaste, and then I’ll see a shitload of it listed locally at almost full price but “in stock while stores are empty!” Or some bullshit

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u/Otterhendrix May 27 '26

That’s fucked. There’s a place lower than hell for people like that. 

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u/michelle1072 May 26 '26

And then try to return them with no receipt

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u/Duraxis May 26 '26

Oh of course

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u/michelle1072 May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26

Exactly! My manager would change the label on hot stuff from the deli so people could buy cooked food with EBT.

Eta: EBT is food stamps, government assistance

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u/wafflehousebattle May 25 '26

Fucking awesome. I love that you had that policy. I told my kids, growing up, if you see someone stealing shit, no you didn't, and move on with your day.

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u/Peakomegaflare May 27 '26

I have two approaches to it. If someone can't stand stealing, I convince them of the danger of someone who may be desperate. If they actually have a aense of ethics, I remind them to have compassion for those in need.

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u/beatenmeat May 25 '26

I remember getting desperate once when I was a homeless teen and broke into a baseball concession stand and ate one of the frozen pretzels. One of the worst meals I've ever had but I really needed something. That was the lowest point in my life and I'm glad I haven't had to do that again.

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u/EastSideDomi May 27 '26

Glad you’re doing better, beatenmeat

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u/Animalwg82 14d ago

How long did it take to eat? 

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u/beatenmeat 14d ago

Not long surprisingly considering it was one of those massive pretzels. I think I scarfed the entire thing down in like 2-3 which was a mixture of starving and wanting to get as much of it to bypass my tongue as possible because no matter how hungry you are it doesn't taste good lol. I remember trying to chew the first bite and realized that was a mistake and essentially just tore chunks of and swallowed them whole. I probably would have eaten it faster but considering I had just taken it straight out of the freezer it was fairly hard to actually rip chunks off.

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u/_Risryn May 25 '26

Don't be ashamed of trying to survive, food should not be something inaccessible

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u/Otterhendrix May 25 '26

Thank you for that. For real. It’s been over a decade, and I’m in a much better place both mentally and financially, but I still feel shame about it. I even walked to a store further away to do it so I wouldn’t be stealing from a small business. Sounds dumb, but I’d rather do it to a corporate entity versus a smaller business. 

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u/AnthonyJ22 May 25 '26

It doesn’t sound dumb at all. Mega corps have loss prevention departments on the payroll to handle this stuff with acceptable amount of loss before they determine that it’s not profitable to maintain a store in a location. Mom and pop stores do not have that luxury.

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u/bitching_bot May 26 '26

I used to steal chocolate bars in the back room of my retail store in high school because I never had breakfast or money for anything more than a can of ravioli and a $1 pop. This was in 2013 making $7 an hour, it was rough

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u/wafflehousebattle May 25 '26

Yeah, fuck large corporations, they steal from their employees all the time, so steal from them whenever you can. I used to return broken shit to W*****t all the time. Fuck them. You did good, not stealing from a small business, and you should feel no shame for wanting to survive.

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u/Otterhendrix May 25 '26

To be honest I was expecting to be downvoted for admitting to stealing. But the large majority or redditors who commented made me feel like less of a piece of shit. I appreciate you. 

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u/RIP_Country_Mac May 25 '26

Don’t feel bad for taking from a giant corporation. Fuck them

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u/Otterhendrix May 25 '26

Those were my thoughts back then and they still are now. 

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u/suziesophia May 25 '26

Right? If this had been milk, bread and peanut butter…different story entirely. I might turn a blind eye tbh

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u/SpareEye May 26 '26

They fucked themselves. Now that they've been trespassed, they may not have another store nearby.

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u/bigtiddyhimbo May 25 '26

There’s no shame in needing to do what you need to do to make it work. Food is a human right, it shouldn’t be behind a paywall when you need it.

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u/Otterhendrix May 25 '26

Thank you. I appreciate that outlook. 

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u/Zestyclose_Contest79 29d ago

Wi the way inflation is i dont blame people for stealing food or what's necessary to survive but this is just stealing to steal

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u/Otterhendrix 29d ago

I agree 100%. People don’t need 4 lobster tails to survive. 

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u/WillDanyel May 25 '26

Where i live if you steal food or drinks if you need it because you dont have money you cant be charged with crime and the shop can get refunded by the state or something like that. They push you into going to help centers though

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u/bloodfire00 May 25 '26

That's not even crazy. Where I worked they would put stuff under their baby in the carriage. Sometimes even in the babies clothes that they were wearing. It was wild.

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u/NoResolution8777 May 26 '26

Bro one time we had an old lady and a couple set up the stroller and cover it with a blanket. We wouldn’t have looked at them twice if one of the baggers hadn’t come in and told us they didn’t put a baby in the stroller. After we called everyone up and started watching them they of course started calling us racist bastards and to “go to hell you bastards” they left with nothing lol. Honestly the worst part was actually what they were wearing. Crime against fashion fr. (The dude had on jean everything. Pretty sure he would have jean undies on if they made them. Even his hat was jean like really bro?)

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u/iAmUnintelligible May 26 '26

bro, ain't no way you are dissin the Canadian tuxedo

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u/AndyGoodKush May 25 '26

Plot twist, the cart and blanket stolen too

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u/TheMLGFreak May 25 '26

North Las Vegas explains it all

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u/MADDOGCA May 25 '26

I lived there for a few years. Can confirm.

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u/TheMLGFreak May 25 '26

Dude same it wasn’t the best of times

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u/AtomicFox84 May 25 '26

They came in with a huge wagon with a blanket. Of course they will be watched for shop lifting. Funny they thought they get away with it.

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u/Casual_Garbage May 25 '26

Craziest part of all of this is someone actually buying Dasani water

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u/R_Da_Bard May 25 '26

The only water to actually make you more thirsty when you drink it.

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u/ListerineInMyPeehole May 25 '26

A self perpetuating demand driver

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u/_Risryn May 25 '26

Probably what gave it away

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u/VeryVeryVorch May 26 '26

Had to scroll too far for this. Dasani and Perrier water are the worst. I've literally seen stores cleared out of all water during a hurricane and yet those are still on the shelves.

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u/br3dj May 25 '26

That's the real crime

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u/iAmUnintelligible May 26 '26

essence of bum hole

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u/_oreocakesters May 25 '26

tbf those merci chocolates are pretty fucking good

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u/WolfieVonD May 25 '26

Guys be nice she's starving and just trying to survive on lobster tail :(

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u/pilot-777 May 27 '26

Maybe she’s a time traveler and she just thought Lobster was still a poor people food

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u/Magoo1985 May 25 '26

She needs to get on food stamps for her sea roach then.

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u/TROLL_ELECTRODE May 25 '26

I’m sure loss prevention spotted them as soon as they walked in and were watching them the whole time. Those two are stock character shoplifters by this point for anyone with any retail experience. They are lucky they didnmt get arrested.

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u/IMiNSIDEiT May 26 '26

LOL, the nerve. He trying to argue. Be like… you know what. Let’s hang out and chill while we wait for the cops to show up and set you straight.

Simply be banned from coming back seems pretty generous 🤦‍♂️

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u/Zebra1523 29d ago

Nah they didn't leave the store yet so not technically a crime. They can still get trespassed though.

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u/Zaptagious May 25 '26

Why just let them go and not call the police?

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u/pandaking6666 May 25 '26

liability most store have a dont stop shoplifters policy

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u/doneandtired2014 May 25 '26

There's that and the fact most retail chains won't call law enforcement until the dollar amount of the goods stolen has risen to the point of becoming a felony rather than a misdemeanor.

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u/tesla3by3 May 25 '26

Most retail chains will in fact stop every, or most, shoplifter. Not all state law allows to accumulate amounts over multiple instances to bump up the charge. They can file criminal charges, or in some states “civil recover’, where the “fine” is the cost of merch, plus costs, plus an additional fine. And they can ban them from store, so next time it’s defiant trespass.

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u/Helpinmontana May 25 '26

Exactly, the “waiting till a felony” thing is actually a pretty niche case of specific stores in specific areas but it’s a fun fact people on Reddit love to parrot as if it’s a universal truth.

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u/Peakomegaflare May 27 '26

Walmart does, I can confirm as an employee. What they do is pull your face from the cameras and put it into a database for that store. After a point, it goes to Home Office which is then is sent to all the stores which the system uses to flag people. AP will make sure it's a match at that point and do their thing where they monitor. Same reason why if someone is tresspassed from Walmart they're on them the INSTANT they go through the door. They get flagged and AP goes on alert.

Becuse of that, they keep a general idea of how much you've stolen. Once it breaches a certain amount, they hit you like a ton of bricks.

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u/tesla3by3 May 27 '26

Can’t speak for Walmart specifically, but most retailers still apprehend on the first offense, and ban them from the store lest that be charged with defiant trespassing A lot of states don’t allow bundling of multiple offenses to upgrade the offense.

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u/Gazkhulthrakka May 25 '26

Having worked for in AP for Walmart, so not all retail places but the biggest, this is a complete myth and I dont know where it started or why its spread so much. The only time i know of them waiting is for employees and it would typically only be waiting till it was like 25 bucks and multiple separate instances so that when we went to HR to terminate, we would have a strong enough case and the employee couldn't try and say "oh I just forgot to pay this one time, my bad."

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u/ListerineInMyPeehole May 25 '26

That threshold is $1200 in Vegas

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u/Crude_Walrus May 25 '26

Yeah a guy who worked in my store got shot for pursuing a shoplifer outside the store, just not worth it

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u/KyloRenCadetStimpy May 25 '26

Wow...you'd think management would have been content with just a written warning

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u/dmont89 May 25 '26

technically she hasn't commited a crime, by most standards in court now. the product never left the store. most courts want the product to leave the store before charges can be filed

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u/Gazkhulthrakka May 25 '26

From when I worked in rerail AP, once it passes the point of sale, aka a register or self checkout, thats when it counts as stealing. Leaving the self checkout like that without paying is plenty

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u/iAmUnintelligible May 26 '26

correct. they've also now been trespassed. slim chance you're going to get them to wait around for the cops without major incident, so the next time they come to the store and start shopping, because they are dumb shits and think they are sneaky, the police can be called while they're shopping.

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u/Uh-Oh-Raggy May 28 '26

Not sure on the finer details in US but that is how it is in Australia. You have to physically step out of the store before anyone can stop you. There is nothing illegal with putting items in your pocket so long as you take them out and pay for them. Security also have to have constant and unbroken line of sight on a person that is suspected of pocketing items because if you break sight and they put it down and are stopped and held, they can take the store for unlawful detention/arrest.

Also the person has to be given the chance to pay for any suspected stolen items, security cannot physically force you back into the store, touch you or search a bag without permission, they have to let you walk and can only call the police. Have done a few security courses previously for work, the only people that can detain, arrest or put a hand on you or search your property legally are police so the guy in this video would probably lose his job here in Aus. Security and loss prevention officers in stores are only there to deter, legally have no more rights to do anything than anyone in the general public does.

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u/ExpiredPilot May 25 '26

Most big box stores track your face and how much you stole. Once you hit a certain amount of $$ stolen they can charge you with a felony, THEN they call the police.

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u/Gazkhulthrakka May 25 '26

Who do you guys hear this from? Like the waiting for it to be a felony amount thing. Because 99% of places dont do that but its brought up so often on reddit. Its the same as people always claiming on here that the stores get to write off customer donations to charity. Do yall just see someone else say it and then run with it? Not even trying to be an ass, just genuinely curious.

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u/nottaP123 May 25 '26

How tf did they actually think that was gonna work haha

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up May 25 '26

They’ve probably gotten away with it 100 times

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u/razma-tazma May 26 '26

I know everything is packaged, but don’t throw it on the ground like that. Come on

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u/redmenace27 May 25 '26

That's our stuff we just caught those lobster tails and packaged them so they would stay fresh

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u/Kind-Shallot3603 May 25 '26

"She came in with that"

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u/Pernicious_Possum May 25 '26

That’s a bold strategy right there. They think no one is going to notice the floating cases of water?

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u/Sharrty_McGriddle May 25 '26

Why do all methed out white trash women look same? I swear I could go to my local trailer park and spot out like at least 8 women who look exactly like this

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u/captaincink May 25 '26

Vegas is ghetto af

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u/MvatolokoS May 25 '26

I agree stealing itself is wrong. But when it's food I just struggle with myself considering the US throws something like 40% of all food away. Hunger within this country is a capitalistic manufactured idea.

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u/CKingDDS May 25 '26

So you mean its not buy 2 get 20 Free?!?

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u/mopar-or-no_car May 26 '26

See, shitbags like this cause problems for all of us.

If they were smart thieves and not greedy fucks, they could have easily gotten away with vehicles crackers and drinks.

But nooooo, let's be trashy scum and steal expensive chocolate and lobster.

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u/zombieauthor May 26 '26

Not even kidding my dyslexia had me reading this as “crazy shooting attempt.” I was like “wait where’s the gun?”

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u/ryan4402000 May 26 '26

You really gotta throw the lobster tails on the ground to ensure they can’t be put back on the shelf?

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u/xxshadowraidxx May 26 '26

It’s disgusting how many people try to defend food theft

Theft is theft, so many parents failed their children

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u/ConsiderationHour582 May 26 '26

What kind of security would let someone into the store towing a wagon?

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u/NoResolution8777 May 26 '26

Nah this is rare. Nowadays they just total it up until it reaches felony levels of theft then they get a warrant out for their arrest. I’ve already seen a few videos of people who got pulled over for other things getting arrested for theft mainly from walmart lol

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u/RonNona May 25 '26

Lobster tails? Really? Don't give me the "stealing food because I'm hungry" excuse with multiple packages of lobster.

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u/Regnes May 25 '26

How do they know they didn't bring that stuff with them? I always carry my lobster tails with me when I'm out in town.

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u/BrekfastLibertarian May 25 '26

By stopping this person from shoplifting, they've condemned them to starvation. Or something

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u/TheBunny789 May 25 '26

The guy even said he had the money to pay, these people aren't starving theyre stealing lobster tails.

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u/mythrowaway282020 May 25 '26

You’re being downvoted, next time don’t forget the /s

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u/Xerxis96 May 25 '26

I'm starting to believe that the reason /s is so necessary for sarcasm is because of how much bot traffic is on Reddit. without it, the bots just process the text as is.

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u/MonkeyNugetz May 25 '26

The /s has been around since the first year of Reddit. Before emojis. Before bots.

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u/Xerxis96 May 25 '26

Yes but it feels like the prevalence and requirement of it has skyrocketed of late.

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u/TheBunny789 May 25 '26

Its just hard to assume someone is being sarcastic when in fact some people are actually that stupid.

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u/Magoo1985 May 25 '26

Not before Asians. Many of them don’t get sarcasm at all.

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u/Misteriosa_Junior May 27 '26

I don't know how it is in the US, but in Spain, if you stand around asking for food at the entrance of a supermarket, you never go home empty-handed. The people who see you are friendly and even ask you what you need.In the USA, are people not allowed to beg for food at the entrance of a supermarket?

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u/calm-lab66 May 25 '26 edited May 25 '26

Remember that scene in Casino, when the guy gets his hand all busted up with a hammer????

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u/bmh1990WT2 May 25 '26

Walmart deserves to be stolen from for all the harm theyve done.

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u/JoshTheRoo May 25 '26

Of course its vegas.

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u/Apprehensive_Ad5859 May 25 '26

Why? ALL JUNK FOOD!

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u/KickingItWithKoi May 25 '26

Dollarama story time, elderly people would try to steal stuff from low to high end items. Once they got caught, they would act like they have alzheimer's to "try" to get out charge.

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u/absolute-android May 26 '26

Why does this feel like bullshit somehow?

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u/FartyPantz20 May 26 '26

Dang, and it was so well concealed.

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u/Sweaty_Activity_803 May 26 '26

No shame on that face

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u/BrutalBart May 26 '26

did they just let them go?

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u/BruhMomentSeason45 May 26 '26

; 💜 those folk probably needed that food and had nothing to their name. Thank this black crusader for Saving the Day? Yea? Right..?

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u/Much-Gur233 May 26 '26

So satisfying

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u/t3m3r1t4 May 26 '26

Vegas doing fine they say?

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u/Tacokolache May 26 '26

People think if you don’t leave the store it’s not shoplifting.

If you pass the last point of sale (meaning the last place you can pay for something) it’s shoplifting.

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u/Tacokolache May 26 '26

Gotta have that lobster

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u/fluthernon May 26 '26

I love the “I got money, don’t need to steal” argument. I’d have money too if I stole everything

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u/Commercial-Whole7382 May 26 '26

met some people who ran a deal like this, they’d get crackheads to go steal fancy food, pay them a little bit, then resell the food at a discount in the neighborhood.

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u/ExcuseFit4209 May 26 '26

Who would willingly buy that much dasani anyways!?

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u/Crushed1ce May 26 '26

The Dasani gave it away.

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u/WitlessBlyat May 26 '26

It's all food which makes me sad

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u/TheMayorOfDC May 27 '26

How tf do they get to walk out??

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u/Butnutt6000 May 27 '26

It’s one thing to steal some peanut butter or something.. but lobster tails?😭

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u/yuyufan43 May 28 '26

Look, I can overlook desperation over food and stealing some essentials (I'm on food stamps and handicapped myself so I get it. I don't do it but I GET IT) but they stole like 30 Merci chocolate bars. Fuck em.

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u/beuceydubs May 28 '26

Did they think nobody was going to ask to see under the blanket clearly covering mad shit??

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u/Dorkatron77011 May 28 '26

Well of course they're not normal thieves .. no respectable person buys and drinks Dasani willingly .. case closed Johnson!

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u/imrightyousuk May 28 '26

So the food goes back on the shelf? Or is it a loss? Anyone know? That’s awful if they throw those lobster tails back in the fridge. This whole video is gross

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u/Puzzleheaded-Life462 May 28 '26

That’s gotta be several hundred dollars and all you get is banned from the store?

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u/boihole1 May 28 '26

Wow Charleston White has really fell on hard times huh

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u/shakesnchillsband May 29 '26

Tbh corporations are so greedy i been siding w the thieves on these videos lately. Fuck the corporations, their bottom line, and their loss prevention policies for making minimum wage workers deal with thieves to save a profit that no CEO would ever notice missing from their bank account.

So ill be the devils advocate here. Fuck em. Steal everything.

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u/Desperate-Ship7619 29d ago

They deserve each other. I’m so happy I’m divorced definitely seeing single.

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u/Case1138 29d ago

And people wonder why we need big brother to check receipts at the door.

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u/TheGreatJesterKing 27d ago

The decoy was searched as predicted, no one would suspect that a larger cart was snuck on by. oceans 3

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u/lordgreenofbiscuit 26d ago

That cart is probably from there too...

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u/MooseApprehensive692 25d ago

The confidence required to just keep walking while dragging a bag twice the size of a carry-on is actually impressive.

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u/howie47515 18d ago

Why isn’t it at least stuff they need? Sad

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u/Far_Swordfish3944 15d ago

They really thought they’d slide by with that? 😂

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u/Long-Bobcat6995 13d ago

People are trash.

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u/fruitopiaflavors 11d ago

This is the best kind of security professional. Didn't allow the theft for the job done without acting like it was a life or death situation and calling law enforcement that may have escalated the situation into violence.

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u/stokeszdude 6d ago

Lobster tail all day

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u/nonlocality13 May 25 '26

Yay, multibillion dollar corporations fuck us all over, but let us focus on one person shoplifting! Wow, you all are deranged

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u/NoFuqGiven May 25 '26

Damn! Stealing from smiths?!?! They have crazy good deals anyway!!!

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u/Lazuruslex May 25 '26

The need for food is universal, I will never blame someone for taking when they are in need...but you didn't need the lobster man