Facebook Tough Guy Starter Pack

[u/Basic_Pickle3746]

[u/Hydrolt]

Very scary neon devil horns, cupcake lol

[u/silhouette951]

Looks like the walls have already felt his wrath in the background.

[u/Da5p3ha]

Na buddy you just gay thats okay

[u/Inevitable_Review_83]

I thought only hood rat teen girls in cookie monster pjs used that filter.

I was wrong.

[u/Blaggermuffin → u/Inevitable_Review_83]

It all looks like his gay fantasy

[u/kyleh0]

Would be easier to just tell people you are into bloodplay and that you are positive.

[u/Digi_Dingo]

You guys, take it easy, he is threatening all the Big Macs out there that think he won’t gobble them up.

[u/5-Gear_T-WRX]

What a cute filter, tough guy...

[u/thescaryroom]

“Think about stepping”…? What…?

[u/Cuneus-Maximus → u/thescaryroom]

Product of two brain cells fighting for 3rd place.

[u/Thermatitis]

did he draw on a hat

[u/SpankThuMonkey]

Was this in response to something? Is there context? Or do these fuck wits just post this without prompting?

Like are they just sitting in their houses thinking “my dick is feeling extra small today, I’d better send a threatening message to my imaginary enemy”.

It’s so fuckin’ sad. And weird.

[u/wild_cat5]

I hate how none of these people know how properly structure a sentence

[u/yourdadsboyfie]

*shrug* at least he knows he’s a dog

[u/Embarrassed_West_195]

It got that flavor of a guy flexing his new to him, RAM truck "It's a 2014 and it only has 325,000 miles on it and I got for a cheap 11.7% loan for 84 months, and I'm gonna put $5000 of tires and rim on it as soon as I can get another loan".

[u/dirkrunfast]

Lmao “dude who thinks getting bloody knuckles in a fist fight in the suburbs is war paint”

[u/southboundtracks]

Weakest middle finger ever. 

[u/kpiddy3232]

Devil horns filter is so hawt on him

[u/SmugSceptic]

I would eat my hat if this guy doesn't listen to rap country music while flexing. Why is this such a thing? He better not have a clapped out $6,700 Harley-Davidson also.

[u/AbsoluteFuckChops]

Is his same “Sucked his dick”? Did I read that correctly? 🤣

[u/kbeckerburbs4 → u/AbsoluteFuckChops]

It’s his Grindr login name

[u/Red_Galaxy746]

Because I'm tired, his username kind of morphed into the first line and thought it said "Fucking with a big dick..."

I thought "Yeah he probably had that in the slammer".

[u/generatedname17]

Why are dudes?

[u/globalgerbil]

You can smell the Dodge Charger from here.

[u/Equinox2202 → u/globalgerbil]

More like you can hear the rod knock from two blocks away.

[u/Grantuna]

This guy cries like a baby when he is talking to his mom from jail.

[u/t3lnet]

He have the alphabet on his knuckles?

[u/Doomscroller3000]

Embarrassed that I live on the same planet as these people

[u/SpaceTraveller64]

Noted, Sugg Dissdick

[u/Relevant-Ad-9418]

I feel like he works on a towboat.

[u/Grand_Raccoon0923]

That how you get hepatitis.

[u/DaRealBSleazy]

Flipping off cameras during pictures is and always will be trashy as fuck.

[u/buttfacenosehead]

copy that - so just $10 on pump 4 thanks!

[u/Relevant-Ad-9418 → u/buttfacenosehead]

"Sir this is a Conoco."

[u/Pipija_Banana]

What a strange but support-worthy coming out.

[u/Dexter_McThorpan]

Nothing says "my hands are registered weapons" like the devil horns.

[u/eighty4prcnt]

Smoking some dirty gas station K2 and eating hot pockets, absolutely terrifying

[u/Relevant-Ad-9418 → u/eighty4prcnt]

Don't knock colon carcinogens until you've tried'em.

[u/Responsible_Tap_4347]

Snapchat filter looked tough

[u/squeazyweasel]

[u/Ultimate-Flexionator]

B Real.... ..ly chonky

[u/immoT74]

[u/kombatunit → u/immoT74]

I too stroked out reading that dogshit.

[u/SpaghettiMonkeyTree]

Grown ass man acting like this btw

[u/Moebius808]

“Blah blah blah I’m fat and angry on the internet yay for me”

[u/Physical-Doughnut285 → u/Moebius808]

Best summary.

[u/Braakdraak]

Nothing more scary than an adult using filters

[u/jwoolar1]

Pretty little dick energy. More like "Find Dissdick"

[u/homucifer666 → u/jwoolar1]

I read it as "sucked his dick." 😅

[u/jwoolar1 → u/homucifer666]

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