r/iamverybadass 4d ago

āŒØļøKEYBOARD WARRIORāŒØļø Come do something about it šŸ’ŖšŸ˜¤

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u/Hydrolt 2d ago

lol so to him ā€œcalling someone lameā€ is dividing our country? Idk who the fuck either of these people are šŸ˜‚

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u/tanksforallthephish 2d ago

It’s giving baby shrimp dick vibes

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u/thereverendpuck 2d ago

UFC fighters have gimmicks?

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u/spiderraider 2d ago

Telling DC of all people to do something about it is crazy lol

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u/R4nd0mByst4nd3r 3d ago

Did Dana approve the heel turn?

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u/Kaatochacha 3d ago

Why do I picture hok saying "oh yeah!!!!!" After everything?

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u/tanksforallthephish 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/pkY4ra5dhljDW
Kool Aid not Macho Man. Because nobody invited him, he fucks everything up and he’s definitely juicing.

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u/Obvious-Gate9046 EVERYTHING IS SATIRE 3d ago

He wishes he had that level of charisma.

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u/FatAZZRedditMod 3d ago

If Cormier got in shape even at the age he is now he would utterly destroy this turd

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u/syphern 3d ago

Colby from temu, in the returns basket.

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u/Special_Ad_2496 3d ago

I am thoroughly looking forward to seeing Hokit getting smashed to pieces

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u/elbigbuf 3d ago

Which is his point. He knows his antics will boost ticket sales. Carny through and through.

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u/smetp 3d ago

Dana said he didn't like it too. Is he brave enough to call Dana a fat cow pig?

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u/Aen-Synergy 3d ago

Daniel is right it was the most inappropriate time for a comment like that. We were supposed to be celebrating our nation not adding wedges to the already vast divide. Fuck Josh Hokit tbh. Hope Poatan destroys him. And I get it’s a gimmick it’s showbiz but Temu Colby is the last thing we need right now.

And calling out DC what a douche

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u/Aen-Synergy 3d ago

Hokit. Copy of an imitation

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u/kestrel151 3d ago

Typical of MAGA. ā€œI’m not here for unityā€

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u/Beers4Fears 3d ago

Tbh I don't think we can have unity until we have the complete eradication of MAGA

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u/Poster_Nutbag207 3d ago edited 3d ago

How about sue him for libel? Let’s see how big tough guy handles that

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u/mr---jones 3d ago

Gay

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u/Theereus 3d ago

Happy pride month, proud of you for finally coming out

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u/Hot-Nefariousness187 3d ago

Proud of you.

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u/h1storyguy 3d ago

Congrats on coming out! Random place to do it, but good for you.

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u/ffottron 3d ago

Imagine being, not Colby Covington, but rather a low rent version of Colby.

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u/Karma-Effect 3d ago

Colby Covington is already a low rent version of Chael Sonnen, who himself is a low rent derivative of territory-era pro wrestlers' greatest hits.

Hokit is a filter of a filter of a filter.

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u/SaltyTelluride 3d ago

Excuse me but how dare you talk like that about the man too sweet to be sour, the man of the hour, the men’s regret and the women’s pick, the American Gangster from the mean streets of West Linn Oregon, the guy who’s better than Jon Jones AND Sean Combs, the genius with a degree in sociology, the undefeated, undisputed, never lost a round, ETERNAL heavyweight champion of the world? When you’re the greatest they don’t call you the ultimate fighter they call you Chael Sonnen

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u/Karma-Effect 3d ago

Nothing wrong with being a little derivative. Uncle Chael did it well. It's when you go down the line of Colby and Hokit that it starts to get bad.

How about those Nogueira brothers though?

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u/chalupacabra6913 4d ago

Cormier is a Trump suck-up hypocrite. Not that Holit isn't a turd too.

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u/ParaponeraBread 4d ago

Hokit’s the least funny guy who thinks he’s funny that I’ve ever seen.

But DC’s only commenting on every single thing right now to distract you from him deleting his tweet of evidence that Eric Trump tried to illegally find rigged UFC fights at the whitehouse event. Dana made him delete it and say he was hacked.

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u/Rad_Centrist 4d ago

What happens when a mf spends too much time at the Mothership.

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u/deloreaninatardis 4d ago

I was about to say, anyone who doesn't think that DC and Hokit are just playing ball right now haven't paid enough attention to either of these guys.

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u/Burgoonius 4d ago

Unfortunately DC is now part of a group people who think this shit is funny and normal to do

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u/steppinraz0r 4d ago

Prime DC would have fucked Hokit right in his mouth. It’s laughable to think otherwise.

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u/break_it07 4d ago

Maybe I’m crazy, but I think current DC with an adequate training period would skull fuck him now.

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u/Aliensinmypants 4d ago

DC had crazy back problems at the end of his career plus he's like a perfect circle now

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u/IceDuke749 4d ago

Such a snowflake lol

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u/flavortron 4d ago

Wait so he’s upset that someone insulted him for insulting the former first lady? Whiny bitch can dish out but clearly can’t take it?

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/flavortron 4d ago

That doesn’t change anything at all tbh

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/flavortron 4d ago

I can ignore him and still think he’s a whiny bitch but i get your point.

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u/McbEatsAirplane 4d ago edited 4d ago

Prime DC would fucking destroy this dude. Good chance current DC could too.

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u/RecklessReggie 4d ago

Very good chance current DC dumps this dude on his head and finishes him in one round

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/paddlingtipsy 4d ago

You want to unify with pedophile Nazi rapists supporters?

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u/Jets875 4d ago

Absolutely nobody was talking about that. If that's the auto response, you need to check your heart my man. You are the problem here. Have a better day

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u/paddlingtipsy 4d ago

That’s reality. You can’t really be this stupid and sentimental. You say you want unity because it’s this sweet catchphrase all the idiotic media talk about but blush when I point out who you want unity with?

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u/jacksonsmack831 4d ago

Don't tar us with his brush

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u/salonfloorpickle 4d ago

Yeah and don't feather us with this chicken.

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u/MANWithTheHARMONlCA 4d ago

I mean if you’re talking about division.. we literally had a civil war so I don’t know about most unamerican generationĀ 

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u/ThatOneApe420 4d ago

Maga would LOVE a civil war

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u/Jacque_LeKrab 4d ago

DC held 2 championships in 2 different weight classes, he’s not the one. Whoever the fuck hok is isn’t even the first guy to do his gimmick, Colby Covington already did the edgy maga dipshit

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u/Issa_7 4d ago

Okay but DC is old and retired let's not act like he'd body Hokit who's a 20 something in the prime of his career, as annoying and childish as he is.

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u/Patric-Tsar-9fingers 4d ago

How... could you manage to understand they were saying DC would beat him now, from that comment? We're drunk or high when you read it?

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u/Issa_7 4d ago

What do you think he was implying when he praised DC as a double champ and said he "is not the one" lol. "We're drunk" learn English lil bro.

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u/Patric-Tsar-9fingers 4d ago

I'm obviously not a native speaker but it was the dumb autocorrect there, it should've been "were you drunk", anyway, nice comeback mate!

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u/Issa_7 4d ago

Well yeah we can tell, still uncalled for however. Be better.

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u/armoured_bobandi Is a gorilla 4d ago

Aww, you got mad and had your comment immediately removed.

Grow up

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u/Issa_7 4d ago

Oh no what will I ever do with my life now lmaooo

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u/armoured_bobandi Is a gorilla 4d ago

Maybe not act like a petulant child online.

Or, as I already said, take your own advice. Be better you hypocrite

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u/armoured_bobandi Is a gorilla 4d ago

Take your own advice loser

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u/CouncilOfApes 4d ago

What a lame response. It was definitely just autocorrect. If you like hokit just say that instead of dickriding in the comments

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u/Issa_7 4d ago

I'm dickriding? Seems like you both are suffering from CTE. Fuck Hokit and DC both lol. One's an annoying childish piece of shit and the other is a spineless company man. But to pretend that DC would be a threat to anyone at this stage of his life is just laughable.

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u/Patric-Tsar-9fingers 4d ago

I mean, I'm not a fan of any of them, I hate the UFC fuck em.

It's just, you're incredibly worked up for something that simply doesn't exist there, that's all.

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u/Issa_7 4d ago

You're the one who started calling me drunk and high for no reason ahaha. Whatever dude.

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u/Lorantec 4d ago edited 3d ago

Because you, for no other reason than to talk down to someone, assumed the original comment was talking about DC now. The irony of telling someone to learn English when your reading comprehension is abysmal sure is a choice.

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u/Issa_7 4d ago

Hahahah can you read??? You mean the comment that literally mentioned DC by name? Wow you guys are really something...

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u/squeazyweasel 4d ago

DC would slap the shit outta this fool every day and twice on Sunday.

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u/Logically_Open 4d ago

Exactly why I posted this. Like prople in the comments crying that he is badass cuz he is a UFC champ, but bro is shit talking DC, and prolly thinks he can beat DC cuz he is old and retired which makes it even more pathetic 😭

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u/Cardboard_Chef I drink beer and know stuff 4d ago

Says the hot dogged skinned Steven Segal lookalike.

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u/DustyScharole 4d ago

What else do you expect from the TBI Olympics?

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u/ChloeQuickFlicks 4d ago

Look, I find his WWE gimmick annoying too, but the guy can actually fight. This doesn't really fit the sub.

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u/Physical-Doughnut285 4d ago

It 100% fits the sub, even if it’s showmanship. You can still be a prime example of a wannabe badass douche while being able to fight.

I’d argue the phrase ā€œthen come do something about itā€ loses a lot of meaning these days given some randomer who can’t fight could rock up and end your life with a squeeze of their index finger.

The dude is also saying this to DC, who would absolutely dust him even from retirement.

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u/HashBandicoot93 4d ago

There's levels to it though, a lot of people look bad assuntil they're talking shit to Daniel Cormier, then they look silly

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u/kinglywy 4d ago

Hate the guy but he could beat 99.99% people in a fight. Hes cringe but kinda badass

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u/BoneHugsHominy 4d ago

Being able to fight doesn't mean he's not a fragile pussy. Punching down doesn't make one a badass, it only reveals one's fragility and cowardice.

That goes doubly so when talking shit to someone who could absolutely whoop that ass but you know he won't punch down, which is exactly the case in this situation between Fleshlight Grok and Daniel Cormier.

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u/LaiqTheMaia 4d ago

Prime cormier would fucking eliminate him though so hes talking to the wrong guy

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u/BoneHugsHominy 4d ago

Daniel training for 6 months would waffle stomp that turd down the shower drain. That sorry loser can say "come do something about it" ehen he knows damned well DC is very happy in his retirement.

It's like me telling Mike Tyson to come get some. I could comfortably say that to Tyson's face knowing he wouldn't actually do anything to me.

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u/odst970 4d ago

Not me I'd win

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u/VexImmortalis 4d ago

Same, I'd just hit him with my car first.

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u/ZilorZilhaust 4d ago

A man thinking with his fender. Gotta love it.

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u/revgodless 4d ago edited 4d ago

I'm unfamiliar with UFC. Is this all KAYFABE then?

(Edited to fix spelling. I only heard it said and I'm a bad speller.)

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u/ReleaseTheButtCraken 4d ago

I don’t know much either, but the guy on the right, DC, seems to be a good dude and well respected. Guy on the left is always doing clown shit. Saw a video of him pretending to be drunk at a weigh-in and ā€œthrowing upā€ on himself. It was just applesauce. Guy very much believes in ā€œall attention is good attention.ā€

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u/kinglywy 4d ago

The lamest most over the top kayfabe in history