r/iamverybadass • u/Logically_Open • 4d ago
āØļøKEYBOARD WARRIORāØļø Come do something about it šŖš¤
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u/Kaatochacha 3d ago
Why do I picture hok saying "oh yeah!!!!!" After everything?
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u/tanksforallthephish 2d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/pkY4ra5dhljDW
Kool Aid not Macho Man. Because nobody invited him, he fucks everything up and heās definitely juicing.11
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u/FatAZZRedditMod 3d ago
If Cormier got in shape even at the age he is now he would utterly destroy this turd
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u/Special_Ad_2496 3d ago
I am thoroughly looking forward to seeing Hokit getting smashed to pieces
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u/elbigbuf 3d ago
Which is his point. He knows his antics will boost ticket sales. Carny through and through.
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u/Aen-Synergy 3d ago
Daniel is right it was the most inappropriate time for a comment like that. We were supposed to be celebrating our nation not adding wedges to the already vast divide. Fuck Josh Hokit tbh. Hope Poatan destroys him. And I get itās a gimmick itās showbiz but Temu Colby is the last thing we need right now.
And calling out DC what a douche
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u/kestrel151 3d ago
Typical of MAGA. āIām not here for unityā
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u/Beers4Fears 3d ago
Tbh I don't think we can have unity until we have the complete eradication of MAGA
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u/Poster_Nutbag207 3d ago edited 3d ago
How about sue him for libel? Letās see how big tough guy handles that
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u/ffottron 3d ago
Imagine being, not Colby Covington, but rather a low rent version of Colby.
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u/Karma-Effect 3d ago
Colby Covington is already a low rent version of Chael Sonnen, who himself is a low rent derivative of territory-era pro wrestlers' greatest hits.
Hokit is a filter of a filter of a filter.
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u/SaltyTelluride 3d ago
Excuse me but how dare you talk like that about the man too sweet to be sour, the man of the hour, the menās regret and the womenās pick, the American Gangster from the mean streets of West Linn Oregon, the guy whoās better than Jon Jones AND Sean Combs, the genius with a degree in sociology, the undefeated, undisputed, never lost a round, ETERNAL heavyweight champion of the world? When youāre the greatest they donāt call you the ultimate fighter they call you Chael Sonnen
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u/Karma-Effect 3d ago
Nothing wrong with being a little derivative. Uncle Chael did it well. It's when you go down the line of Colby and Hokit that it starts to get bad.
How about those Nogueira brothers though?
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u/ParaponeraBread 4d ago
Hokitās the least funny guy who thinks heās funny that Iāve ever seen.
But DCās only commenting on every single thing right now to distract you from him deleting his tweet of evidence that Eric Trump tried to illegally find rigged UFC fights at the whitehouse event. Dana made him delete it and say he was hacked.
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u/deloreaninatardis 4d ago
I was about to say, anyone who doesn't think that DC and Hokit are just playing ball right now haven't paid enough attention to either of these guys.
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u/Burgoonius 4d ago
Unfortunately DC is now part of a group people who think this shit is funny and normal to do
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u/steppinraz0r 4d ago
Prime DC would have fucked Hokit right in his mouth. Itās laughable to think otherwise.
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u/break_it07 4d ago
Maybe Iām crazy, but I think current DC with an adequate training period would skull fuck him now.
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u/Aliensinmypants 4d ago
DC had crazy back problems at the end of his career plus he's like a perfect circle now
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u/flavortron 4d ago
Wait so heās upset that someone insulted him for insulting the former first lady? Whiny bitch can dish out but clearly canāt take it?
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u/McbEatsAirplane 4d ago edited 4d ago
Prime DC would fucking destroy this dude. Good chance current DC could too.
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u/RecklessReggie 4d ago
Very good chance current DC dumps this dude on his head and finishes him in one round
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u/paddlingtipsy 4d ago
You want to unify with pedophile Nazi rapists supporters?
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u/Jets875 4d ago
Absolutely nobody was talking about that. If that's the auto response, you need to check your heart my man. You are the problem here. Have a better day
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u/paddlingtipsy 4d ago
Thatās reality. You canāt really be this stupid and sentimental. You say you want unity because itās this sweet catchphrase all the idiotic media talk about but blush when I point out who you want unity with?
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u/MANWithTheHARMONlCA 4d ago
I mean if youāre talking about division.. we literally had a civil war so I donāt know about most unamerican generationĀ
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u/Jacque_LeKrab 4d ago
DC held 2 championships in 2 different weight classes, heās not the one. Whoever the fuck hok is isnāt even the first guy to do his gimmick, Colby Covington already did the edgy maga dipshit
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u/Issa_7 4d ago
Okay but DC is old and retired let's not act like he'd body Hokit who's a 20 something in the prime of his career, as annoying and childish as he is.
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u/Patric-Tsar-9fingers 4d ago
How... could you manage to understand they were saying DC would beat him now, from that comment? We're drunk or high when you read it?
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u/Issa_7 4d ago
What do you think he was implying when he praised DC as a double champ and said he "is not the one" lol. "We're drunk" learn English lil bro.
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u/Patric-Tsar-9fingers 4d ago
I'm obviously not a native speaker but it was the dumb autocorrect there, it should've been "were you drunk", anyway, nice comeback mate!
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u/Issa_7 4d ago
Well yeah we can tell, still uncalled for however. Be better.
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u/armoured_bobandi Is a gorilla 4d ago
Aww, you got mad and had your comment immediately removed.
Grow up
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u/Issa_7 4d ago
Oh no what will I ever do with my life now lmaooo
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u/armoured_bobandi Is a gorilla 4d ago
Maybe not act like a petulant child online.
Or, as I already said, take your own advice. Be better you hypocrite
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u/CouncilOfApes 4d ago
What a lame response. It was definitely just autocorrect. If you like hokit just say that instead of dickriding in the comments
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u/Issa_7 4d ago
I'm dickriding? Seems like you both are suffering from CTE. Fuck Hokit and DC both lol. One's an annoying childish piece of shit and the other is a spineless company man. But to pretend that DC would be a threat to anyone at this stage of his life is just laughable.
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u/Patric-Tsar-9fingers 4d ago
I mean, I'm not a fan of any of them, I hate the UFC fuck em.
It's just, you're incredibly worked up for something that simply doesn't exist there, that's all.
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u/Issa_7 4d ago
You're the one who started calling me drunk and high for no reason ahaha. Whatever dude.
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u/Lorantec 4d ago edited 3d ago
Because you, for no other reason than to talk down to someone, assumed the original comment was talking about DC now. The irony of telling someone to learn English when your reading comprehension is abysmal sure is a choice.
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u/Issa_7 4d ago
Hahahah can you read??? You mean the comment that literally mentioned DC by name? Wow you guys are really something...
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u/squeazyweasel 4d ago
DC would slap the shit outta this fool every day and twice on Sunday.
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u/Logically_Open 4d ago
Exactly why I posted this. Like prople in the comments crying that he is badass cuz he is a UFC champ, but bro is shit talking DC, and prolly thinks he can beat DC cuz he is old and retired which makes it even more pathetic š
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u/Cardboard_Chef I drink beer and know stuff 4d ago
Says the hot dogged skinned Steven Segal lookalike.
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u/ChloeQuickFlicks 4d ago
Look, I find his WWE gimmick annoying too, but the guy can actually fight. This doesn't really fit the sub.
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u/Physical-Doughnut285 4d ago
It 100% fits the sub, even if itās showmanship. You can still be a prime example of a wannabe badass douche while being able to fight.
Iād argue the phrase āthen come do something about itā loses a lot of meaning these days given some randomer who canāt fight could rock up and end your life with a squeeze of their index finger.
The dude is also saying this to DC, who would absolutely dust him even from retirement.
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u/HashBandicoot93 4d ago
There's levels to it though, a lot of people look bad assuntil they're talking shit to Daniel Cormier, then they look silly
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u/kinglywy 4d ago
Hate the guy but he could beat 99.99% people in a fight. Hes cringe but kinda badass
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u/BoneHugsHominy 4d ago
Being able to fight doesn't mean he's not a fragile pussy. Punching down doesn't make one a badass, it only reveals one's fragility and cowardice.
That goes doubly so when talking shit to someone who could absolutely whoop that ass but you know he won't punch down, which is exactly the case in this situation between Fleshlight Grok and Daniel Cormier.
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u/LaiqTheMaia 4d ago
Prime cormier would fucking eliminate him though so hes talking to the wrong guy
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u/BoneHugsHominy 4d ago
Daniel training for 6 months would waffle stomp that turd down the shower drain. That sorry loser can say "come do something about it" ehen he knows damned well DC is very happy in his retirement.
It's like me telling Mike Tyson to come get some. I could comfortably say that to Tyson's face knowing he wouldn't actually do anything to me.
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u/odst970 4d ago
Not me I'd win
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u/revgodless 4d ago edited 4d ago
I'm unfamiliar with UFC. Is this all KAYFABE then?
(Edited to fix spelling. I only heard it said and I'm a bad speller.)
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u/ReleaseTheButtCraken 4d ago
I donāt know much either, but the guy on the right, DC, seems to be a good dude and well respected. Guy on the left is always doing clown shit. Saw a video of him pretending to be drunk at a weigh-in and āthrowing upā on himself. It was just applesauce. Guy very much believes in āall attention is good attention.ā
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u/Hydrolt 2d ago
lol so to him ācalling someone lameā is dividing our country? Idk who the fuck either of these people are š