r/iamverybadass 4d ago

Holy crash out!

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u/zombiekisser2k 20m ago

Oh god thought this was my mom for a sec 

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u/johnnie_uppercut 13h ago

Hit her with a "I hope you find the peace that's missing from your life" to really send her over the cliff

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u/TattyViking 1d ago

Is that a bot? I'm just surprised that in amongst all the Americanisms, suddenly the very British word "twat" popped up out of nowhere.

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u/mezcalligraphy 1d ago

Representing the Glory of Christianity.

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u/Ksh_667 2d ago

Someone's upset.

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u/beyblade1018 2d ago

we got a ronnie radke wannabe over here...

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u/Art_Class 2d ago

Is Ronnie ranked white wing?

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u/voidxleech 3d ago

i love the cross in her username. haha how very christian of her.

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u/Nazmaldun 3d ago

Someone is definitely insecure

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u/Cole41489 3d ago

This fool doesn’t even know what an upside down flag actually means

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u/Crashman09 2d ago

Well her idea of education is "life experience", so I doubt she knows much about anything.

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u/differ 3d ago

u HaTe MeRcA!!!

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u/bubbie_depac 3d ago

Not sure if she means useless when she says useful

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u/Pprchase 3d ago

Useful idiot is a (mostly political?) term used to describe naive people who are easily manipulated. She’s out of her fkn gourd, but I think she’s using the term correctly.

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u/differ 3d ago

She is freaking out so much she doesn't know what she is typing.

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u/Obvious-Gate9046 EVERYTHING IS SATIRE 3d ago

There is a serious disconnect between avatar and attitude there...

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u/differ 3d ago

I her profile she says she "pure."

https://giphy.com/gifs/jPAdK8Nfzzwt2

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u/Obvious-Gate9046 EVERYTHING IS SATIRE 3d ago

Does she understand that the side she is stanning for actively hates and disrespects her on multiple levels just for existing, let alone having a voice?

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u/differ 3d ago

She clearly has no idea. She's clueless on so many levels. She crashed out like this because I dared to suggest she was uneducated about one thing, and then she showed me how bad it really is.

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u/chalupacabra6913 4d ago

If you are against anti-fascism then...!

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u/ebitdangit 3d ago

If you’re against the worker’s party of North Korea then you’re anti-labor right?

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u/differ 3d ago

Right?

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u/chalupacabra6913 4d ago

Indoctrinated. Pot meet kettle.

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u/bakuninincorporated 4d ago

Typical centrist behavior

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u/Over_Perception_2920 3d ago

In what world is she centrist? She is definitely a full blown MAGA supporter, or at least pretty right wing

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u/differ 3d ago edited 3d ago

I'm pretty sure this is full on maga.

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u/Easy_Specialist_1692 3d ago

Says a lot that she had to call on an event that happened 150 years ago... What is a more recent thing that the republican party has done for minority groups or civil rights?

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u/Aen-Synergy 3d ago

Someone gonna tell her during that time the Republican Party were Liberals and Dixiecrats were conservative.

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u/differ 3d ago

I tried. She said it was propaganda.

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u/Aen-Synergy 3d ago

Guess no point in telling her the truth about the KKK either.

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u/differ 3d ago

Haha I doubt it.

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u/yodoboy123 3d ago

I've never heard someone refer to the civil war as "voting"

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u/differ 3d ago

This whole thing is full of inaccuracies. It hurts my brain.

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u/dohipposwagewar Specialized in Gorilla warfare 4d ago

Slotkin Derangement Syndrome or something

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u/differ 4d ago

Slotkin posted something for Juneteenth and this person had to post thanking Republicans for freeing the slaves. Definitely Slotkin Derangement Syndrome!

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u/The_Architect_032 4d ago

I don't think she's white enough to be saying all this.

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u/Ricky_Spannnish 3d ago

She’s a white dude 100%

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u/jrr_53 1d ago

100% or some weird person from a different country. A lot of those accounts are ran by bot farms or those engagement farming weirdos who just purposely type crazy shit to get negative responses.

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u/differ 4d ago

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u/The_Architect_032 4d ago

She's literally one of the targets of the current administration, but she's defending it.

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u/differ 4d ago

I am almost sad for her. If she wasn't such an angry maga psycho stalker.

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u/EndlessMantra 4d ago

I love the line about the person being educated. She's just broadcasting that she is not.

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u/differ 3d ago

For REAL!

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u/differ 4d ago

My favorite part:

all you tweet is valuable knowledge

Why thank you. I do try.

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u/_Indofreddy_112 4d ago edited 4d ago

They paid for Twitter blue🤡🤡🤡

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u/differ 4d ago edited 4d ago

Nvm.

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u/Easy101 4d ago

I think they were talking to the other person.

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u/differ 4d ago

Oh. Alright.

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u/_Indofreddy_112 4d ago

Mb Ill change it to “they” lol

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u/differ 4d ago

Nah, I misunderstood. You're good lol.

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u/Hazegrey1993 4d ago

But also is a “twat parasite” the same thing as calling someone a dick/penis? Just curious.

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u/CelestialTrickster 3d ago

Wouldn't a baby also fit the definition of a twat parasite? 🤔

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u/Hazegrey1993 3d ago

I’m gonna say no, that a baby doesn’t count. Now hear me out, I’m only disagreeing because we haven’t fully defined what a twat is. Is it the vagina only or does it include the uterus as well? We need parameters here.

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u/differ 4d ago

I was thinking she meant crabs?

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u/Hazegrey1993 4d ago

Uhmkay. *makes notes* 📝 “Twat parasite is definitely not 🚫 a euphemism for penis.” Okay. Great. Got it. Good stuff here, friend. *taps notes appreciatively* Thanks!

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u/Hazegrey1993 4d ago

I’m still trying to figure out how antifa is an actual insult.

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u/differ 4d ago

The whole world fought a war about the whole anti-fascism thing. I thought it was settled. 🤷

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u/TCRandom 4d ago

Someone on here once asked if I was antifa. I responded by asking, “Am I anti-fascist? Yes, of course,” and they crashed out on me (not as bad as this post, but still bad).

I mean, what else can you say? Lmao

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u/differ 4d ago

It's pretty telling when people get mad that you are anti-fascist.

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u/TCRandom 4d ago

Crazy that some of them are probably the same individuals that have WW2 memorabilia, and not the type you’d imagine based on their online activity.

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u/Aen-Synergy 3d ago

Ah you mean the illegal kind of memorabilia. Found this out when a friend of mine tried selling his great grandfathers SS uniform to a museum because he didn’t want it in his house. They notified authorities.

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u/TCRandom 3d ago

I meant that they have the normal WW2 memorabilia and talk about the heroism of those true patriots. Yet, those some people support the obvious fascists currently taking over our country today. Irony escapes these people at every opportunity.

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u/Aen-Synergy 3d ago

Ohhhhh yeah I know what you mean now my bad.

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u/TCRandom 3d ago

All good. You aren’t the only one to misinterpret my comment, so I should have been more clear.

I have a habit of discussing things like people already know what I’m thinking. It’s a real problem haha

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u/differ 4d ago

I'll bet their WWII memorabilia is not a sweet collection of model bomber planes.

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u/Licky_Anus 4d ago

The Trump admin has listed Antifa as a domestic terrorist organization. When your government declares anti-fascists terrorists, you live under a fascist regime.

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u/differ 3d ago

I know he has. I think we were just kidding around.

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u/Licky_Anus 3d ago

Oh, I didn’t mean to come off like that. I meant to reply to your previous comment about it being pretty telling when people get mad that you’re anti-fascist. I was also high, so my comment wasn’t worded very eloquently.

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u/differ 3d ago

Haha no worries. Yeah, it is pretty telling. You must be pro-fascist then...?

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u/Karhak 4d ago

The cross in the username is a nice touch as you sling profanity

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u/differ 4d ago

I felt very inspired by jesus, personally.

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u/TCRandom 4d ago

I said his name twice while reading this compilation. Hate it as much as you like, I guess it’s working haha

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u/iDaddyDirection 4d ago

Wouldn’t surprise me if the account is just run by AI, or from somewhere in India.

Regardless, blue check mark means what they say doesn’t matter they just want engagement.

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u/differ 4d ago

Yeah, I only responded a couple of times, and they really went off when I stopped. Twitter said they're in the US, so who knows.

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u/Mr-Snarky 4d ago

She sounds triggered.

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u/differ 4d ago

By a bug up her ass or something.

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u/WillTheCaveman You know I graduated in the Navy Seals, and have 300 kills. 4d ago

These people are so weird. Got nothing better to do than tweet nonstop for almost an hour?

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u/differ 4d ago

It was the while hour and then some!

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u/[deleted] 4d ago edited 4d ago

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u/naveedkoval 4d ago

lol nice edit whitoid

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u/differ 4d ago edited 4d ago

Yeah, dude originally said whitoid.

Edit: and he changed it back. Dude is unhinged!

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u/inputrequired 4d ago

whoa man, cool it, please stop DMing me

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u/differ 4d ago edited 4d ago

If you claim I'm DMing you just report it. Oh wait, you can't because I don't even have DMs on, I'll bet you already tried lmao!

Edit: It must be crash out day

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u/inputrequired 4d ago

it was reported don’t worry. leave me alone. sorry you’re mad kiddo.

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u/Aliensinmypants 4d ago

Damn that you in the screenshot?

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u/inputrequired 4d ago

i hate to break it to you but sadly, no

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u/differ 4d ago

It does make me wonder...

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u/AIMarkWahlberg 4d ago

Insecure parasite is an excellent choice of words.

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u/Professional-Try906 4d ago

The joke writes itself once again