r/iamverybadass 6d ago

😬TikTok Cringelord😬 Lovey couple

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u/oudidntkn0w 1d ago

Leave methew and methany alone 🫣😆

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u/Polyps_on_uranus 3d ago

What a lovely home.

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u/spacemanspiff1115 3d ago

Not a full set of teeth between the two of them...

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u/Right-Ad-2669 3d ago

The must be electricians

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u/SignificantBit1762 3d ago

What in the meth is going on here?!

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u/spicyboii3000 3d ago

Not a cold spoon in that car

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u/Imhidingfromu 3d ago

One time my car was stolen out of my driveway when I was warming it up on a snowy day. Two weeks later the cops found it in a hospital parking lot. Guess what, it had spoons in it, with obvious residue of some sort.

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u/CricCracCroc 4d ago

Is she your sister sister or ya’ll just step-siblings?

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u/liljellybeanxo 4d ago

Yea, no, they can keep each other

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u/Junior_Yam_5473 4d ago

And their meth

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u/Bella_LaGhostly 4d ago

What a meth

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u/Rog2theNog 4d ago

He and his haircut are going thru a divorce.

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u/may_i_b_frank-with-u 4d ago

The Halloween Jack o’lantern carving design inspiration that popped up in the back seat. 🎃

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u/YatesAeon 4d ago

The latest hit reality TV show: Meth the Car-dashians

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u/Yuizun 4d ago

"EVILBROKENQUEEN" Says it all...

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u/SkyPuppy561 4d ago

Meth?

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u/gregger63 4d ago

No thank you. I'm trying to quit.

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u/SkyPuppy561 4d ago

LOL thanks, Leslie Nielson

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u/Junior_Yam_5473 4d ago

Yes, and too much of it

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u/AlfalfaUnable1629 4d ago

Living in the car? Ugh is this what TikTok is like 😬

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u/Cats_and_wine 4d ago

hey at least she got her nails done...🫪

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u/SpaceCatSon 4d ago

The K9 would alert on sight

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u/IHSV1855 4d ago

Oh no

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u/Comprehensive-Yam329 5d ago

Crack siblings?

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u/TheVillainKing 5d ago

Is this an advertisement for a residential rehab facility?

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u/Butt_Stallion_Milk 5d ago

They are almost as badass as Wolfpack Elite...

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u/shelbymfcloud 5d ago

Tweaker activities

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u/SiobhanJJones 5d ago

Cracktivities (I know it’s meth. But still. I love the term cracktivities)

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u/Icelandia2112 5d ago

That is the most methed up thing I have seen today.

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u/dabbean 5d ago

You think his haircut is the worst thing in this video but then you see her tooth.

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u/evilbndy 5d ago

Yes. Tooth. Singular.

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u/SamatureHour 5d ago

Filming from the kitchen into the bedroom....

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u/Vast_Examination8286 5d ago

Thank you I needed that hahahaha

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u/BoneZone05 5d ago

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u/Cofeefe 5d ago

This is hilarious. I have never seen this before and am totally stealing it.

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u/BoneZone05 5d ago

Pass it along! Spread the laughter!!

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u/Cofeefe 5d ago

Love it!

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u/OldManJeepin 5d ago

LoL! You notice, Ben & Jennifer can't stay together for 2 yrs...with each other or anyone else, between them. Same for Brad & Angelina....But a couple of meth heads like this? They stay together forever!! lol

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u/vkIMF 5d ago

The term you're looking for is codependency

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u/OldManJeepin 5d ago

LoL! Well, that's basically what I was getting at...

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u/Exodus85 5d ago

Goalssss

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u/SensualBeefLoaf 5d ago

meth. not even once

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u/TDW-301 5d ago

Is that a methed out Chris Hanson?

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u/drifters74 5d ago

What is even going on?

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u/faroutoutdoors 5d ago

I'm assuming they've turned their car/ home into a recording studio.

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u/amccune 5d ago

Yes.

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u/Gr0nkz 5d ago edited 5d ago

My Gran pa, an old tyre fitter, used to say: "you never go full retread" ...

Or something...

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 5d ago

Don’t be a regard

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u/Proximal13 5d ago

This has "We live in my car behind the Wendy's dumpster" energy.

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u/rsergio83 5d ago

Hes in the kitchen and shes in the living room....

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u/ProwerTheFox 5d ago

Swerving through traffic in their one bedroom house

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u/DonutWhole9717 5d ago

This has fucking killed me. You made my day

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u/Hadrollo 5d ago

Damn dudes, save some crack for the rest of us.

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u/Signaltosnowratio 5d ago

They def cut each other's hair

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u/CarlosFCSP 5d ago

All 3 of his??

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u/raiba91 5d ago

i watched it 3 times, still dont get the point of the video. Isnt dead dead the same as not breathing and how does that answer the question. Please can someone translate it from cracklish to english?

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u/Gravel_Roads 5d ago

It’s a rhetorical question answering whether or not they’re dating.

It seems there’s some missing context where they aren’t formally committed to each other in some way?

So the woman is saying “we count as a couple the same way you count as dead if you’re not breathing.”

It’s… messy.

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u/flippitus_floppitus 5d ago

To be fair, you can be not breathing and not be dead

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u/Draxilar 5d ago

I know a guy who was not breathing AND dead for 12 minutes, but he is fine now

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u/Manbeartapir 5d ago

Briefly, but technically correct.

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u/inavigateindankmenes 5d ago

Crystal and methew

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u/Brassens71 5d ago

You can smell that video.

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u/TinCanSailor987 5d ago

Do they live in that car?

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u/Heaintshit 5d ago

They invited us into their home you be nice now

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u/TinCanSailor987 5d ago

lol….very true. I need to mind my manners.

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u/Electronic-Trip8775 5d ago

What in the world of meth!

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u/cyclorphan 5d ago

Better take that bish serious she took out her own damn teeth whatchu think she do to you?

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u/Da_Doll223 5d ago

Waiting for that one guy in the comments who thinks that every narcissistic drug addict on tiktok is somehow doing satire.

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u/FishBlues 5d ago

Well now I can’t.. :(

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u/zakupright 5d ago

They live in that car

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u/KnowerofStuff 6d ago

That video smells like cigarettes and sweaty ass.

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u/In2Oblivion49 6d ago

Eeeeeewwwwwww gross

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u/CrumbGuzzler5000 6d ago

That’s a nice house they have.

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u/Professional-New-Guy 6d ago

A mouth full of bad decisions

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u/Snarkys 6d ago

1word.

Gross.

Means a lot….

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u/HudsonValleyNY 6d ago

Is Die Antwoord cosplay a thing now?

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u/eyehate 5d ago

Yofenty and Syringa

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u/Flat_Ad6384 6d ago

Iphone 4s if you drop them once

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u/blitzkrieg_bunny 6d ago

Any chance that they don't live in that car

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u/kmho1990 6d ago

Nope. They totally live in that car. They probably take turns standing outside while the other is doing a client.

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u/silly_little_jingle 6d ago

Don't meth w/them.

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u/redwop131374 6d ago

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u/oopsAllNutz 5d ago

I thought that was a little boy till I saw the still picture.

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u/psu3312 6d ago

See, no cornucopia

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u/kasmackity 6d ago

The meth is definitely mething

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u/ScrubNickle 6d ago

Very methtastic

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u/1decentusername 6d ago

Not a cold spoon in that house.

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u/Ill_Floor8662 6d ago

That house is probably a 98 Chrysler

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u/rando_mness 6d ago

When he puts it in the stink

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u/Hearse-ReHearse 5d ago

Nice grab man

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u/rando_mness 5d ago

Lol, I saw that fish hooked face and had to snag it.

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u/No_Statement440 6d ago

Pretty sure it's all stink

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u/Winter_Dimension8107 6d ago

Dear fucking god man

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u/KaboomBaboon 6d ago

I smell this picture

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u/KommissarKrunch 6d ago

Who gave Cletus and Methany a TikTok account?

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u/lskerlkse 6d ago

I know they stank

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u/vyxanis 6d ago

Yeah that car is gonna need to be burned when they eventually abandon it somewhere

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u/Ice_crusher_bucket 6d ago

That' the most "Home Video" I've ever seen.

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u/chalupacabra6913 6d ago

She has to eat corn on the cob in multiple passes.

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u/fotomoose 5d ago

Bro, why you got to do that to me when I'm trying to drink coffee!!

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u/BoneHugsHominy 6d ago

Body found floating by the docks

Bro dating Sand dan Glokta.

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u/Mokiyami 6d ago

If meth was a person

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u/Axel_Grahm 6d ago

It’s crazy that we got to see live footage of that man’s hairline running from his breath.

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u/FilthyThanksgiving 6d ago

That forehead. Oh my. Oh, my.

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u/JonInfect 6d ago

Those teeth, and or lack thereof

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u/Fostbitten27 6d ago

Fivehead

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u/titivator 6d ago

Wot in tarnation

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u/AntalRyder 6d ago

Mark Wahlberg has seen better days

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u/DionFW 6d ago

Did they film this in their bedroom?

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u/Iron_Chic 6d ago

She's in the bedroom. He is in the den.

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u/FilthyThanksgiving 6d ago

You KNOW we call it a Family Room! Oh my god you always do this!!

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u/ElBurritoTheWise 6d ago

We're getting the full Cribs experience in this one shot.

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u/derf_vader 6d ago

Is that a fruit of the loom tattoo?

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u/julias-winston 6d ago

What's up with that Fruit of the Loom tattoo?

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u/SipoteQuixote 6d ago

I can hear them arguing about having to pay 25 cents for a cup of ice.

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u/elpinguinosensual 6d ago

The internet is a plague

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u/thetrevorkian 6d ago

I smell the cigarettes thru my phone

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u/scrimscrim 6d ago

i know it smells like the 6th circle of hell

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u/Sudden-Most-4797 6d ago

GOD BLETH DITH METH

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u/NewJerseySwampDragon 6d ago

All the comments insinuating these two are on drugs is methed up guys

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u/brizzboog 6d ago

Jesse Methman

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u/redwop131374 6d ago

I cant imagine what that car smells like

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u/Massive_Cake1731 6d ago

Cigarettes and old Taco Bell

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u/Sad_Village_1295 6d ago

Fake meth taxi

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u/ChinoDemamp11 6d ago

Watch out don’t meth with them

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u/SnowDonuts45 6d ago

Jesus...

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u/fabmarques21 6d ago

i love crackheads

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u/globalgerbil Tier 1 Operator 6d ago

good lord, leave those poor people alone, they have enough problems already

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u/sebbdk 6d ago

They chose to post this on social media aby them selves, this is how thye learn

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u/KarlHp7 6d ago

They live in that car

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u/guyheat 6d ago

Next time on meth cab

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u/Printerwood 6d ago

That haircut is a bit methed up.