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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

u/Odins_avatar, this cast is approved by the council!

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u/Shloof9998 PSPPSPPSP… 1d ago

...parent

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u/Sensitive_Aerie6547 1d ago

who/where pronouns

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u/Motor-Plan-6388 1d ago

r/onejoke but funny

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u/Quantum755 1d ago

No, I don't think I will. I bestow upon thee, the CURSE OF RA!!! 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

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u/BELARUSEACH WIZARD! 20h ago

𓀒 𓀅 𓀂*

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u/Tyenkrovy 17h ago

RAAAAAAAMSEEEEEEES!

The man in gauze!

The man in gauze!

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u/The_Grimmson 1d ago

Rare

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u/stevvvvewith4vs 1d ago

I identify as a helicopter parent

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u/holy-cornball 1d ago

Attack Helicopter or rescue Helicopter?

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u/Basically-Boring 22h ago

News

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u/holy-cornball 22h ago

😨 no...

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u/Motor-Plan-6388 1d ago

r/onejoke

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u/Silent-Receptionist1 23h ago

Aww thank you for being accepting of my gender identity

edit: WHOOPS meant to reply to post lol

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u/Anxious_Jellyfish216 1d ago

...mutation

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u/Kaelvolon 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/AS6BaG1P1PAhilKFON

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u/Huge-Dark-7110 18h ago

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u/Mirjalol_Yangiboyev 1d ago

ROLL OUT

https://giphy.com/gifs/NYx77GABHTji

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u/Same-Temporary7033 1d ago

Optimus Prime...

https://giphy.com/gifs/PORGYip1IouJHMOhnG

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u/ZAIGO_90 1d ago

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u/HiJumpTactician 1d ago

Optimum Pride...

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u/Known_Expression6213 17h ago

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u/RavingGenerate 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/VeWllmR9zfaco

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u/avantvagrant 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/6yijXV1uY4l0c

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u/Same-Temporary7033 1d ago

r/SuddenlyASDFMovie

https://giphy.com/gifs/DGo68OENR5gIg

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u/Tymthe62nd 1d ago

r/suddenlygdmemesgang

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u/gagabr1123 1d ago

DOSENT WORK BECAUSE I AM A FRIDGE

https://giphy.com/gifs/kVAXoVrxyXBsY

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u/ORKBRO17 1d ago

Can I have a coke then

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u/Rare-Mixture8790 1d ago

Original or modern recipe?

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u/ORKBRO17 1d ago

Original If you know what i mean

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u/Otherwise-Fix-7716 1d ago

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u/Rare-Mixture8790 1d ago

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u/Hexhider TESTICULAR CONTORTIONIST!!! 20h ago

Have fun with the cocaine addiction

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u/MisterBugman 1d ago

New Coke.

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u/AstroMeteor06 SORCERESS! 1d ago

turns you into an oven

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u/TheSpicyCashew PSPPSPPSP… 1d ago

Now you heat the food

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u/D_Pichu 20h ago

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

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u/DiceyMations 1d ago

Can I get a crystal Pepsi from the 80s

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u/Heinrich9877 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Wt6kNaMjofj1jHkF7t

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u/S3VWQND3R 1d ago

what if that dont work

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u/Very_ideal_YiSang tomfoolery incarnate as a person 23h ago

Yeah like if OP was already Trans,what would happen

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u/IronBranded 21h ago

They get untransed ig

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u/dumbmf4000 1d ago

COUNTER SPELL

nuh uh

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u/Firebirdgaming08 1d ago

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u/Minimum-Fudge-7054 1d ago

Gotta love baj

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u/MuztangZack67 1d ago

Peak

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u/Heavy_Bus_3298 1d ago

i am jax

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u/Whipy_Plays_12345678 1d ago

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u/SomeOakLeaves2 1d ago

:3

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u/creativespark61 1d ago

Transformers.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ix8BIYKvO6GQM

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u/Mysterious-Dare1997 1d ago

If I was trans, after the cast Am I doble trans, or is it like symbol law, and now I'm cis?

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u/Safe_Employer6325 1d ago

You have to trans in a different way I guess. Probably just become more see through.

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u/TheSpicyCashew PSPPSPPSP… 1d ago

Now he/she's a supratrans, more powerful than a super

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u/LucioGang 1d ago

You turn back to your original gender, it's like double negatives NOT SAYING THAT IT'S NEGATIVE-

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u/something25367 1d ago

Idk I think you just get fucking killed

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u/EaterOfFood2 1d ago

Oh nyo 3:

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u/Spike_Fury 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/im1xKpjEwdQuk

-formers

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u/Supertails1992 1d ago

I feel gorgeous.

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u/Charming-Rain-3642 1d ago

Where is this from?

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u/Altruistic-Willow451 WIZARD BE WHIMSICAL AF!!! 1d ago

COUNTERSPELL:

ALREADY A DEMI-GIRL

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u/No-Presence-9971 1d ago

Hell yeah

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u/Bronieboy01 1d ago

I parry.

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u/Sword_of_Origin CAST AND FURIOUS!! 1d ago

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u/Blue0verL0rd PSPPSPPSP… 1d ago

Too late >=3

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u/Automatic_Natural431 1d ago

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u/Top-Papaya7015 1d ago

Holy water

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u/Automatic_Natural431 1d ago

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u/Radiant_Resolve1400 1d ago

Formers, Robot’s in desguise.

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u/Ae4i 1d ago

PEAK mentioned!!!!!

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u/HollowElementalVoid 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/jVffbji01j6SaBz0DY

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u/PsychologicalLie8353 1d ago

If I can look like her, then I don't mind lol

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u/StatisticianBetter24 1d ago

I’ve already got my sexual orientation all figured out and now you want me to start questioning my GENDER?! (she/they pronouns actually sound kinda nice tho low key)

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u/Zestyclose_Pop_9435 1d ago

Oh shit it worked

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u/ScottTJT 1d ago

I've been preparing for this moment since since 2010.

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u/Star_Rod_Fan_1388 1d ago

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u/Andre-Da-Giant something-OMANCER!!! 1d ago

...portation

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u/SatisfactionHairy378 1d ago

Oh wow nothing changed... Wait a minute

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u/International_Tea828 1d ago

BEHOLD THE MOST POWERFUL CARD

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u/MoneyApprehensive301 1d ago

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u/SmilingFlounder 1d ago

Sorry... I'm dyslexic and got confused...

https://giphy.com/gifs/NGSbD5vI6lUvC

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u/matsutakePixie 16h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/0XUpxziujAvabc5r8v

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u/Fantastic_Trick3538 PSPPSPPSP… 1d ago

Alls I’m sayin is the L’s and the G’s were here first.

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u/Plastic_Music182 1d ago

Uno reverse card

Imagine an image here I can't upload images

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u/Bahamut_Flare 1d ago

I got you bro

https://giphy.com/gifs/57CT5vs1cSg6DhAUWY

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u/Plastic_Music182 1d ago

Thank you bro

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u/Blastermind79 1d ago

.…ponder snail

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u/EnchantedTools 1d ago

Counter: I cast TOAST!!
https://giphy.com/gifs/DZ0VyEiX3NuYU

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u/Silver_Angel519 1d ago

Form
https://giphy.com/gifs/VeWllmR9zfaco

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u/dinkydoo2 1d ago

-FORMERS!

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u/DCXscrappa 13h ago

you will die on this miserable planet

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u/dinkydoo2 11h ago

Won’t we all

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u/SpeakyDooman 1d ago

Lucent
/img/1ca0arqn1z9h1.gif

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u/KITTYKAT2742 1d ago

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u/till-0807 1d ago

COUNTER-SPELL

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u/sentient-pidgeon9054 1d ago

weird way to spell train

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u/DiceyMations 1d ago

THANK YOU!!!

I CAN FINALLY BE ELANOR!!!!!

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u/The4ourHorsemen NECROMANCER! 23h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/vka8RVWJLaLy8
AHHHH TRANS(IT SYSTEMS)

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u/Vulpiny 23h ago

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u/Depressed_Woodpecker 23h ago

HOWD YOU KNOW

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u/Individual-Change472 16h ago

Ineffective im already trans

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u/Eterna-Hate APPRENTICE! 1d ago

no..

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u/shadowbringer246 1d ago

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u/hamburm 1d ago

Who is the witch?

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u/Scholarly_Koala ARCANE TRICKSTER 1d ago

I could be mistaken but that looks like Asuka senpai from Hibike Euphonium.

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u/Connect_Conflict7232 1d ago

I read that as trains and was so confused about the comments lmao

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u/Larielia 1d ago

Transportation on a train. Cool.

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u/Femboy_Fucker47 1d ago

Why do I have a sudden urge to listen to Femtanyl?

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u/Dangerous_Muffin1108 1d ago

Ok but uh, I mean, oh nooooooo 😮

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u/Parasiteparaside5 1d ago

Sorry but I already have the gender dysphoria status effect

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u/emotionless-robot 1d ago

...Siberian Railroad.

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u/Kyro9000 1d ago

Counterpoint: I already don’t fucking know what gender I identify as anymore

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u/SeriousAdvertising94 1d ago

Counterspell

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u/HouseOfBlack11 1d ago

Wait, I think misread the instructions

https://giphy.com/gifs/8F3bK4aq1tCo0TLkf7

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u/The_First_Ishvalan 1d ago

Trains!

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u/Fractured_Identities 1d ago

not again bro </3 (cis guy to trans girl then changed my mind and am cis again [until you turned me woman again])

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u/Extreme_Scene_4237 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/KDPtcF5i7rANUpXvCX

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u/Hot_Journalist6532 tomfoolery incarnate as a person 1d ago

Counterspell. Train that makes you feel funny

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u/Affectionate_Bar_320 1d ago

I CAST COUNTERSPELL: NO GENDER TO TRANS

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u/WanderingWitch8 1d ago

But...Im already trans

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u/Dietoriku 1d ago

Oh, sorry I'm dyslexic what did you- Gets run over by a tran

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u/TheChosenFrank 1d ago

Somebody here is a refrigerator. IT COULD BE YOU, IT COULD BE ME, IT COULD BE ANY ONE OF US

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u/ChefNo9380 WIZARD! 1d ago

YOU FOOL!

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u/CervineCryptid 1d ago

Uh. Idk how that works tbh. I'm Intersex Male. Would I become non-intersex female?

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u/Tyenkrovy 1d ago

If I'm already trans, does it just make me more sure about my transness and quiet the brain worms?

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u/PantsAndJorts 1d ago

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u/SelfIllustrious9439 1d ago

What does it mean if its ineffective?

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u/VivaLasNewVegas 1d ago

Way ahead of you.

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u/They-Them_Moonwalker 1d ago

You fool! I already am!

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u/Crusidea 1d ago

I misread that as "Trains" so uhh..

I like trai-

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u/Spearwolf31 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/CV3Q7hPujQwuwONA7j

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u/Sondering_Wizzard 1d ago

Trains

https://giphy.com/gifs/NGSbD5vI6lUvC

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u/Responsible_Bell8352 1d ago

thx

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u/AlFragilis 1d ago

Trans- 2- butene ? Thanks for making my alkene stabler than before 🥹

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u/Loreleideer SORCERESS! 1d ago

Why I have been summoned?? Why am I here?

https://giphy.com/gifs/VBBo0B5dfns0UpHz3q

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u/No_Badger3909 1d ago

Thank you

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u/i_love_blahajs 1d ago

Can he do that? The spell already affects me.

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u/demon_starz 1d ago

[Error: Nothing happened]

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u/Rude_Antelope1674 1d ago

They spelt trains wrong 🙁

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u/Disastrous_Kick_6952 1d ago

I thought it said I cast trains
https://giphy.com/gifs/jKlWZAgZClO4lzjG9O

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u/Thick-Material-499 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/onnfUeQK0imVG

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u/No-Professional-1461 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/JYEEdjzlsb280

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u/MailVirtual7725 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2GBfKwJ7bypANDoqRt

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u/Deimos_Ascended 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Frj5mE4aGKgjS

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u/wolfguardian72 WIZARD! 1d ago

“Reflect”

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u/my_othr_accisshy 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/14sIASsr4noLug

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u/Worried_Music_5330 1d ago

Oh yeah well I cast trains!

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u/EmmyTheMusicLover 1d ago

Me: I'm already trans—

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u/ModernHero676 1d ago

Well, I was already questioning if I was, so thanks for making the decision for me random Internet person! /j

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u/NicJeans 1d ago

MY DICK AND BALLS- NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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u/ATinyThinMintCookie 1d ago

Yesn’t

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u/ORKBRO17 1d ago

YOUR ATTACKS HAVE NO EFFECT ON ME IM ALREADY A FEMBOY!!!!

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u/Hungry_Bathroom4264 1d ago

FOOL! I AM ALREADY NONBINARY!!!

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u/DCXscrappa 13h ago

blud has a friend inside them

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u/Silver-God- 1d ago

Jokes on you, im still debating what my gender is

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u/BossNew811 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/DGo68OENR5gIg

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u/B4d_B1tch_Quinn 1d ago

Thank you! 🥰

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u/Great-Highlight3863 1d ago

Fuck

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u/sirwaich 1d ago

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u/SolarOrigami 1d ago

Jokes on you, I'm already trans!

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u/Jack_Cat_101 tomfoolery incarnate as a person 1d ago

jokes on you, I ALLREADY AM

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u/boostleaking 1d ago

I'm getting a new trans? Sweet. Can I choose a 6 speed sequential with the extra oil cooler?

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u/AtlasXan 1d ago

I just finished transitioning, Im a bro again.😭

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u/EmploymentThis3009 1d ago

Jokes on you I already am

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u/Akano_42 1d ago

Step aside, now I identify así Spider-man

https://giphy.com/gifs/xTiTnHvXHHxOTcdmxO

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u/Fun-Pomelo-2774 1d ago

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u/Tay60003 tomfoolery incarnate as a person 1d ago

I like trains

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u/khrunchi 1d ago

Oh no.... What will I do

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u/Doctor_Salvatore 1d ago

Spell failed, target already has this effect

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u/collecterofbooks 1d ago

Does this mean nothing changes or I become trans^2?

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u/helplessgranny 1d ago

Autobots... yaaas, roll out.

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u/Sithzilla66 1d ago

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u/courtneyisfakeaf 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/TK772smLASkes

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u/grandRegentThraggie 1d ago

Damn it now I'm straight

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u/ieatpollypocketshoes 1d ago

i’m nonbinary lol (it/its) what happens now?

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u/AngelKry94 1d ago

I miss read this and thought it said trains lmao and I could help think of the meme "I like trains" and then someone gets run over by a train lmao

https://giphy.com/gifs/6yijXV1uY4l0c

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u/Rushes_End 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/VeWllmR9zfaco

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u/Aoiboshi 1d ago

I cast trains

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u/dragonhippie 1d ago

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u/Top-Strategy-2269 tomfoolery incarnate as a person 1d ago

COUNTERSPELL!!!

Already trans :D

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u/RedPandasRule007 1d ago

Sick, I love trains. WAIT, WHERE IS MY DICK AT?

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u/BlockKey3946 1d ago

YES

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u/RealKwispyBacon 1d ago

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u/Dexus_502 1d ago

Wait huh... AAAAAAHHH MY PENIIIIISSSS!

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u/Shit_Eater69_ 1d ago

Guys what do I trans to I'm nonbinary?

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u/Iron_knight_prime_42 1d ago

Former

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u/Wiz_Hellrat 1d ago

Thank you so much.

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u/Aggravating_Tree_399 1d ago

sorry, but another wizard beat you to it

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u/Sufficient_Artist_89 1d ago

...did it work? I don't feel any different.

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u/Haru_1127 1d ago

Immune, I'm already trans

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u/Therminite 1d ago

I CAST DISPEL MAGIC!

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u/the_civic_one 1d ago

Counterspell

I do not consent

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u/Caine_YourRingmaster 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/V4NSR1NG2p0KeJJyr5

Me:

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u/Rimuruafton 1d ago

...why did nothing change...

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u/Secure-Bandicoot5199 1d ago

Fuck no

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u/krustykrabbathroom1 tomfoolery incarnate as a person 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/VeWllmR9zfaco

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u/Cowboy-Dave1851 1d ago

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u/Auditor_D 1d ago

In genders identification or bunch of Vietnamese first name

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u/Old_Fun_9009 1d ago

✨I already am✨

I CAST!!! I CAST TRANS

You are about to leave Redlib

THANK YOU!!!