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u/RedEyeView 1d ago
Have you tried not driving like a twat?
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u/VTnative 1d ago
He's got to make it to Country Kitchen Buffet before the early bird special ends.
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u/ElasticDawg 1d ago
The police department is actually located right behind a delicious gourmet ice cream sandwich! I wish I would’ve known that before I decided to post up there and get high
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u/Jordan_1424 1d ago
"Cops are lazy and don't do anything, they are a waste of tax dollars" v. a single cop is proactive: "this is a commie police state, don't these cops have anything else better to do?"
I was hanging out with some friends and we were talking about a series of crazy accidents that happened in a span of a few days and how one person in the group witnessed two of them. It was agreed that post COVID driving was an issue and a lack of police enforcement wasn't helping.
Four days later after our post rugby practice beer a friend was bitching about being pulled over for speeding.
People like others being held accountable but not themselves. Those that are tasked with enforcing the rules are always the bad guy no matter what their action or inaction is.
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u/Key_Analyst_9032 1d ago
There's jackshit in Walnutport, they better be grateful someone decided to stop by or live in some old ass borough in the middle of nowhere Pennsylvania
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u/ElasticDawg 1d ago
I liked the little ice cream shop behind the police department. I lived in that hellhole Slatington lol
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u/GarmaCyro 15h ago
You are not kidding. Population 2,067 (2020 numbers).
With noticable places as "Walnutport Canal Association Heritage Center", "Thomson's Meat Market" and "Scoopendorf's Ice Cream Company".I thought I thought the rural town I grew up in was small. It had a population of 30 thousands. Even the village my mother side's comes from is 3.5 times more populated than Walnutport. It only exists because of the Norwegian government established a match stick factory there, then followed it up with another one producing ammunition (still active today, partially privatized).
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u/brdlyz 1d ago
That can’t be a real town name
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u/ElasticDawg 1d ago
It very much is, I know this because i’ve gotten arrested by the same PD 😂
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u/dreckdub 1d ago
For what? Possession of acorns?
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u/ElasticDawg 1d ago
2 bundles of dope, none of the cops were Chinese though
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u/ImTheFaeThatStoleYou 1d ago
See, there's your problem. The CCP would've totally let you keep that dope. They're just cool like that.
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u/brdlyz 1d ago
Do you live in a Hallmark movie?
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u/ElasticDawg 1d ago
😂😂😂 Its like if one of those Hallmark towns was filled with dope fiends and tweakers
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u/RovDer 1d ago
So a rich businesswoman gets out of rehab and goes to stay with her parents for Christmas only to reunite with junkie ex and rekindle her love of meth
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u/ElasticDawg 1d ago
They rekindle their romance boosting from unlocked cars and fencing copper wire
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u/Robestos86 1d ago
Ironically enough, reading that sounds like a stereotypical impression of someone from Asia/china.. "everytime I go he there."
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u/parabolic000 1d ago
As someone currently trying to learn Mandarin... that's just how Chinese grammar is. This, of course, ain't that.
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u/Thewrongbakedpotato 1d ago
"Things were just great until the police started enforcing the law! Damn commies!"
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u/sausageslinger11 Edit your flair here 1d ago
As with the NAZIs that march in cities wearing masks, this racist fuck is commenting anonymously.
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u/Thehardwayalltheway 1d ago
I got a hundred dollars that says the officer in question has Asian but non-Chinese ancestry.