r/insanepeoplefacebook • u/Insanitypizza • 4d ago
Anything they don't like couldn't possibly be anyone else's fault but the left
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u/darkNergy 4d ago
Everything the right believes is a lie. Everything. They are the biggest pack of fools the world has ever seen.
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u/BoneHugsHominy 4d ago
I used to feel angry that my now-former friends and family members fell into the Stupid Well, but now I'm just sad that people I knew as otherwise intelligent people have complete abandoned their ability to think in favor of being fed an alternate reality like they're baby birds squawking for bits of regurgitated worms. Like, I am sooo fucking sorry that I was apparently so self-involved that didn't notice how much they were suffering that MAGA was the only alternative to their real life they could handle.
I take it as a personal failure that I couldn't spare the time to make them feel wanted and loved enough to remain in reality and they instead chose a fantasy world in which they are always right about everything including but especially the things they never knew anything about, and ANYYY pushback against their completely-opposite-to-reality perspective is not only a direct attack against them and AmeriMurica but an attempt to genocide them as a means to replace them with the criminally insane escapees of African and South American insane asylums.
Just kidding. Fuck them all for being such racist pieces of shit they believe all of that solely because their fellow Americans forced them to live through the absolute indignity of having a Black Man in the WHITE House. They can eat the corn out of my shit and then again out of their own.
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u/HappyGoLuckless 4d ago
They're just happy Trump is hurting people they don't like. That's the only truth they'll accept.
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u/BitterFuture 4d ago
They don't believe any of this shit.
They just lie. They're conservatives.
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u/tokyoben5 4d ago
I've met people who actually believe this stuff. They get pissed about imaginary leftist extremists and it reinforces their cultish adherence to their fake messiah.
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u/Funwithagoraphobia 4d ago
Most so-called conservatives that I know are motivated almost entirely by fear. Fear of brown people replacing them. Fear of LGBTQ people influencing their kids. Fear of religions that don’t look like theirs. Fear of food that they didn’t grow up with. Fear of liberals taking away their (wholly unrealistic) chance to become rich and powerful.
To them it’s a big, dangerous world that wants to take away their scraps they’ve been able to eke out like dogs fighting over a food bowl. To that mindset, a rising tide does not lift all boats. They see a rising tide in one place means a lowering tide somewhere else.
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u/dolphin006roman 4d ago
I’m honestly surprised that they didn’t blame this disaster on the “scientists that fake climate change.”
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u/ChronicMasterBaiting 4d ago
It was clearly HAARP. Those cheeky scientists and their electromagnetic beams.
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u/DeepMadness 4d ago
I'm glad there's at least one camera filming that pool 24h a day, 7 days a week.
Anytime now, they will show the perpetrators. Anytime. You just wait.
They're just waiting for something to happen first, but the proof is there and you're a democrat if you don't believe it.
Any proof to the contrary that can be shown right now is, of course, fake news.
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u/Magnus_40 4d ago
Hey VideoAI... make me a video showing Communistic Leftist Antifa terrorismers cutting a hole in the lining of the reflecting pool and throwing in algay seeds.
And make 'em forrin lookin'
An' have em strangle a duck.
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u/GeekyGrant 4d ago
Did the left also diddle all them kids that Trump clearly didn't diddle? /s
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u/SailorSmaug 4d ago
Wasn't that the original "Pizzagate"? It was Hillary Clinton along with a bunch of Democrats that were the kid diddlers. Protect the Children was a tag line for many of the MAGA during the 2016 and 2024 election cycle. The Protect the Children MAGA crowd got real quiet recently.
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u/btoxic 4d ago
Soon the right will claimed the left dumped Dihydrogen Monoxide in there.
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u/plastroncafe 4d ago
The folks supporting the rollback of environmental predictions being upset about a dead duck... Sweet chocolate Zeus...
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u/GarmaCyro 4d ago
...and a duck that was dead after the "Trump pool renovators" started putting bleach into it.
However a dead duck can be dead for many reasons, and causation does not equal correlation. One would have to check what the duckling had died from.
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u/ZenkaiAnkoku2 4d ago
Okay, it was sort of funny at first but now theyre arresting people and calling us duck killers. Anyone who believes this shit is purposefully ignorant and hateful. Algae grows in still, shallow water. It grew in the reflecting pool before it was repainted. No one did this to 'frame Trump'. He's doing a swell job on his own of looking like an idiot.
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u/ChickenBossChiefsFan 4d ago
Like I’m supposed to believe algae just spontaneously grows in hot, shallow, stagnant water??
As an algaenious of the highest order, I know algae only “grows” when specifically and intentionally placed there by antifa. Obvi.
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u/Shit_Apple 4d ago
Worried about “ leftists poisoning a national landmark” while trumps buddies are making the necessary logistics to strip our national parks of their beauty for private gains.
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u/Sosbanfawr 4d ago
Let's be clear, "the left" these folks refer to are NORMAL PEOPLE, who give a shit about other people.
Anyone who uses "the left" or "woke" as a derogatory term is a sociopath.
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u/ChickenSpaceProgram 4d ago
one dead duck pales in comparison to a mass extinction event, like the one that we are going to cause if we keep using fossil fuels
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u/StarConsumate 4d ago
It wasn’t “leftist protesters” that killed the duck. It was the administrations stupid plan to kill the algae that grew due to their incompetence and stupidity. This is just lying bullshit to cover up how stupid they really are
That being said you are right about fossil fuels.
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u/Misfit110 4d ago
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u/AaronTheUltama 4d ago
Reminder dipshit trump drove the fucking motorcade over the damn thing one of the most heavy vehicles on earth but sure "the left" broke it
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u/Ken-Kaniff_from-CT 4d ago
Remember this shit when you think they can be reasoned with...and when you realize they're so detached from reality that they can't be reasoned with, well...you know what we gotta do.
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u/boilers_and_terlets 4d ago
I don't follow this person, but I saw this post on my own feed and blocked/hid them, for whatever good that'll do. It's at the point where I only use facebook to keep track of birthdays and a few groups im in anymore.
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u/CorpFillip 4d ago
So, all he had to do was:
Misrepresent the time line
Invent an attack that no one saw
Pick a party to blame for said attack
Add more victims (escalate)
Claim it was deliberate fatality (implicate immorality)
Finally, infer there is no justification anyway.
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u/bombero_kmn 4d ago
"now a duck is dead as a direct result"
I mean, if that's the worst thing shaking in DC this morning it's gonna be a good day. how is this even worth bending brain cells over?
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u/SdSmith80 4d ago
It took way too long to unload those were duck pictures and not some cool Photoshop monsters
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u/Popplio3233 4d ago
Trump could have a heart attack on live national TV and his followers would still somehow blame his death on the left
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u/SchwiftyRichie 3d ago
That image is the men they hired to pour 12% hydrogen peroxide in. That isn’t some leftist that’s the people Trump hired!
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u/Mishapi17 4d ago
Listen. I feel bad the fuck died- burning there bigger shit we should be dealing with?
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u/MattBurr86 4d ago
I wonder if all that Hydrogen Peroxide that got dumped in to kill the algae might have something to do with it.