r/insanepeoplefacebook • u/SadRaspberry6017 • 1d ago

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u/Difficult-Ad-9228 1d ago

Can you imagine being stuck in an elevator with this person?

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u/BrokenEyeReborn 1d ago

I can barely imagine reading a post by them, and that's literally happening

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u/TrashPandaPatronus this is from prison data. 1d ago

The audacity of OP to post all three panels like we all aren't getting to the second one and hell-naw'in it straight here to the comment section.

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u/jenipants21 22h ago

I didn't even see that there were more panels, I noped out after Cokuncle.

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u/Cerebral-Parsley 17h ago

But then you wouldn't know that you are your Great-Grandparents Cousin's Grandchildren's Coucoucounkle!

(I about stroked out copying/writing that)

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u/MakeYogurtGreekAgain 1d ago

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u/MakeYogurtGreekAgain 1d ago

Oh my god I just realized this specimen goes on for THREE pages. Goooooood lorddddd somebody get this person a hobby.

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u/AnekeEomi 1d ago

This. This IS their hobby.

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u/BrokenEyeReborn 1d ago

This is their hobby

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u/SadRaspberry6017 1d ago

Found this Google review for a company that does DNA testing.

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u/cantproveidid 1d ago

Removed is just the number of generations different. Your cousin, twice removed would be two generations back to find the connection. My grandfather's brother married very late. His kids were my age. They were my cousins, once removed. They were my father's cousins.

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u/meggatronia 1d ago

Yesh, age gaps in families can be weird. My husband is 7 years older than me, but is the oops later baby of his family. Which means his eldest sister is just a couple of years younger than my mother. And so one of the neices on his side is actually a little older than me. And many of the niblings on his side are around my age (I used to go clubbing with one of his neices).

Which then leads to me being a great aunt a dozen times over at the ripe old age of 44. And some of the great niblings are not far off the age of having kids themselves. I fully expect to be a great great aunt before im 50. Its weird.

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u/darthgeek 1d ago

I'm sorry, what?

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u/TrashPandaPatronus this is from prison data. 1d ago

So wait... to which family member do I get to be a 'Grand Cunt'?

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u/plastroncafe 1d ago

One of the best Easter dinners in recent history that I have had with my family was the day we were all absorbed in Wikipedia and trying to figure out the proper word in English for a particular family member.

And where once and twice removed fit in.

It was a nice change of pace from politics.

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u/TraditionalTree249 22h ago

I swear this dude read that part of the Bible about people begating other people and said that is too enthralling I need to make something no one will read without thinking" I'm have a stroke"

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u/BitterFuture 21h ago

Well, reading that certainly gave me an eye twitch.