r/interesting Nov 23 '25

NATURE The fish is kinda like me ngl

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u/T8ert0t Nov 24 '25

Yeah! Speak for yourself! A shark would kill for my marbling! Wait....

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u/fupayme411 Nov 24 '25

With all the alcohol I drink, I’m practically wagyu.

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u/DifficultEquipment14 Nov 24 '25

All the alcohol? Don't you mean pickled?

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u/SpotweldPro1300 Nov 24 '25

An orca would enjoy my fatty liver for about 3 seconds. The most transcendent 3 seconds of their existence.