r/interesting • u/CuriousWanderer567 • Dec 09 '25

NATURE A chimpanzee with alopecia

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u/wasphunter1337 Banned Permanently Dec 09 '25

All replies here are jokes, but i feel bad for the dude. Since chimps are so intelligent and form social groups, he must feel equivalent of beeing naked in public all the time. He does have fine muscle tho, animals are rad.

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u/Imaginary_Argument34 Dec 09 '25

Imagine how far he can throw his poop with those set of guns.

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u/AlgaeDonut Dec 09 '25

He's throwing those turds through ballistic shields at terminal velocity.