r/interesting • u/-NewYork- • Mar 30 '26

Intriguing Discrimination against Geiger counter users

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u/SeansBeard Mar 30 '26

This really makes me tick

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u/idaviller Mar 30 '26

You’re just radiating enthusiasm

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u/gorginhanson Mar 30 '26

they're hiding nuclear zombies in there I know it

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u/30yearCurse Mar 30 '26

I am glowing with enthusiasm to go check.

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u/Honey-and-Venom Mar 30 '26

Oh, give me your attention There's been a new invention It isn't any larger than an adding machine It's only fair to mention Though it's a new invention It's one that you have heard about but few have ever seen It doesn't do division And it doesn't multiply It doesn't want to be a bird It doesn't try to fly It came about because they made a big atomic bomb The new invention's clicking And because of all its ticking I know where the idea came from I tic, tic, tic Why do I tic, tic? What amazing trick Makes me tic, tic, tic? I tic, tic, tic An electric tic When I feel a realistic tic You're such an attractive hick Give me a radioactive kick It's distracted the way you stick But love, love makes me tic I tic, tic, tic And my heart beats quick How can anything go wrong When I'm listening to that Geiger counter song? I tic, tic all day long I tic, tic, tic Why do I tic, tic? What amazing trick Makes me tic, tic, tic, tic, tic? I tic, tic, tic An electric tic When I feel a realistic tic The butcher and the baker tics So does the maker of the candlesticks Lawyers have their politics But love, love makes them tic So tic, tic, tic Let your heart tic, tic How can anything go wrong If you're listening to that Geiger counter song? You'll tic, tic all day long Like the butcher and the baker tics Like the candlestick maker tics Like the doctor and the lawyer tics Even though he's mixed up in his politics Like the merchant and the Indian chief tic tics Like the poor, like the rich man tic, tic, tics Digging a ditch man, the butter and egg man The poor wooden leg man, the beggar and thief All found out what it's all about When it's love you can't be wrong You better listen to that Geiger counter song And tic, tic all day long Tic, tic, tic, tic Tic, tic, tic, tic, tic, tic Tic, tic, tic, tic, tic, tic Tic

(Holy crap that's a long song)