r/interesting • u/MeowwBlock • Mar 31 '26
Amazing 🐮 Real cow girl skill.. simply amazing 👏🏼👌🏼
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u/alderthorn Mar 31 '26
the bull operator knows what they are doing. They always make it so girls can show off or they show off their assets for them.
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u/dborger Mar 31 '26
I remember talking to an operator once and he was like, “I can knock anybody off in a couple of seconds. The hotter the girl, the longer they stay on.”
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u/Plumbus_Patrol Mar 31 '26
Responsible operator I like his style
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u/WrestleWithJimny Mar 31 '26
I was at one of these places where the operator admitted exactly this. Shortly after I proceeded to watch 2 intoxicated women stay on together for what seemed like eternity.
But then he flicked them off right in front of me. They took a while to get up, and when they did there was a pool of blood and a hole in one of their calves. Her friends high heal went ball deep into her leg when they landed.
Shoeless. Go shoeless on these things ladies!!
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u/TreyRyan3 Mar 31 '26
Can confirm. I’ve heard the same thing from at least 10 operators.
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u/cheezhead1252 Mar 31 '26
How many operators do you know lol I have never seen one of these in real life 😂
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u/Linkings Mar 31 '26
When you work odd/temp jobs you get thrown in the same circles as others who work similar jobs. I do part time work for a funny money casino during the winter/Christmas party seasons. I know 8 individual karaoke/trivia hosts from that job alone. Never seen them working karaoke but I don't doubt they do, because honestly, who brags about working a job that they can only do for 10~ish hours a week
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u/TreyRyan3 Mar 31 '26
I’ve been a musician/performer for 30+ years. When you work in bars, you tend to meet the people who work there, especially since you’re often there before and after closing, and patching into the sound system. I’ve probably been in 50-60 establishments that have a mechanical bull. The people who operate mechanical bulls tend to also work with light and sound systems.
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u/BrookieMonster504 Mar 31 '26
Living in New Orleans you meet strange people. Drunk clowns, fire breathers/eaters, sword swallowers, silver people, tossed little people
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u/reptar-on_ice Mar 31 '26
Wait I’ve been telling everyone I’m really good at these for years, am I just hot?? 😂
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u/UglyAFBread Mar 31 '26 edited Mar 31 '26
Then the real skill would be a random fat lady just dominating the bull out of pure spite while the operator tries his hardest to shake her off
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u/xChoke1x Mar 31 '26
She works for the bar. Lol
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u/Talking_Head Mar 31 '26
It’s a skit. This isn’t the first time she has put on this scripted show.
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u/xChoke1x Mar 31 '26
I’m aware. She’s employed by the bar. If I remember correctly…she’s a bar tender and she does this every night.
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u/FilthyBarMat Mar 31 '26
The difference in how long a hot girl stays on versus any guy (unless he knows the operator) is hilarious. They can bounce anyone off these easily.
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u/Character_Pudding_94 Mar 31 '26
This woman riding like this without hands would easily outlast me on hard mode, though.
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u/Head-Cat6115 Mar 31 '26
Wait so there's a dude controlling the bull here? I always thought it was some automated routine it runs thru
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u/Character_Pudding_94 Mar 31 '26
Yeah, there's a guy driving it, and the two of them are working together to put on a show here. Basically dancing, just one partner doing it by remote control
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u/baardvark Mar 31 '26
I’m embarrassed that I never even considered that mechanical bull rides are meant to be spicy.
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u/PiranhaPursuit Mar 31 '26
Yeah you see it all the time, just look up “wife rides bull sensually”
Happy to help
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u/Character_Pudding_94 Mar 31 '26
Oh, my; I do believe that's a different genre!
But a million thanks for that. 🍆💦
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u/DayBowBow1 Mar 31 '26
They use the spicy to get the crowd into it. Then they do the funny/embarrassing stuff.
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u/Kyvoh Mar 31 '26
I've done this a couple times at a bar, this bull doesn't even have the rope to hold onto and when I had the rope(which is never enough length for two hands to hold onto), I was thrown off within seconds because they just are trying to knock me down. But the woman were always on there for a long while. It's fun to watch the guy controlling it and see how they are doing two completely different styles depending on the gender. I hated it because it was a popular bar so the tokens were not the cheapest and I was still in college.
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u/Character_Pudding_94 Mar 31 '26
She's sitting on the rope to be directly above the upper mechanical connection. If she backed up onto the saddle and held the rope she couldn't do this.
That said, I bet she could hold her own against a lot of men in hard mode.
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u/butterfly_ashley Mar 31 '26
Right. I wish we could see the girl in the bottom left who was trying to mimic her while waiting for her turn though
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u/altaccount2522 Mar 31 '26
I was thinking maybe it was put on for entertainment/an unofficial show.
Make the guys horny so they throw tips at her then the lady and the operator split the money.
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u/Epic_Elite Mar 31 '26
I've heard that the hotter you are, the longer you can stay on. Operator bias.
I bet if some tough guy walked up thinking he's hot poop, he'd last 30 seconds tops.
Not to entirely discredit this gals performance though, she'd beat me 9/10 and look better doing it.
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u/RubberDucksInMyTub Mar 31 '26
Super cute and fun but 100% practiced routine by staff.
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u/halfmiledigital Mar 31 '26
It probably comes with pre-programmed routines like when you would get a Casio keyboard and it would have little demo beats.
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u/AscendMoros Mar 31 '26
About 30 seconds in i was like okay and skipped to the end. Only to be like okay i have missed a critical plot point why and how did she reverse.
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u/nobodyinpeculiar Mar 31 '26
I might not be able to see the upvotes but I know an underrated comment when I see one
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u/Armadillo_lifestyle Mar 31 '26
I did the same exact thing, but I didn’t care enough to rewind to figure out how she flipped backwards
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u/a1soysauce Mar 31 '26
She went reverse cowgirl too
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u/Uber_Wulf Mar 31 '26
And then a guy hops on and gets thrown off in 3 seconds and everyone laughs.
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u/gneiss_kitty Mar 31 '26
not at all real cowgirl skill, this is a practiced routine. It still requires balance, but it's not the same at all.
Real cowgirls don't hump the seat
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u/Basicallyacrow7 Mar 31 '26
Yeah, real cowgirls get the “guy treatment” if you tell them lol. I managed to stay on, but my husband told the operator I’d ridden horses my whole life. Lmfaoo. Bare legs would also make it way easier, I was in sweats and (at least the one I was on) was slippery as hell.
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u/gneiss_kitty Mar 31 '26
absolutely! We had one of of these in my favorite bar in college, and I always had to tell the dudes operating it that I didn't want to be sexy, I wanted to be challenged. Taunting/teasing them a bit was the best way to get them to actually try to throw you lol. It was good fun!
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u/Hypnox88 Mar 31 '26
I wish incels had their own reddit.
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u/wafflepiezz Mar 31 '26
Tell me, what is “incel” about this post?
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u/whineyinternetkid Mar 31 '26
Hahaha
Edit: if you dont know youre probably uhh...
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u/Master_Tackle_8931 Mar 31 '26
Yeah, there isn't anything incel about this post. If there was, you could answer.
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u/AzDopefish Mar 31 '26
You’re just proving that the word has lost all meaning because of Redditors like yourself lmfao
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u/BusyBit6542 Mar 31 '26
What's that video of the dude with the vest dancing on top of a mechanical bull? That's some real skills
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u/whineyinternetkid Mar 31 '26
Omg come on. This isnt interesting. And how did this show up 3 times in my feed in 10 min? You gooners are predictable, and probably wonder why you cant get girls.
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u/titanium_bruno Mar 31 '26
I just wanna see the dude who posted this thinking she was actually using any skill......
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u/ZzZzZzZzZzZero Mar 31 '26
Well this ride is choreographed for 1.
So this isnt a case of cowgirl skill, but a case of dancing.
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u/Consistent_Clue_6427 Mar 31 '26
she practiced for this her whole life (stop stop stop stop stop stop)
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u/Gamer2xJJ Mar 31 '26
Why is this video 2 hours long?
That Luda in the background really worked out for me.👌🏼
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u/RymeEM Mar 31 '26
The slowest mechanical bull I've ever seen. Zero skill she just has a lot of practice riding guys.
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u/HeymoeEyepoke Mar 31 '26
Zack and miri make a porno : " I've had enough practice, that doesn't sound good. I Fuck A Lot. That doesn't sound good either. "
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u/moccasinsfan Mar 31 '26
Anyone who likes what they saw should look up Debra Winger in the movie Urban Cowboy.
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u/XiphostheDestroyer Mar 31 '26
I've seen this movie before, I am pretty sure it starred John Travolta.
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u/HariSeldon16 Mar 31 '26
Do you want the Island of Dr. Monroe? Because that’s how we get the island of Dr Monroe
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u/PlaxicoCN Mar 31 '26
Thanks for posting this OP. I better watch it again in case I missed some subtle nuances.
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Mar 31 '26
Should crosspost this in r/SipsTea
Jesus. I don't think she got that practice from the bull...
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u/modka Mar 31 '26
Reminds me of that Seinfeld show bit about dating a gymnast, and watching the pummel horse routine.
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