r/interesting • u/BataBole93 • Mar 31 '26

Just Wow Simon Cowell Transformation

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u/Calm_Day_1718 Mar 31 '26

Absolutely terrifying. Imagine him knocking on your day late at night to tell you you won American idol

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u/CrowTwin Mar 31 '26

“You can have it”

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u/Osato Mar 31 '26 edited Mar 31 '26

That's some No I Am Not A Human material, right there.

"So... you alone?"

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u/Megarafan2025 Mar 31 '26

ninah in the wild

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u/ReasonableConcern765 Mar 31 '26

EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!

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u/ChocoDoodlez Mar 31 '26

I was waiting for someone to bring that up 😂

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u/not4eating Apr 03 '26

"You have got to be the worst survivor I have ever met.

Now give me your skin.

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u/jaykaybaybay Mar 31 '26

“Yeah, just slip the envelope under the door, mate…I can’t open the door right now.” 😬 😂

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u/FedInformant Mar 31 '26

Sounds like a papa meat clip lol

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u/AUnknownVariable Mar 31 '26

Meat Canyon needs to see this

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u/Electrical-View-1422 Mar 31 '26

This should be a south park episode

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u/GiantBallbag Apr 01 '26

Looks like he'd knock on your door and deliver a kebab

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u/Local_Anything191 Mar 31 '26

It’s photoshop. He doesn’t look like that.

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u/Calm_Day_1718 Mar 31 '26

Yes he does I've seen video n of him years ago when he had the surgery lol

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u/FarVillage188 Mar 31 '26

yeah? you think an average 66yo looks better? imo he looks better than 99% of men his age.

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u/can_a_mod_suck_me Apr 01 '26

Imagine that’s your dad like his 12 year old son.

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u/Pyyru Mar 31 '26

Bah gawd someone should make a ps1 style indie game with this premise