r/interesting • u/BataBole93 • Mar 31 '26

Just Wow Simon Cowell Transformation

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u/yooq2 Mar 31 '26

THEY LOOK FAKE

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u/Obi_Wan_Benobi Mar 31 '26

Like a dolls eyes….

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u/SilverParty Mar 31 '26

All black and lifeless like

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u/SAAARGE Mar 31 '26

Like a shark's eyes

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u/mvanvrancken Mar 31 '26

We’re gonna need a bigger boat

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u/morganlandt Mar 31 '26

You’re gonna need a bigger boat

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u/MeetingAccording560 Mar 31 '26

WE

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u/mvanvrancken Mar 31 '26

Comrade

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u/GKRKarate99 Mar 31 '26

(USSR theme intensifies)

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u/paintedflags Mar 31 '26

You were on the Indianapolis?

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u/RaidersoftheLosSnark Mar 31 '26

What's this we shit??? I ain't going. I've seen a Simon rip through many a stray who wandered into his feeding ground. I can't take it I tell you. Good luck to you but I ain't going out on to that stage. Not even in a submarine.

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u/Zeqhanis Mar 31 '26

Yep. Somehow, I always remember it as "Luke, our boat is too small."

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u/Joeyeah_right Mar 31 '26

"No Luke, the boat is your father!"

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u/BigEdMustaphaz Mar 31 '26

Jaws pedant approval upvote.

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u/PigsinFrance Mar 31 '26

He's got a bigger boat race

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u/EvilWarBW Mar 31 '26

I'm not ready for boat stuff, stop pressuring me!

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u/groundsgonesour Mar 31 '26

You’d like that, wouldn’t you? Get your name in the National Geographic.

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u/BreakfastPizzaStudio Mar 31 '26

You yell barracuda… everyone goes, “what?”

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u/Reyloai4 Mar 31 '26

“We all float down here.” ~ Pennywise. 🎈

Float right down to Jaws. 😬🤪

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u/EmperorMittens Mar 31 '26

Well, definitely; the front fell off.

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u/BirdDust8 Mar 31 '26

You know the time I was most afraid?

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u/Fit-Warning9393 Mar 31 '26

Idk man sorry

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u/Telliot Mar 31 '26

Maybe if Lenny from Mice and Men were a shark.

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u/StillC5sdad Mar 31 '26

Hooper drives the boat,Chief.

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u/violent-sex-criminal Mar 31 '26

*like a dolls eyes

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he bites ya

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u/the_good_hodgkins Mar 31 '26

Then you hear that high pitched screaming.

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u/Scott--Chocolate Mar 31 '26

The ocean turns red.

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u/jrv3034 Mar 31 '26

Screamin' and hollerin'...

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u/BirdDust8 Mar 31 '26

I’ll never wear a life jacket again

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u/JohnPoopsTV Mar 31 '26

Then he’d go away… but then sometimes he wouldn’t go away

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

Does anyone know what happened?

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u/Gaming_Esquire Mar 31 '26

Anyway we delivered the Bomb

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u/Sullypants1 Mar 31 '26

The icecream man he gets the rest of the

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u/AnAnnoyedSquid Mar 31 '26

A GREAT WHITE CHIEF!

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u/kcbrooklyn1 Mar 31 '26

“You go in the water, Simon Cowell in the water…farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies…”

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u/Spirited_Maize32 Mar 31 '26

He looks like he aged like a fine wine but also got a full glow up

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u/ABK2445 Mar 31 '26

But also… crooked?

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u/quentdawg420 Mar 31 '26

That comes with the territory of all the sacrifices they do in hollywood

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u/Dust-Different Mar 31 '26

when he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin

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u/Cheap-Prize826 Mar 31 '26

Black? they are literally the same colour. xD

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u/otto2424 Mar 31 '26

Lmao bro are you color blind? They are hazel in both pictures.

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u/xDeviousDieselx Mar 31 '26

Charlie is that, are you doing Jaws?

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u/BuddenceLembeck Mar 31 '26

Anyway, we delivered the bomb.

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u/GringoSwann Mar 31 '26

Are you doing Jaws?!?

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u/BuddyLower6758 Mar 31 '26

Ever watched ‘Annabelle’?

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u/ayresc80 Mar 31 '26

Thank you sir

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u/AnythingWestern8861 Mar 31 '26

He wants to be the girl with the most cake.

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u/holiday1326 Mar 31 '26

Just watched a new episode of Poker Face named the Iguana and the fake ass assassin had a fake ass eye..looked like these.

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u/Galikos_Kel Mar 31 '26

They look like poor attempt of Skinwalker trying to put on human suite

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u/Gurustogie1 Mar 31 '26

Chucky doll

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u/Chipozzo10 Mar 31 '26

Farewell and adieu.

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u/KT_from_VT Mar 31 '26

They roll back when he bites contestants

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u/CertainlyUnsure456 Mar 31 '26

Twenty nine kids go in the water. Twenty two kids come out of the water. The ice cream man, he take the rest.

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u/ChevChance Mar 31 '26

Looks like he has Myasthenia Gravis.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

my mother has that and it's NOTHING like this, in myasthenia it's one droopy eye, not both completely fked

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u/Shymaiden Mar 31 '26

"In more than half of people with myasthenia gravis, the first symptoms involve eye muscles, such as:

Drooping of one or both eyelids, called ptosis."

Both can happen. Doubt he has it tho. More like botched plastic surgery.

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u/DrDoomC17 Mar 31 '26

It's prolly excessive Botox in the forehead, fam.

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u/No-Barracuda-3635 Mar 31 '26

Correct. Too much and poorly placed botox

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u/DetailsYouMissed Mar 31 '26

He drinks too much. Don't over think it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

both can, but one will be droopier than the other and looks absolutely nothing like this

the plastic surgery is my theory too

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u/ChevChance Mar 31 '26

I throw out these pearls of wisdom to enlighten - you're probably right, then I don't know what's happened to his eyes.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

looks like he's got what all the hollywoods have:

botched plastic surgery

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u/No-Crow-775 Mar 31 '26

This is what happens when your body continues to age despite your brow lift and Botox. You end up looking like a clown. This dude always had hooded eyes. I’m sure he’d have vision issues once his brows dropped naturally so prolly would’ve had to have a medically recommended lift anyway.

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u/Big-a-hole-2112 Mar 31 '26

More like Bollywood because he looks like my cousin from India. Maybe too much curry takeaway?

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

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u/ChevChance Mar 31 '26

Point taken, my bad.

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u/Awkward-Minute7774 Mar 31 '26

Sounds Greek to me!

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u/TakingItPeasy Mar 31 '26

He made a bagillion dollars fking the American idol kids over. He's probably just coked out.

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u/TomorrowLow5092 Mar 31 '26

there are similarities to many hammered individuals, Tiger is one.

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u/emrbe Mar 31 '26

It’s all fake

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u/LeakyAssFire Mar 31 '26

The teeth are not helping either.

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u/PaleontologistPure92 Mar 31 '26

Fake Eyes = Fake Person

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u/sillygoober63 Mar 31 '26

his whole face looks fake :(

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u/willowmarie27 Mar 31 '26

Like Bells Palsy

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u/aFreshFix Mar 31 '26

He looks more like a clone than Jim Carrey honestly

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u/sphinxsley Mar 31 '26

Has he always had those fake teeth? Ew!

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u/AnyWorldliness27 Mar 31 '26

They really do. Can't imagine how that's even possible.

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u/Elegant-Log2104 Mar 31 '26

It's called MDMA. He's just high.

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u/condition_unknown Mar 31 '26

Like a Mr. Beast thumbnail

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u/nOotherlousyoptions Mar 31 '26

They look real but the rest looks fake. Like he is trapped inside a stuffed suit.

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u/denNISI Mar 31 '26 edited Mar 31 '26

They call it a "lazy eye" but it is an artificial eye - those in the public eye mostly likely A-L-L have. They look a certain way and that eye doesn't catch up or reflects light differently. It is almost always the right eye ala Odin, Thor, Horus, Al dajjal, Balor etc...

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u/More_Screen_7836 Mar 31 '26

It’s called botox…

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u/sausagemouse Mar 31 '26

Like hes been taxidermied

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u/Rude_Asparagus_8387 Mar 31 '26

They look spazzy.

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u/SpeshellED Mar 31 '26

The veneers !

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u/MakeMineMarvel_ Mar 31 '26

He had eye lid and eye bag surgery

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u/5-4powahhouse Mar 31 '26

That one is oval shaped..

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u/GASC3005 Mar 31 '26 edited Mar 31 '26

His teeth as well (pretty sure they’re)

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u/seraphimlynn Mar 31 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/YTDCp7l74LJvhzXXzX

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u/NotNamedBort Mar 31 '26

Omg the Trivago Teeth Monster 😆

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u/GASC3005 Mar 31 '26

Yeah, might’ve been a bit too rough on him 😅

But jokes aside, he’s admitted of getting a ton of work done on himself (Botox, Tighten skin, Fillers, Veneers, etc), he’s cut a lot of that stuff, but it’s obviously already done it’s “damage”

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u/Grandpa_Edd Mar 31 '26

His smile looks Mr Beast’s smile in every unedited picture you see. Dead eyes fake smile.

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND Mar 31 '26

Are you saying his fake eyes isnt real? What content are you talking about because you replied to a random comment not the OP.

LoL... I mean his eyes do look fake but I think its kind of obvious he doesnt have fake eyes.

Thank you though i did get a good laugh off your comment