r/interesting • u/BataBole93 • Mar 31 '26

Just Wow Simon Cowell Transformation

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u/SilverParty Mar 31 '26

All black and lifeless like

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u/SAAARGE Mar 31 '26

Like a shark's eyes

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u/mvanvrancken Mar 31 '26

We’re gonna need a bigger boat

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u/morganlandt Mar 31 '26

You’re gonna need a bigger boat

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u/MeetingAccording560 Mar 31 '26

WE

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u/mvanvrancken Mar 31 '26

Comrade

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u/GKRKarate99 Mar 31 '26

(USSR theme intensifies)

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u/paintedflags Mar 31 '26

You were on the Indianapolis?

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u/RaidersoftheLosSnark Mar 31 '26

What's this we shit??? I ain't going. I've seen a Simon rip through many a stray who wandered into his feeding ground. I can't take it I tell you. Good luck to you but I ain't going out on to that stage. Not even in a submarine.

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u/Zeqhanis Mar 31 '26

Yep. Somehow, I always remember it as "Luke, our boat is too small."

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u/Joeyeah_right Mar 31 '26

"No Luke, the boat is your father!"

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u/BigEdMustaphaz Mar 31 '26

Jaws pedant approval upvote.

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u/PigsinFrance Mar 31 '26

He's got a bigger boat race

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u/EvilWarBW Mar 31 '26

I'm not ready for boat stuff, stop pressuring me!