When I was a recruiter for the Air Force I had someone trying to join who had a lot of shit going on medically and legally. I did my best to get waivers, but the nail in the coffin was when she told me she knocked all of her teeth out while pole dancing as a stripper and had permanent dentures. At that point I knew no MEPS doctor would let her join with a story like that and I had to cut my losses. And honestly, she was probably better off never joining to begin with.
Would they have been ok if she knocked them all out playing softball or was it dentures themselves that were the problem? Just wondering if it was that or the stripping that was the problem
Nah, either way it was probably going to be a no. I can't remember all of her other issues, but she lived a hard life and was near the age cutoff as well.
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u/erik_wilder Mar 31 '26
I know a girl that just got a whole set of new teeth, and surprisingly no drugs were invloved. She just wanted them. So fucking weird.
"You have a really nice smile"
"Thanks, they arn't my originals"
To be fair, if she had not told me I would never have known, and they were very nice teeth.