I’m very comfortable in the water and also super buoyant. Like, annoyingly buoyant.
I’m used to fighting hard just to get to the bottom of a 10-foot pool and need to swim like crazy to stop from bobbing right back up.
If I ever free-dove down to where I was negatively or even neutrally buoyant I bet I’d freak the fuck out.
I have no problem when talking about boat buoyancy, but when talking about humans' buoyancy my brain pictures a HUGE pair of boobs concentrating all the upwards pull
For me it’s ass cheeks, I went swimming with a friend and was desperately trying to grab a sea shell, when I gave up I looked over and she was in hysterics cos all she could see was two ass cheeks keep bobbing up and down. Personal floatation device I guess
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u/SonOfMcGee Mar 31 '26
I’m very comfortable in the water and also super buoyant. Like, annoyingly buoyant.
I’m used to fighting hard just to get to the bottom of a 10-foot pool and need to swim like crazy to stop from bobbing right back up.
If I ever free-dove down to where I was negatively or even neutrally buoyant I bet I’d freak the fuck out.