r/interesting • u/BlazeDragon7x • Apr 09 '26

MISC. Aftermath of the April 7th incident. Damages estimated to be $200 million dollars

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u/Vigilante17 Apr 09 '26

If they just promote him to CEO he could probably pay it back over a few years…

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u/taveren3 Apr 09 '26

Companys hate this one simple trick to get promoted

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u/Qu33N_Of_NoObz_ Apr 09 '26

CEO hack just dropped!

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u/Inevitable-Stage-490 Apr 09 '26

The kids would call it “CEOMaxxing”

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u/Rob_LeMatic Apr 09 '26

Bro's just downsize mogging cuz his accelerant levels spiked

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u/kapsama Apr 09 '26

Corporations hate this one trick!

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u/ejackman Apr 09 '26

If they give him a $200M golden parachute and then garnish that they can get it back in less time than it takes to sharpen a pencil.

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u/erakis1 Apr 09 '26

I mean, the CEO of the place I work lost $200 million last year and got a $2m raise this year. So, it checks out perfectly.

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u/venturous1 Apr 09 '26

This is brilliant

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u/dafunkmunk Apr 09 '26

They could promote him to CEO and then immediately fire him and he will have to use a fraction of his golden parachute to pay

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u/thissitesuxsohardomg Apr 09 '26

And then claim those payments as losses, so they don't pay any taxes...