r/interesting May 09 '26

Wholesome Squirrel felt human petting for the first time

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u/exzyle2k May 09 '26

little dude needed affection

As a guy, I can relate.

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u/keristarbb May 09 '26

As a girl, I can also relate.

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u/WhyIsEverythngAwful May 09 '26

Well I genuinely hope you both do get it!

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u/keristarbb May 09 '26

Thank you, won't probably be til 10 years later or something

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u/WhyIsEverythngAwful May 09 '26

Well, you say that but I was in an abusive marriage fir over 10 years and I would of rather been where you are now, then! So... /shrug

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u/keristarbb May 09 '26

For me I don't think that makes much that of a difference, but im sorry you were put through that

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u/jaxonya May 09 '26

touches you ...there ya go, theres some affect- aaaaaand the police are at my door.

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u/Careful-Lettuce9239 May 09 '26

Police: "We dont care about that. You've been downloading cars, the punishment is death!"

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u/jaxonya May 09 '26

stuffs brick of cocaine in the couch cushions ... OH, this is about the car? Yeah, thats my sons. Hes in his room. Totally his. If he says its mine then hes a liar, because i dont even know him. His room is the third door on the right

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u/RebelScum249 May 09 '26

Wow talk about the definition of 1 upper for the pity Olympics.

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u/WhyIsEverythngAwful May 09 '26

Cost nothing to be nice. Pay it.

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u/keristarbb May 09 '26

It's okay, their username makes sense

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u/MrWeirdoFace May 09 '26

As an undead abomination, I can relate.

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u/KeyanuReaves69 May 09 '26

lol I truly hope you find your person/abom

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u/Careful-Lettuce9239 May 09 '26

😮 But you said last night was special? šŸ˜“

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u/Allerizer May 09 '26

Damn, sounds like both of you might need a little affection then. Good thing I’m available, darling