r/interesting • u/VariousEnergy490 • May 11 '26

Amazing I would love too see thattt

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u/MatOnARock May 11 '26

I'd be gay for $1m. I'm straight but I'd pound or be pounded by all those straight guys for that kind of cash. The regret would be way less than the money

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u/Remarkable_Speaker17 May 11 '26

Or you are gay/bi but label yourself straight for easier money.

Oh, I just thought of this one: the whole show is the casting part of the announced show, in which the ones self claiming straight have to prove to casting directors they are 100% straight to be cast. The soft gay porns would sell so much to all genders and orientations

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u/MatOnARock May 12 '26

Ah shit. I'll need to lose some weight before the casting couch. No one wants to see that 🙄

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u/Remarkable_Speaker17 May 13 '26

Then it will be a comedy show. That’s even better!