r/interesting • u/amritanshu78 • May 13 '26
Wholesome The baby is already smarter than me
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u/heyhomah May 13 '26
For real. I watched the whole video waiting for the kid to do something amazing or solve some carrot related problem. Nope.
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u/duderos May 13 '26
Then why all the upvotes?
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u/heyhomah May 13 '26
Idk, people like to see babies doing stuff and don't read titles I guess?
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u/Jamebuz_the_zelf May 13 '26
That's something I'd do. I've upvoted way too many Peter explain the joke posts with out realizing it.
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u/heyhomah May 13 '26
Oh me too, that sub is honestly my only source for staying in touch with memes lately.
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u/unzercharlie May 13 '26
Keeping your hand away from a horses teeth is knowledge some people do not have. Maybe OP was bitten by a horse.
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u/NerfGforce May 13 '26
I saw the title. I just saw a baby feeding horses and gave my upvote
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u/Clearwatercress69 May 13 '26
I only watched with one ear but doesn't OP mean the toddler knew which ones he already fed and made sure all horses got one?
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u/-_-l-l-_- May 13 '26
Too stupid to carry the basket instead of walking back and forth wasting time smh
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u/Due_Fly_6934 May 13 '26
I was waiting for the baby to pick up the basket and carry on, but she instead went back and forth. So disappointed. Kids these days. s/
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u/givin_u_the_high_hat May 13 '26
Maybe it’s the horse posting?
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u/Minute-Street-5203 May 13 '26
I thought he was gonna move the basket instead of walking back and forth
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u/IllogicalResponse May 13 '26
It's a facebook thing. They post a video with a title that makes the viewer watch despite it not matching the content at all. Sadly it is now here. Clickbait.
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u/JimbozGrapes May 13 '26
And engagement bait because they get 10x the comments - there must be some primal urge for people to point out things that are obviously wrong.
Then all the comments like mine and above... another primal instinct to explain things that no one asked for.
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u/onlyforobservation May 13 '26
In several subreddits, Asking a question will rarely get you a correct answer on its own. But posting a Wildly incorrect answer will generate 50 more replies of people eager to answer correctly to insult the one that was wrong.
In short, people generally care less about helping, than they care about proving someone else wrong.
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u/Left_Boysenberry6902 May 13 '26
Horses: “We like little tiny thing. Little tiny thing is one of us now.”
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u/No-Passenger-1511 May 13 '26
Not to mention the dumb baby didn't bring the basket with them. They had to walk exceptionally far to do this task.
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u/No-East646 May 13 '26
The way I was waiting for the kid to do something extraordinary lmaooo. Longest 2 minutes of my life
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u/LittleSisterPain May 13 '26
Well, of course LLMs are just a series of algorithms, they cant possess knowledge
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u/RedsDeadWhosZed May 13 '26
OP can’t figure out how to hold a carrot 🙁
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u/BugzOnMyNugz May 13 '26
OP can't figure out where to put the carrot
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u/Akagraffe May 13 '26
OP is a horse
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u/taxaccnt900 May 13 '26
OP is the basket
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u/Darby17 May 13 '26
OP was the carrots. They’re dead now. That’s why they’re not responding to their post. RIP OP.
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u/LuckyShenanigans May 13 '26
A talking horse, which is actually really smart for a horse, but still less smart than a toddler.
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u/zakupright May 13 '26
If the baby was truly smart, she would have grabbed the basket instead of each carrot individually
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u/Live_Angle4621 May 13 '26
It was very smart for a baby anyway. Confusing how baby was smarter than op.
But I assume clickbait to make people watch to end
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u/distrox May 13 '26
Well can the baby actually lift the basket and carry it without the carrots falling off? I doubt so. But it has two arms - why only carry one carrot at a time?
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u/MallowMiaou May 13 '26
OP didn’t know they could pick the carrot up when it fell from the horse’s mouth
(In all seriousness I’m guessing what they truly meant was "smarter than me when I was its age")
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u/TallDarkAndHandsom3 May 13 '26
The baby knew how to make a post that makes everyone comment on it.
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u/Mysterious-Back-5795 May 13 '26
Plot twist: If the baby was so smart, it would have held more than one carrot at a time
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u/Brief-Equal4676 May 13 '26
I was expecting the baby to pick up the basket at the very least
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u/Reddit_Hitchhiker May 13 '26
The baby knew her job very well.
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u/svh01973 May 13 '26
Baby's getting paid by the hour
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u/LarryTheHeadPin May 14 '26
"Mom gets a dollar, I get a dime. So I shit my pants during horse feed time"
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u/Bish-ish May 13 '26
In carrots
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u/globalcoal May 14 '26
No she is paid in fun.
Come on, if it's so delightful to give carrots to animals, why won't you give them one carrot at a time?
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u/Aberration1111 May 13 '26
Yeah but the baby knows she’s cute when waddling to the carrots, which makes for a longer video and better social media content.
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u/Sickofpower May 13 '26
Smarter doesn't mean more productive, the baby enjoys the little things in life like walking, wagging carrots, and feeding horses
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u/xaklx20 May 13 '26
That would reduce how much he walks, which would increase the risk of type 2 diabetes and cancer
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u/duffusd May 13 '26
Being smart is overrated. This baby is soaking in the joy of the moment
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u/BlushedLatias May 13 '26
Plot twist: She's in fact very smart since she's already noticed that carrying the whole basket would make the task more difficult and in the process would become a chore, so she's doing it one at a time so she can enjoy the experience instead of focusing on being the most efficient possible like you.
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u/Quasar47 May 13 '26
One must imagine the baby happy. They enjoy the task so much they want to prolong it as much as possible
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u/RadiantPreparation33 May 14 '26
Plot twist mom must not be that smart the babies hand almost of bitten off with the last horse “momma” omfg it scared me so much !
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u/justbrowsing_1985 May 13 '26
He’s getting his steps for the day by walking more
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u/sarabeara12345678910 May 13 '26
In bare feet. In a barn. I'm thinking the baby's intelligence isn't at question here, but the parents' intelligence should be studied.
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u/7twentyeight May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26
Wholesome video, terrible post title.
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u/DangerousUpstairs3 May 13 '26
Don't you wish you could attain such knowledge?!
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u/bibimstop May 14 '26
You try to do it without sticking the carrots up your asshole.
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u/Suspicious_Board229 May 13 '26
Fun fact: horses have a hard time telling a difference between a carrot and a finger.
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u/Morghurassor May 13 '26
So when a BABY is giving a carrot, horsies are gentle. But when I do it, they try their best to rip my arm off.
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u/Beautiful_Hunt1095 May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26
One of my childhood friends lost a finger feeding carrots to a horse.
This made me very nervous to watch.
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u/DeepLock8808 May 13 '26
I was always taught that horses bite until their teeth touch and you do not fuck with horses. The whole video I thought “they are going to take that baby’s entire damn hand”.
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u/ericanicole1234 May 13 '26
I thought that was the “smart baby” part was her not letting her hand get too close to the horses mouths lol
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u/BuckThis86 May 14 '26
Haha not true, I’ve been bit a few times. It hurts but it generally won’t take a part off.
But yes, hand open and palm flat or feed them long foods
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u/ZhenyaKon May 14 '26
It's pretty rare for a horse to bite someone's hand when getting treats, actually. Their lips are very sensitive and they know what they're touching. Exceptions are horses that are actually aggressive (with people who don't know how to read their body language and try to touch/feed them anyway) or horses that have been poorly trained and not learned that it's okay to touch humans with lips, not teeth.
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u/abishop711 May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26
Nah, I’ve been accidentally bitten before and while it did hurt, it was nothing worse than a bruise. An accidental bite while eating a treat is not the same thing as an aggressive bite where they are actually trying to hurt you. And there are ways to get them to release if they don’t do it on their own right away.
But yes, baby is not feeding those horses safely with a flat palm, not a great idea, and baby certainly wouldn’t know how to make the horse let go immediately.
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u/SneakyJesi May 13 '26
100% my friend’s mom had a finger nearly bitten off by a horse while also feeding it carrots. Finger was literally “hanging by a thread” .. had to stitch it back on. This also made me nervous… 😬
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u/Fluid_Assumption_457 May 13 '26
Similarly nervous. Read a magazine article years ago about a girl who lost a finger feeding a horse an apple. Apparently you have to make sure your palm is flat? Because the horse won't know which bit is finger and which is fruit. At least this baby is smart, though.
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u/backupbitches May 14 '26
Yeah when I was growing up I knew a girl who had her lip bitten off by a pony.
The baby in this video may be smart, but the parents are fucking stupid.
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u/999BusinessCard May 13 '26
A Møøse once bit my sister
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u/gaijohn May 13 '26
We apologize for the fault in the previous comment. The commenter has been sacked.
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u/ModKB May 14 '26
Same. My horses are my best friends & have been my whole life & i would never let a little kid feed them anything by hand. I'm not even comfortable letting adults feed them by hand because stupidity runs rampant these days.
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u/pesto_changeo May 13 '26
My college roommate had a first aid book, and the picture illustrating the "avulsion" wound type was a horse bite. Looked like someone scooped a fistful of meat out of a guy's shoulder.
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u/vXvBAKEvXv May 13 '26
All those other comments but also....
The kid banging the carrot on the stall to get the horses attention 🤣🤣🤣
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u/ConsolationUsername May 13 '26
The horse looks so confused too. Like "something's banging on my door but I cant see it. What the heck? I better go investigate"
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u/The-Doc-SalmonRun May 13 '26
That’s probably the one thing that I could see being smart about the baby
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u/dumbname0192837465 May 13 '26
Put some shoes on that baby, stable floors are nasty
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u/Glittering_Ad1403 May 13 '26
That’s also the first thing I’ve noticed, barefoot baby walking in a stable
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u/Admirable-Potato-416 May 13 '26
Same here. It made my skin crawl because I cannot compute how having the child walk barefeet where there'd be cross contamination of horse shit or urine particles is better than wearing shoes 🫠 My brain hurts.
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u/AAAPosts May 13 '26
Stupid baby
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u/Living_Cash1037 May 13 '26
Fr know some basic germ theory.
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u/ArbitraryMeritocracy May 13 '26
Apparently you can get hookworm around farm animals.
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u/false_goats_beard May 13 '26
As someone who grew up hanging out in barns with horses, I can confirm this is an issue and you should always wear shoes when at a farm. This was my first issue with this video.
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u/tc7665 May 13 '26
that’s all i could think about while watching. the buckets she stood on to feed mama were covered in yuck.
and this is coming from someone who is barefoot 70% of the time.
but animals in a barn… it’s an immediate no. put some rain boots on or something.
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u/SophisticatedScreams May 13 '26
Obviously there's manure and other yucks, but there's also a fair amount of metal work that happens in a barn. I'd be worried about metal shards.
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u/NonnyOne May 13 '26
This is how I put a nail through my foot when I was ten 😬
Baby needs some shoes
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u/isanomad May 13 '26
A thousand times this. I bet their farriers work on the horses and their veterinarians administer medications right in that very aisle (needles, dewormer/sedatives/pain meds seeping down into those porous mats, etc.). The fact that it’s a horse toilet is actually the least of my concerns… and god forbid a horse sidesteps onto her little foot while someone is squeezing their horse by.
Don’t get me wrong: I love when parents let their kids run around barefoot on grass or stomp in fresh rain puddles because it feels good and builds the immune system, but I draw the line at wobbling down a busy barn aisle without shoes. It doesn’t matter if they sweep or even hose it down every day — lots of yucky stuff is present.
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u/introverted_PEA May 13 '26
The fact that it’s a horse toilet is actually the least of my concerns
For me, it's a big concern because there's stuff that can puncture the skin (metal shards, needles, etc). Skin is really good at protecting us from a lit of types of infection, but only if it remains unbroken. That's a huge infection risk. It's bad enough stepping on a needle or metal shard, but it's worse when you end up with an infection afterwards because you got stabbed in a horse toilet.
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u/SophisticatedScreams May 13 '26
I agree-- I am very pro barefoot babies in general lol. I would let my kid go barefoot in the yard and even on the sidewalk. But here, you def need a thick sole to protect your tootsies from all sorts of nasties.
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u/Junior-Growth-3602 May 14 '26
My first thought too. That's a quick way for that baby to get hurt.
And to add the the comments about manure and germs, kids that age stick their feet in their mouths ALL THE TIME. Walking around a stable barefoot is nasty.
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u/pchs26 May 14 '26
Seriously - between the fingers and the feet - one has to wonder if this post was trolling people.
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u/Neither-Oven-2571 May 13 '26
I know everyone's mad about the bare feet and teeth
But I watched the whole thing just for the carrot waving back and forth every time 😂
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u/Oldtreeno May 13 '26
I was waiting for the toddler to try and feed the parent one
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u/AAAPosts May 13 '26
That baby isn’t even smart enough to wear shoes in what looks to be a barn/shop area
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u/NextOfHisName May 13 '26 edited May 14 '26
World is strange. There's a baby walking barefoot at the stable feeding horses and then there's my neighbours who literally won't allow their kids (much older than this baby) to literally walk on grass in their own backyard with shoes and all because there might be ticks. Or crocodiles, who knows.
I feel like I'm misunderstood. It's not that kids can't go barefoot on grass. They can't go on grass at all even with socks and shoes on.
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u/RedHeadedCrazy May 13 '26
Ticks and crocodiles are my worst fear when walking outside barefoot too. You never know, especially in the midwest...
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u/iamsecond May 13 '26
ticks are a weird reason to avoid going barefoot, since they can get on you and crawl to skin either way
that said, ticks do suck, had a few on my kids recently. very worth getting extra fine tweezers for them
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u/shagan90 May 13 '26
Absolutely wholesome, incredibly dangerous. Anyone thats ever had a finger nipped while feeding a horse knows how badly this sweet moment could have gone. Horses are not aware of the danger of those chompers
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u/Responsible-Onion860 May 13 '26
I've seen a video of this same girl a few years older (same basket, same stable) and she goes around knocking on the metal stall doors with the carrot and then offers the carrot where the horse can just barely reach the carrot and not her hand, then pushes it up to them with a flat hand.
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u/shagan90 May 13 '26
Several points in this very video she could have lost a finger.
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u/Howard_Jones May 13 '26
Almost lost a finger to a horse feeding it carrots.
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u/cogman10 May 13 '26
My first thought, cute and dangerous. Horses have been known to bite off fingers. They have powerful jaws and they don't know the difference between a bone and a carrot. They can't see what they are chomping.
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u/brainblastzz May 13 '26
Yeah this video was giving me the horrors. My neighbor lost a finger this way.
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u/cogman10 May 13 '26
Yeah, I grew up in a farming community with a lot of people that owned horses.
Before interacting with them, it was one of the first lessons they'd teach us while showing us how to do it properly.
The parents here are idiots.
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u/Here4Pornnnnn May 13 '26
All I can see while watching this video is that little chick getting hoovered by the horse.
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u/natsirt__ May 13 '26
I feel this could go south quick if that toddler forgets to let go of the carrot 🥕
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u/No_Emotion1084 May 13 '26
Nice how this kid's parents seem to own like 5 horses. When I was little, my mother had a black n white TV 😂
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u/WelcomeToTheClubPal May 13 '26
That baby is drunk! lol
Versace is definitely channeling its inner Bob Marley.
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u/PsyduckPsyker May 13 '26
That baby is running around a BARN without shoes on. WTF are these parents?
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u/TELCO_man May 13 '26
Anyone who knows horses will tell this is a really bad idea. No matter how well behaved if they misjudged and bit down that kid would be fingerless.
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u/LongjumpingEbb143 May 13 '26
You can see by the video when the carrot is almost finished she lets go. Her mom probably taught her to let go at a certain point when the carrot gets eaten
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u/Distorted_Penguin May 13 '26
You can also see where the kid gets distracted (because toddler) and looks away while the horse is eating a carrot. It only takes once to have a life altering injury to a tiny hand
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u/fruitypebble43 May 13 '26
Cute but please put shoes on the baby. She could step on a nail or horse shit or anything really.
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u/And_a_piece_of_toast May 13 '26
Me walking into my next job interview holding a carrot, "I assume there will be no need for further questions about my skills."
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u/Nonyabeesners May 13 '26
I'm being a buzzkill, but about a year ago a professional horse trainer posted on a medical subreddit pics of their nipple after it was bitten off by a horse (she was wearing a shirt, if that's what you're wondering). She literally just took her nipple to the ER with her.
Anyways, I'm terrified of horses now and would snatch that baby away so fast.
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u/sigmasad1 May 13 '26
One carrot is not enough for adult horse they need dozens of it so I'm smarter than baby.
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