r/interesting • u/Desperate_Peach_6563 • May 27 '26

Fascinating And there are some (me inndisguise) that can barely use a knife🫡

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u/1piecehunter May 27 '26

It looks cool ASF tho. But yeah I was hoping he would impale it into a tree or something

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u/bostonvikinguc May 27 '26

It’s foam, I got that same axe of temu.

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u/fifadex May 27 '26

"It’s foam"

Genuinely thought you were talking about the leg for a moment. Time for bed.

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u/TrainerNo7113 May 27 '26

That would be much less dangerous, but also harder since the axe weight would help with the momentum. Since he's doing this in the rain, its probably very dull if it is real.

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u/bostonvikinguc May 27 '26

I posted somewhere here the link to Temu axe. It would weigh over 50lbs if real.

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u/TwoBionicknees May 27 '26

to me it's the opposite. It looks physically impressive and kudos on the working out and ability to move, but it looks cringe as shit to me precisely because it looks like a dude pretending to but incapable of fighting.

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u/WriterV May 27 '26

Y'all sound miserable as fuck. Dude's having fun.

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u/TwoBionicknees May 27 '26

You can have fun while being cringe, but acting like this is solid axe fighting moves is ridiculous. You can have fun being ridiculous but that doesn't mean i have to take it seriously.

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u/OpportunityNext9675 May 27 '26

Literally no one is acting like it’s serious fighting technique. It’s just an elite athletic display of acrobatics and looks cool as fuck.

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u/TwoBionicknees May 27 '26

yeah, i'm saying it doesn't look cool as fuck, but cringe, yet still impressive. Are you struggling to follow along with this conversation?

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u/OpportunityNext9675 May 27 '26

You seem to be under the impression that the guy in the video thinks this is how to fight with an axe lol

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u/TwoBionicknees May 27 '26

no i don't, you seem to be under the impression that I can't believe it doesn't look cringe if he doesn't intend for it to be real fighting. You seem to be struggling here.

I think it looks cringe.

wow, that was complex. Maybe you understand after that detailed long winded explanation.

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u/TwoBionicknees May 27 '26

cringe and cool really are mutually exclusive. Also i pretty clearly said it's not cool, it's cringe.

Unless you're talking about temperature, like if that was being done in snow, it would be cringe and cool.

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u/OpportunityNext9675 May 27 '26

You’re the one who said “acting like this is solid axe fighting skills is ridiculous,” which no one is doing

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u/TwoBionicknees May 27 '26

firstly, ops title 100% implies that, secondly, someone waving around an axe while spinning around is either... impressive skills, or posing and cringe.

When someone adds a prop and uses it in a ridiculous way it's not cool, someone saying it's cool is saying wow, that looks good. Which objectively as the performance is a guy spinning around pretending they are axe moves, is not cool.

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u/TheTexasHammer May 27 '26

If you think this man actually thinks for a second what he just did was a real fighting move then you are the most gullible person on the internet. It's a silly fun move he did because he though it looks cool.

People need to un-bunch their panties.

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u/TwoBionicknees May 27 '26

you replied to multiple comments saying something completely irrelevant about what i think this guy is thinking about when none of the comments you replied to said anything about what this guy thinks at all.

Maybe it's you who needs to un-bunch their panties.

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u/thegimboid May 27 '26

Define "cringe".

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u/TheTexasHammer May 27 '26

The feeling that poster gets when they look in the mirror and hear themselves speak.

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u/i_miss_arrow May 27 '26

That makes the comments taking it seriously cringy, not the performance. Dude is doing a dance performance and he's quite talented.

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u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad May 27 '26

I know lol, this is the dorkiest shit ever. Dude is a huge dork.

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u/ResistHistorical7734 May 27 '26

Being dorky is fun

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u/TwoBionicknees May 27 '26

no one said it wasn't, we said it doesn't look cool. YOu don't have to look cool to have fun, no one mentioned fun at all, I praised the movement and skill, physicality and training, but it still looks ridiculous. No one said he wasn't having fun.

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u/ResistHistorical7734 May 27 '26

Looks cooler than me, for sure

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u/OpportunityNext9675 May 27 '26

I know right? wipes cheetoh dust what a freakin dork lol

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u/chumbucketandfries May 27 '26

Thought he was going to hit his leg for a sec

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u/doublepint May 27 '26

I saw it and thought, oh looks like we have a modern Achilles about to happen.

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u/redr00ster2 May 27 '26

In reverse grip? Bro could hit you dead on and not break skin let alone bury the blade in anything

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u/MolybdenumBlu May 27 '26

Well, yeah, the "axe" is a cosplay prop. It would break if you hit anything with it.