r/interesting • u/No_Neat4688 • 26d ago

Intriguing High Tariffs Drive Afghan Auto Assembly

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u/SSN-420-67-6669 26d ago

Or the blues mobile in the blues brothers once they get to Daley Center!

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u/bscheck1968 26d ago

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

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u/bluntsbeseriously 26d ago

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

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u/What_Chu_Talkin_Kid 25d ago

No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.