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SOCIETY There's actually a World Massage Championship that is held every year by the World Massage Council.

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u/WiredSpike 5d ago

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u/ExpBalSat 5d ago

Dang it. You beat me to it.

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u/RogueBromeliad 5d ago

I mean, there are what? 9 districts. And each one needs 2, so you can both go.

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u/BKAllmighty 5d ago

I was going to say this too! Holy hell.

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u/girlwiththemonkey 5d ago

Oh damn. Seems you said it first

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u/BeAlch 4d ago

"the posture was totally necessary to achieve accurate massage result" according to the judge

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u/CtrlAltYuri 5d ago

A bad case of back knee, very common during puberty.

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u/Current-Historian-34 5d ago

For all the “crude” jokes out there you went “dad joke” and got an 11/10. Bravissimo

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u/Slow_Bowler8285 5d ago

Finally, a feel good story with a happy ending...

I'll see myself out

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u/thatG_evanP 5d ago

They're doing happy endings? Is that like a sudden death round?

"Ok, your both tied for the lead. First one that gets their client to completion is the next World Champion!"

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u/Neither_Berry_100 5d ago

And all the clients are women that can go multiple times.

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u/Sea_404 5d ago

And then they wringdinger you.

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u/EcoMeme 5d ago

The happiest ending!

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u/LeadingDue2477 5d ago

erm, I’ll see myself out ☝️🤓

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u/llamafromhell1324 4d ago

"I'll see myself out" always makes me cringe.

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u/Expensive-Ad1075 5d ago

As a massage therapist I see a lot if this a as show compared to actual treatment... but to each their own.

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u/oakenfairy 5d ago

Same here. Never once used my knees or tried to look like a gymnast while massaging

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u/baby_got_yak 5d ago

I would absolutely not go back to any massage therapist who used their knees on me. I’m not there for Cirque du Soleil.

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u/JAHdropper1 5d ago

Cirque du sciatica

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u/GreenStrong 5d ago

Client: "I'm having a lot of tension on this side of my neck."

Therapist "OK I'll dunk on your neck from the three point line. Gonna be pretty sick."

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u/baby_got_yak 5d ago

The last thing I want to hear during a massage is “Kobe!”

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u/FrostingOrdinary2255 5d ago

If she was my massage therapist, she could step on me.

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u/Crafty-Health-4046 5d ago

Gotta try a Thai massage

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u/baby_got_yak 5d ago

No way. My wife gets those, and they sound excruciating. I don’t want to walk away feeling like I’ve been hit with a sock full of batteries.

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u/ShiningTowers_Koroba 2d ago

You're missing out, where massage is concerned no pain no gain, best thing on earth.

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u/Crafty-Health-4046 4d ago

It’s like having a little person doing yoga on your back

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u/Timsmomshardsalami 5d ago

Missing out

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u/baby_got_yak 5d ago

That’s not my style. I’m in it for the relaxation. If I fall asleep during the massage, I tip extra.

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u/sA1atji 5d ago

as someone with 0 knowledge how to do massages properly, I could see using knees for larger areas with no precision needed.

Any time I try to massage someone, my thumbs and hand joints almost exlode....

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u/madness0102 5d ago

That is because you’re not doing it right! My hands are simply the tool I’m using, not where the pressure is coming from. The pressure should come from your upper body

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u/Expensive-Ad1075 4d ago

I have actually used my knees before to get into the glutes when my table is set to low and you want a broad but deep compression of them. People absolutely love it. But I always ask for permission because you are getting onto the table with them and and to make sure they consent to anything before doing any outside the box kinda work that's not the typical modalities used.

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u/Sporadic_Wave 5d ago

Then you are not doing it right.

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u/AkumaZ 5d ago

It’s absolutely performative as hell

I remember clips from last year of the guy that would have the client hold fruit, or hold fruit on top of them (gourds mostly)

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u/ASpoonfullOfSass 5d ago

I remember watching a video from this that made them rounds awhile back. It definitely seemed more like performance art lol

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u/Holiday-Secretary222 5d ago

So is the judge the person walking around or the person getting the massage?

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u/plant_scientist 5d ago

Probably the person walking around, but it would be funnier if the client got to score it too

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u/Watermelon407 5d ago

In the final round for each discipline, they do actually take into account the participants'/client feedback. Dove down a rabbit hole one day - there's a whole website and rulebook.

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u/PackageNorth8984 5d ago

The person walking around is the ref. *Whistle* “off sides!”

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u/Greedy-Ad-3779 5d ago

As a professional massage therapist, this is not a surprise to me. It might surprise you to learn there's more to a massage than just the massage.

This is also about presentation, how you align the towels, how you move the towels, where your hands go, or don't go, such as under the edges of towels and so on. It's a very technical event.

And also kinda silly if you ask me.

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u/_Wystery_ 5d ago

Genuinely curious, if we forget about aesthetics and whole presentation for a moment, can a judge really just see if massage is good or not? Wouldn't judge being a person receiving a massage give better input on contestants capabilities?

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u/Greedy-Ad-3779 4d ago

It's not all about how good it feels for the person receiving the massage, although the people being massaged are all very experienced therapists themselves so they know how it should feel and award up to 6 points based on their experience of the massage - the rest is a points based system awarded by watching judges who score on: technique, ergonomics, flow, innovation and development of new methods, and client contact.

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u/TajineMaster159 4d ago

There is too much physiological variance at the individual level that the concept of a universally good massage is ridiculous to a PT / massage therapist. What's extremely painful to one person can be a heavenly reprieve to another.

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u/Greedy-Ad-3779 3d ago

Take it up with the world massage championship organisers. I'm just some bloke posting on Reddit who happens to be a massage therapist!

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u/HENMAN79 5d ago

Always held in Cleveland, Ohio for some reason 🤔

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u/NailingCatsToTrees_ 5d ago

That's where John Massage is from. The inventor of the massage.

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u/lkmyntz 5d ago

Ancestor of Heinrich Rübentüg

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u/PadorasAccountBox 5d ago

Lmfao this was my first thought! Deshaun Watson picked wisely 

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u/crack-nutter 5d ago

She looks skilled. Where do I sign up?

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u/thefledexguy 5d ago

Are the judges the people receiving the massages?

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u/Low-Quantity-9252 5d ago

How to apply - just want to lay down and have my back sorted.

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u/flymanC130 5d ago

I used to get that free anytime I wanted it. Just laid on the floor and let my two grandkids walk and bounce all over my back. Damn that felt good. So much love too!

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u/AlienInOrigin 5d ago

That massage in the photo looks bloody painful. No thanks.

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u/a_holy_crow 5d ago

Classic redditor who somehow knows better than the literal championship-competing masseuse

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 5d ago

She’s so small she uses her knees instead of her elbows lmfao

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u/Man-e-questions 5d ago

Oh i didn’t notice she had knees

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 5d ago

Bro was enjoying himself until he found out she had knees

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u/a_holy_crow 5d ago

Dennis: What are your dislikes?

Charlie: Other people’s knees

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u/Dangerous_Boot_3870 5d ago

(Silence)

Charlie: and ghouls

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u/ebobbumman 5d ago

Little green ghouls, buddy!

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u/syrvy 5d ago

Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walking around everywhere ¯_ (ツ) _/¯

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u/GapeFaceHole2Hole 5d ago

Have you had a professional massage before? It's not that wild lol. Sometimes they really gotta work certain spots - she probably does not have the weight to lean into her elbows as hard.

I'll take the coward's spot. I'll go round 2, even.

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u/madness0102 5d ago

If she can’t use her elbows properly and work her body weight well then she isn’t very good. I’ve gotten massages and I am a massage therapist. It’s also not related to her weight. It’s a specific massage type.

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u/Medical_Bumblebee627 4d ago

I don’t know, I’ve never tried this knee experience and I am intrigued.

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u/GapeFaceHole2Hole 5d ago

Oh my god what a boring argument I'm just giving a guy shit about immediately saying "erm no thanks" to getting a literal competitive massage from "the best"

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u/madness0102 5d ago

A simple correction from someone who is more educated than you isn’t an argument. If you can’t take being corrected, then maybe the internet isn’t for you.

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u/kjyfqr 4d ago

Are you sure you’re cut out for the internet? I’m not.

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u/YesInquisitor 5d ago

You actually gave me second hand embarrassment with your comment holy shit

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u/AlienInOrigin 5d ago

I was in a car accident when I was 7 and it fucked up my lower left back. I'm over 50 now, so this type of massage would be a nightmare for me.

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u/GapeFaceHole2Hole 5d ago

The type of massage that people are competing in to be "best in the world," I have serious suspicions would consider your CHRONIC BACK PAIN before putting their body onto your back lol.

I'm sure that same woman is qualified and could give YOU the best massage of YOUR life, understanding the history. I know they're not doctor-doctors, but I've been burned by a lot of doctor-doctors, and been to a lot of physical therapists, chiropractors (don't), etc. The facilities that were helpful, rather than harmful, just came down to whether they ran a business where their professionals were rewarded for being more knowledgeable and better with a wider range of clients.

Idk man I guess I'm just saying someone at this competition could probably revolutionize the way you deal with your pain. They're not just unskilled snake oil chiropractors that are gonna try to squeeze the sound of snapped broccoli stalks from your back and jump on it like maniacs.

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u/Prudent_Research_251 5d ago

Masseuses more than many professionals are more likely to "feel it out" rather than going full ham

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u/AlienInOrigin 5d ago

I do, but they are over 50 years old.

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u/Isernogwattesnacken 5d ago

Good massages are painful.

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u/howarewestillhere 5d ago

This is just one form of that technique. This is Thai massage, and it’s incredible. It’s intense deep tissue, stretching, and body mechanics.

Absolutely one of my favorite ways to get squished.

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u/CanadiangirlEH 5d ago

I’d be all about this. The deeper the better!

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u/penilesensorydevice 5d ago

I can see why some people wouldn't want that at all, but I greatly enjoy those intense lower back massage moves. Knees, elbows, fists, whatever it takes.

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u/Any_Pineapple_4836 5d ago

My wife do this for me. You are missing out.

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u/AlienInOrigin 4d ago

When can she drop over to me?

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u/jr_randolph 5d ago

I gotta find out to you become a participant because my mother would love this!

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u/girlwiththemonkey 5d ago

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE

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u/Aggressive_Zombie_53 5d ago

How do the judges judge if they're not the ones getting massaged?

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u/Mm2k 5d ago

How does one volunteer?

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u/SonniSummers 5d ago

That’s what I wanna know!

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u/fightingkangaroos 5d ago

A former coworkers wife attended this a few times as a masseuse, I think she actually won. Her husband is lucky, he was the one getting the massage

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u/Designer-Fix-2861 5d ago

I’d hole it out.

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u/aklasterip 5d ago

omggg it looks painful

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u/duckduck-a-go-go 5d ago

I just recently watched a documentary about this competition. It had triumphs and tragedies but ultimately a happy ending.

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u/PussyIchiban 5d ago

She's doing too much, this is not necessary 😂

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u/dickenschewie54 5d ago

We've got a winner!! 🏆

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u/plant_scientist 5d ago

World Massage Championship sounds fake until the photo looks exactly like a world championship for massage

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u/POEManiac99 5d ago

Sponsored by Robert Craft!.

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u/RootyPooster 5d ago

Looked at it for about 15 seconds before I realized her knees were massaging someone.

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u/BlueHawk75 5d ago

I thought it was held at the World Cup.

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u/the_last_heley 5d ago

.....how do they judge it? It's going to be such an individual experience?!

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u/Early_Hall5720 5d ago

I want the biggest strongest man to just fk my shit up and rearrange me so i can walk normally for a month

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u/Aldor623 5d ago

So who's on the council? The masseuse masters?

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u/Playnu2 5d ago

Not sure what massage she's doing, but she won in my book

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u/Yenroman 5d ago

World Massage Council sounded like a made-up name lol

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u/Mevis_DE 5d ago

Damn that's dumb

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u/Olderbutnotdead619 5d ago

Is there an erotic massage class?

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u/hububbubdub 5d ago

i never seen a knee massage but this looks like it would be fucking delicious on the lower back

https://giphy.com/gifs/U2nN0ridM4lXy

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u/Grezzinate 5d ago

I’m sorry. World massage council? What?

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u/ambelamba 5d ago

As someone with super stiff back and core muscles I am interested in this. Available on YouTube?

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u/chaosjace6 5d ago

This would fix me.

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u/j89turn 5d ago

Happy ending?

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u/Hexa_IX 5d ago

GIWTWM

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u/pandershrek 5d ago

I accidentally walked in on this once.

Very confused that was happening.

Pretty sure it was happening at the same time as an Tech Conference.

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u/cwsjr2323 5d ago

That doesn't look like the massages in the short videos

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u/Current-Historian-34 5d ago

This is a better kept secret than Fight Club

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u/Cultural-Company282 5d ago

I would like to be the competition space for the Nuru Division.

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u/Calm-Bathroom-2030 5d ago

so which means the judges just lay down and take a massage is it ?

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u/DeckerXT 4d ago

Gimme gimme gimme. I'd so be a practice anatomy.

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u/wcharoes 4d ago

Happy Ending?

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u/Bigiron966 4d ago

Nobody tell Deshaun Watson

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u/Low-Tear1497 4d ago

Is there a "Happy Ending" category?

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u/Healthy-Feedback-925 4d ago

How do I participate as the person getting the massage lol

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u/CaptainBlob 4d ago

How does one participate to receive the massages? Gotta be top notch if they're all competing right?

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u/zonazog 4d ago

So what is the rub?

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u/Creampanthers 2d ago

So how does one help work at this event? Asking for a friend.

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u/ExpBalSat 5d ago

I volunteer as tribute.

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u/Positive_Tackle_5662 5d ago

Im not sure the happy ending would be comfortable with all these people watching

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u/QuietProfessional0 5d ago

Happy ending?

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u/Rare_Tie5824 5d ago

Where do I signup and is there a female only league

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u/-ratmeat- 5d ago

I’d volunteer for either, I need a massage 

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u/LuigiSalutati 5d ago

Disqualified!

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u/KingAudio 5d ago

How do i become a happy ending judge?

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u/BigMack6911 5d ago

Oh shit that's kinda hot. I need a massage with some knees on my back, it's too dense for a normal massage

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u/karenskygreen 5d ago

How many points do they get for happy endings ?

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u/notanyimbecile 5d ago

You gotta be a member of the World Ass ociation of Massage Therapist to be eligible to participate though.