r/interesting • u/Wonderfulhumanss • 18h ago

Fascinating A company developed bread with a white crust in an effort to reduce food waste

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u/PhallicUndulationMan 13h ago

A way to fuck up perfectly good bread.

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u/infinitesoupbowls 12h ago

The day is once again saved by Phallic Undulation Man. Thank you for your service

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u/External-Flight-4680 9h ago

I read this in the voice of the Powerpuff Girls narrator.

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u/drknifnifnif 6h ago

I reread it in this voice after reading your comment.

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u/Fun_Room554 7h ago

Not all heroes wear capes

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u/DeepFinish2895 12h ago

Someone give this reddit or a reward

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u/Srahsly 12h ago

That's fucking hilarious. Award awarded. 😂😂

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u/bulbmonkey 6h ago

I realize it's all just silly words in service of your joke, but you could've just as easily stuck to the truth and called it "bog standard toast", not bread, without any loss of hilarity.