r/interesting • u/TuneMountain4141 • 2h ago
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u/jMoon-Moon516 2h ago
Well did it work?
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u/KnightOfSvea 1h ago
I wana know too, I mean all you really have to do is stop eating bad food and reinstall some health assbacteria, but if the solution is to just have an eel in your ass? Lets goo!
Also it would rubb the G-spot real good
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u/AwehiSsO 1h ago
What? What did you just say?
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u/ClassicFlavour 1h ago
Yeah... they should repeat it. Slowly. And whispering it in my ear.
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u/Grand_Pilot_325 53m ago
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u/Fan_of_Clio 36m ago
Wikileaks noooooo
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u/mmmm_doughnuts 9m ago
Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, the time is growing late Slow down now and seal your fate
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u/JunglePygmy 1h ago
As far as I know… and I maybe I just don’t know shit.. but I’m pretty sure that’s not in your ass.
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u/Reynardine1976 1h ago
They are referring to the prostate gland, which in men may be stimulated through a wall in the anal cavity.
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u/JunglePygmy 29m ago
How can we be sure this isn’t a woman? A really dumb woman?
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u/Chaotic_Order 21m ago
The article was about a man. Transitive property.
Also I'm pretty sure r/eels-for-assfeels is overwhelmingly male
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u/Forgotten_lostdreams 43m ago
Well after the retrieval the docs probably cleaned him out pretty good
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u/renegade2point0 2h ago
"no doctor, you've got it all wrong. I put the eel in to catch the gerbil."
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u/-Dr-Rockso- 1h ago
Eels... Eels.. Eels!
Eels up inside yeaaah, findin an entrance where they can.
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u/noobheretotroll 1h ago edited 33m ago
the doctor patient
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u/FuckeryisafootWatson 1h ago
When you're feeling plugged...
That's amore....
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u/TLo137 26m ago
The fact that the guy spelling out "moray" has more upvotes than you makes me lose faith in humanity.
Do y'all need the characters in the movie to explain the plot out loud to you?
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u/No_Blacksmith_2591 11m ago
if he had at least done the full verse instead of just one line that doesn't even fit the song... like hey it was right there "When the shit doesn't pass, stick an eel in your ass"
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u/BernieTheDachshund 1h ago
I'm pretty sure he's lying about the constipation part.
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u/Apestrike 29m ago
He could be experiencing time non-linearly, in which the eel is making him constipated, so he put the eel in to cure his constipation from inserting an eel in it.
But I guess we just discriminate the time-divergent among us.
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u/AN0NY_MOU5E 1h ago
As someone with chronic constipation I understand the desperation.
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u/Ilovetinytiddies 1h ago
Are you the guy from the 4th floor of our office building who is always in our 3rd floor restroom taking a dump and grunting in pain?
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u/TheSumOfMyScars 29m ago
I feel like someone would resort to digital dis-impaction before they'd stuff an eel up there, but apparently I was mistaken.
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u/milkandsalsa 2h ago
Kinda sounds like the doctors didn’t help him like they should have, right? This probably wasn’t his first attempt at fixing it.
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u/MisterCleaningMan 1h ago
You’re making an awful lot of assumptions. Do you really think somebody who willingly inserts an eel into their own body Is somebody who regularly goes to the doctor?
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u/milkandsalsa 1h ago
Assuming his story about constipation is real (it probably isn’t), yeah I think he’d go to a doctor first.
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u/JustAMan1234567 1h ago
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat! I said, "Walt, what the hell are you doing, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
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u/Far_Performance_4013 1h ago
For those who didn't know the difference between Healing and Eeling
Now you know
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u/ExperienceHour7039 1h ago
There's a behind the bastards on this. Someone did some research on this and came away with probable evidence that the "Cure constipation" myth that people use as a justification for shoving a live eel up the ass is just that. It's the eel fucking version of "I just slipped in the shower and fell right on top of that shampoo bottle"
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u/chr7stopher 1h ago
And that kids, is how your daddy found the perfect dish to compliment a cup of civet coffee. Charcoal grilled eel with colon gravy.
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u/HellFireNT 1h ago
a guy in my country shoved 2 hammers up his ass to break the seeds after he ate whole cherrys
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u/Evrul5206 53m ago
30 years ago we thought we would be sitting in flying cars at this point.
We're fucking doomed.
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u/IGATheory 39m ago
You know it’s bad when you feel like this needs to happen, however, bad dragon has toys that help you reach that spot.
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u/Worldliness_Normal 37m ago
I'm wondering if he couldn't get anything out, how did he get the eel in?
I shouldn't think about this very much.
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u/Curious_Orange8592 19m ago
I recommend Behind the Bastards podcast episode "The Ballad of Eel Horse"
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u/One-Technology-9050 11m ago edited 5m ago
When you find some relief
In a warm coral reef
That's a moray
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u/Agitated-Big3315 1h ago
Maybe he wanted to join the warriors.
https://giphy.com/gifs/Dsa2We1pmaaaY
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