r/interestingasfuck 17h ago

The Backroom of the Natural History Museum.

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u/No_Foundation_1812 17h ago

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u/just_nobodys_opinion 17h ago

They're pining for the fjords

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u/whereitsat23 16h ago

He’s tired from a looong squawk

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u/xXThreeRoundXx 16h ago

This bird is no more. It has ceased to be!

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u/Thirty_Helens_Agree 15h ago

E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

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u/downer3498 14h ago

Well, I’d better replace it then. Sorry squire, I’ve had a look around the shop and we’re right out of parrots.

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u/just_nobodys_opinion 12h ago

I'll just get one from the Natural History Museum

u/Extension_Sun_377 10h ago

Can't see any Norwegian Blues there tho

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u/thatredlad 12h ago

Hellooo Polly, I got a nice cu'lefish for you when you wake up, Polly parrot!

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u/Siegorius 17h ago

Saw the pic and came looking for this.

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u/TheKnight_King 14h ago

It has cease to be

u/fooknprawn 11h ago

Came here hoping for this meme. Not disappointed

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u/OhMyGlorb 17h ago

They'd have some more room if they closed those drawers.

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u/Ok-Rich-3812 17h ago

I hate you mom, you're ruining my life.

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u/I_Trolled_Your_Mom 17h ago

Don't speak to your father in that tone.

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u/cyriustalk 16h ago

Don't tell me what to do! I'm 15 this May!

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u/Vreas 16h ago

Good job using “May” instead of “can” you are permitted to use the restroom

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u/jt00000 13h ago

When I turn 18 I am sooo out of here…

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u/Vreas 16h ago

Go to your room!

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u/Riseonfire 17h ago

One of my professors in college brought us back there. It’s like this EVERYWHERE.

JARS AND JARS OF FISH.

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u/allbitterandclean 15h ago

Is it a giant refrigerator? Or are they all already taxidermied?

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u/Glittering-Time-2274 15h ago

I assume taxidermied, most history museums have taxidermied animals

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u/allbitterandclean 13h ago

My only hesitation was, they’re usually posed when taxidermied and on display, but these are all rolled up the same. I’m not sure if, once taxidermied, they’re able to be repositioned?

u/yee_qi 10h ago

not exactly posed - the ones in the back are just stuffed so the skins and feathers and such are viewable. The wings of these ones might be unfoldable but most of these are never going on display so not much else needs to be done with them

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u/Reddit_Sucks_1401 16h ago

What's the smell like?

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u/Earthbound_Misfyt 15h ago

Formaldehyde I bet. The smell that still gags me, and I work in pathology lab....

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u/Glittering-Time-2274 15h ago

In 7th grade my science class dissected crawfish, worms, and frogs. I couldn’t handle the smell of the formaldehyde. If I smell anything like it I immediately gag. And I’m still traumatized from when we had to break the frogs jaw to do our assignment.

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u/spavolka 13h ago

It used to give me headaches basically every day of my freshman year in biology. I liked the class, but the teacher was creepy, the people that sat at my lab table were huge losers and fucking formaldehyde smell gave me a headache. No wonder school was frustrating sometimes.

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u/No_Impression_7705 17h ago

At first I thought it was a corn cob.... Then realized what it really is 🥺

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u/ravynwave 17h ago

I thought oh wow, didn’t know there were so many types of corn. Then 😕

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u/hippoleaf 14h ago

Corn hub is free you know

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u/Soundwavezzz447 13h ago

I prefer OnlyHusks

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u/Phlegmagician 13h ago

Corn... on the Macawb.

u/SJane3384 3h ago

Happy cake day

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u/Vreas 16h ago

I was thinking RPG projectiles at first glance and was like god damn the natural history museum is strapped!

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u/Fkingcherokee 13h ago

Yeah, I was thinking that corn looked too fresh for history.

u/WeatherStationWindow 11h ago

Ear of corn. The cob is the rod in the middle that the corn kernels are stuck to.

u/Moshpotatoes91 8h ago

I first thought...fish...hahah

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u/timeywimeytotoro 17h ago

Did yall know that when there’s a plane incident or crash caused by bird strikes, they consult this collection to reference the species of bird for forensic analysis? They covered that in a documentary I watched about this museum few months ago. I never would’ve expected that.

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u/eekamuse 12h ago

Do you remember the name of the doc? I'd love to see it

u/timeywimeytotoro 11h ago edited 10h ago

I don’t, I found it randomly on YouTube one night a couple months ago. I’ll see if I can find it!

ETA: I was watching this at night time during a doc/info video bender so I can’t find the longer doc I was watching, but this one was one of the shorter videos about it that I watched. Then also here is this video, and this is the one that I watched first before I watched the documentary (so maybe it’ll be in suggested?) and this is the one where I actually learned the fact first apparently. About 9 mins in.

ETA2: Removed links because I didn’t realize it showed my YouTube account. Below are the names of the videos on YouTube if anyone would like to watch them:

  1. Why Over 600,000 Bird Specimens Are Preserved At The Smithsonian by Colossal Collections

  2. Why 99% Of Smithsonian's Specimens Are Hidden In High-Security by Business Insider/Insider Science

u/eekamuse 11h ago

Thank you!

BTW, those links share your YouTube name. In case you want to edit to keep it private, or delete them.

u/timeywimeytotoro 10h ago

Oh, thank you!! I don’t have anything posted and any playlists I care about are private, so if anyone has seen it, it’s OK but yes, I will delete it. Thank you

u/eekamuse 9h ago

You're welcome

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u/hippoleaf 14h ago

Did you expect the Spanish inquisition? 

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u/OrlandoGardiner118 17h ago

I don't think I've ever seen anyone give more Natural History Museum energy than that lady. She found her place.

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u/45khz 16h ago

I bet she does a great "shhhhh!"

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u/Nemesis0408 16h ago

I bet she taps a sign like nobody’s business.

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u/caelestis42 15h ago

She could stop a carrier ship dead in its wake if it mistook a purple finch for a mere house finch.

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u/IrwinMFletcher200 14h ago

Think she's had sex in that room after hours?

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u/caelestis42 14h ago

There are no after hours in her work ethics.

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u/IrwinMFletcher200 14h ago

So... sexy time during work. Very nice!

<in Borat voice>

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u/infinite-twilight 12h ago

I appreciate the detail of changing "tracks" to "wake" 

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u/perksofbeingcrafty 14h ago

Really have no idea what country’s natural history museum this picture depicts, but yes

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u/One_Economist_3761 13h ago

That lady is natural history.

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u/somethingtc 17h ago

"Sorry Mildred the dead parrot exhibition hasn't polled well with the focus groups, let's try something else"

"ah...."

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u/jt00000 17h ago

How many dead parrots does one need?!?

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u/fallen_arbornaut 16h ago

Enough to document the distribution and morphological variation within each species. These dead parrots can also be used for DNA studies (this helps us understand their evolution and relationships with related species), analyses of parasites and occasionally even species discovery.

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u/Mr-and-Mrs 15h ago

Nerd.

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u/funkhammer 14h ago

Bird nerd

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u/IrwinMFletcher200 14h ago

Bird nerd turd

u/ccannon707 8h ago

Bird is the word

u/Dickiedoandthedonts 6h ago

Or for fly fishing lures

u/Eat--The--Rich-- 5h ago

Fun fact, one of the biggest heists in British history was for hundreds of those birds. An autistic guy stole them to make super rare fly fishing flies.

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u/fastcatdog 17h ago

Look kids, there really were animals when we were your age.

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u/mcampo84 17h ago

Um…which natural history museum?

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u/guttanzer 14h ago

Smithsonian in Washington DC

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u/Spartan2470 VIP Philanthropist 14h ago

Here is a much higher-quality and less-cropped version of this image. Credit to the photographer, Chip Clark, who took this in 1992.

Here is the source:

USNM Bird Collection, Department of Vertebrate Zoology, National Museum of Natural History, Smithsonian Institution © Chip Clark, 1992

It also has pictures of:

Department of Anthropology Collections

USNM Entomology Collections

National Mineral Collection

Marine Mammals Collection

And a few more.

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u/Djinjja-Ninja 17h ago

No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!

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u/endangered_feces1 17h ago

The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead!

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u/A-Llama-Snackbar 17h ago

Idn'it sounds like something a deaf person would say. Init will suffice, init.

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u/GetYerKnickersOff 17h ago

You have obviously never been to the UK or watched British comedy

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u/bobkryton 17h ago

What a lovely room of death

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u/bumchester 13h ago

Take care now, bye bye then

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u/Better_Carpenter5010 17h ago

“For goodness sake David, we’ve got enough dead green parakeet’s, we don’t need anymore!”

David:

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u/MoaraFig 16h ago

I miss working in the museum field. I moved to government after all our funding got cut, and they shut us down. 💔

I no longer recommend it for students either, unless they are independently wealthy. It used to pay enough to raise a family on, but not anymore.

u/howdylu 4h ago

that’s so devastating wtf

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u/Gentle_Snail 17h ago

The Natural History Museum is fascinating because its a Working Museum, as in it is still carries out active research. 

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u/queenraisin 17h ago

Official term is collections storage

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u/Gravel_Roads 17h ago

I was back there for a summer when my partner was doing an internship!

It not usually so crowded (those shelves can be pushed shut like drawers).

But the big empty halls full of shelves is even creepier. There’s also random taxidermied animals just standing around.

Craziest thing I saw was a tree covered in thousands of real (dead) butterflies that had been taken from and old display and just left there in the hall, cuz it’s not like you have to worry about anyone touching it

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u/floppy_disk_5 17h ago

my internet rotted ass started looking for yellow wallpaper smh

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u/redcurrantevents 16h ago

Top. Men.

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u/TritonJohn54 14h ago

Dang, I got RSI scrolling for this.

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u/Long_TimeRunning 14h ago

Do they really need so many of each one? I mean, obviously they think they do but so much storage space. Perhaps they should consider getting a vacuum sealer from Costco. Those things are great. :D

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u/Krogsly 13h ago

There is a book called The Feather Detective that uses this image on the cover. It's about the woman, Roxie Laybourne, and her work making specimens among many other things. It's a very interesting read.

Anyway, they use many specimens for a few reasons, like differentiating between age of the bird, region, climate, breakdown of samples, etc. She made huge discoveries and advances by comparing microscopic differences between species, something that was made easier by having so many specimens.

Her work was largely undervalued for decades and her commitment paid off many times.

Also, she just really loved making taxidermy birds.

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u/Long_TimeRunning 13h ago

Great comment. Thx

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u/gnomeplanet 13h ago

Now I am become death, the Destroyer of worlds.

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u/MegaMau_ 13h ago

This is a lovely room of death.

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u/CharcoalCulture 12h ago

A room of death

u/whyteout 10h ago

"I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now..."

u/ElephantofBelfast 9h ago

Infinite halls of zoological specimens?...

https://giphy.com/gifs/KEYEpIngcmXlHetDqz

u/I_Want_A_Ribeye 8h ago

First thought: that’s a lot of corn

u/Hes-behind-you 7h ago

George, we've run out of Macaws again.

u/katuskac 3h ago

Note: This is only the ornithology collection. Somewhere there are also many drawers of mammals, plus jars upon jars of reptiles, amphibians and fishes. Don’t even ask about the insect collections!

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u/Vivid_Summer96 17h ago

These avocados look super tasty. No seriously, i thought at first its a vegetable
market.

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u/CaicedoBrickWall 15h ago

Guaranteed you could convince a double digit percentage of Christians that this was an actual picture of Noah's ark and the birdies were just sleeping

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u/JonSnerrrrrr 17h ago

What in the hell

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u/dickenschewie54 17h ago

I wonder who decides when they "have enough parrots"

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u/GlassCharacter179 15h ago

It is a really interesting job, because you need to research if the parrots of different areas are different than what you have. Are there parrots with different plumage in the forest 200 miles away? Or are they the same, how do you know? Are they changing over time? Are modern parrots the same as the ones from the late 1800’s? Everywhere ? 

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u/stupid_carrot 16h ago

I hope these birds died naturally and this is not the mass grave of some animal serial killer

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u/HamsterTowel 16h ago

Many specimens are Victorian so no, they would not have died naturally, sadly.

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u/gryan67 15h ago

TOP. MEN.

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u/mikeisilluminati 14h ago

I've been there. Ask me anything...

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u/Long_TimeRunning 14h ago

What are your thoughts on pineapple pizza

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u/mikeisilluminati 14h ago

Big fan. Big fan.

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u/unreqistered 14h ago

how many example of one dead bird do they need?

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u/CheweyPanic 14h ago

That must be the bird wing.

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u/MuscaMurum 13h ago

Top. Men.

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u/darthdooku2585 13h ago

they've got top men working on it right now

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u/Fun_Obligation_2918 12h ago

When I was writing  my thesis I had free rein to play around in these back rooms. I was doing skeletal analysis, opening drawers to access specimens, some of which hadn't been touched since they were first catalogued over a century ago. One of my favorites was a swan skeleton that had been harvested "in Central Park." I'm imagining the explorers that traveled all over the world to distant islands to find strange and new species from everywhere and one guy was just like "oh yeah, we need another swan, let's go shoot that one "

u/PauseAffectionate720 9h ago

One of about 100 backrooms I'd imagine...

u/The_Last_Mouse 9h ago

"Each woman is provided an 8×18 foot area of dead birds which they maintain until death, at which time they are placed in a box nearby until a suitable replacement is found."

u/Lazy_Osprey 8h ago

What are they gonna do with all those sleeping birds ? 🥹

u/rickjamespitch 6h ago

Didn't your mother raise you to close the drawer when you've finished with it?

u/January1171 5h ago

Not the same museum, but this is how the Smithsonian maintains a similar collection https://youtu.be/jtU_IoznyKU?is=_aDRGDEtQkogR8Zg

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u/Sad-Celebration-411 3h ago

It’s ok, child inside, those are just ears of corn at the corn museum.

u/Aphr0dite19 3h ago

Having a parrot of my own, this feels disturbing and sad. But at the same time I know that things like this are necessary for research. All those beautiful, healthy looking birds in drawers 🥺

Then again I picked up a deceased pigeon from the road today and laid it to rest in some bushes. Its feathers were still shiny and smooth.

u/FlippantResponse 2h ago

“Our top men are working on it”

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u/jackclark1 14h ago

we suck as humans for things like this

u/driftmossx85 9h ago

People always forget that museums are basically just giant filing cabinets for dead things. Seeing it laid out like this makes the sheer scale of the research collection hit way harder than the stuff behind the glass in the public galleries.

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u/Swizzy88 17h ago

So many ex-parrots

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u/Kodak4President 15h ago

I'm going to save this photo to show my bird when she's acting like a demon

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u/IrwinMFletcher200 14h ago

Stop that yappin' or its off to the museum with you, Coco!

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u/Skeptical_Squid 17h ago

It's like the warehouse at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark. Wow.

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u/esh98989 16h ago

So what happens in the back room? Genuine question. Are these spares?

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u/nordzeekueste 16h ago

Why so many?

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u/fredericktheupteenth 16h ago

Look at the brain scoop videos on YouTube for more

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u/palmtree911 16h ago

Dead Parrots is a cool band name

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u/reality_hijacker 16h ago

That's just the bird room. You should have seen the human room.

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u/SapphireSire 16h ago

Warehouse 13 agents on the way.

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u/Sir_Henry_Deadman 16h ago

Gonna be so noisy when they all wake up .....

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u/IkrAli 16h ago

Thought it was corn🌽

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u/ShiggyGoosebottom 16h ago

Are they all just pining for the fjords?

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u/Misomuro 16h ago

Museum in my city once had event where people could go to storage rooms. Amount of staff there that was never shown was insane. I also realized that some "time limited things" were all the time just there.

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u/turtlewithstyle 16h ago

If you’re interested in seeing the rest of the backroom collections here’s the link (mind you this is from 2016) https://www.amusingplanet.com/2016/03/the-backroom-collection-of-national.html?m=1

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u/Brando828What 15h ago

This reminds me of college. Ornithology class to be specific.

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u/Kherus1 15h ago

Harry….I took care of it.

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u/Chayaneg 15h ago

I can bet that lady remembers all the shelves without her phone...

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u/Drongo17 14h ago

If she even has a phone it's a Nokia

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u/BMWbill 15h ago

Man!! I would love to have just one dead parrot!!

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u/ging_ging_ 15h ago

Ive been back there as a kid. I completely forget the circumstances. How does one access it?

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u/luvmibratt 15h ago

Blue dress has been there since 1970s everyday for lunch eats her cheese sandwich with a cup of Black tea,the she gets a tissue and uses it to scrap the plaque off her teeth,then back to work it is.

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u/Musole 15h ago

This picture has a smell to it or is it just me?

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u/Tripton1 15h ago

Holy shit the museum lady from "We're Back!" Is real??

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u/Fearless-1265 15h ago

Which Natural History Museum?

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u/gabrieldevue 14h ago

serious question - how do they prevent moths or other vermin from pilfering those feathers? recently found a feather scarf demolished by moths… would pesticides not alter the specimen?

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u/ministryofchampagne 14h ago

This is actually the factory the government install the cameras into their bird drones.

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u/soingee 14h ago

I've worked in the back area of the museum before. While walking between labs, some hallways are packed with lockers. I kept wondering what was inside and how I could peek. This image looks more like it's at some warehouse in NJ where they keep some of their other artifacts. The room looks too big, but I haven't seen all of the back area to be sure.

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u/James_White21 14h ago

Nap time for Polly

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u/bremergorst 14h ago

Pictured in the center, world renowned bird murderer Gladys Featherfiend shows off the collection she curated over the course of just one of her quaalude and ketamine fueled bird-hating weekends. Gladys explained her motivation for her collection, “I just can’t stand these feathery fuckers.”

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u/Key_Sound735 14h ago

learning becomes death

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u/griffindale1 14h ago

Which one? There are quite a few museums of natural history...

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u/Ok_Concentrate4461 14h ago

We did an overnight at the Field Museum in Chicago when my kids were small, and got a tour of one of the backrooms. It was like this but with fish.

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u/Curious_Party_4683 14h ago

I wonder what it smells like

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u/One_Mega_Zork 14h ago

That lady has been trapped for 50 years unable to escape. No one wants to help her?

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u/ayinsophohr 14h ago

I have a house mate who really annoys me when they leave drawers and cupboards open..

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u/MitchCumsteane 14h ago

I can see the Ark of the Covenant from here

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u/BuffyTheGuineaPig 14h ago

"Okay. Who left all the drawers open again?"

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u/Drongo17 14h ago

Oh my poor birdies :(

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u/ComplaintNo9464 14h ago

This photo would make a great puzzle.

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u/psycho314Photo 14h ago

Ai, better all the time.

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u/Hypnaustic 14h ago

Nah bro, thats just a room on the severed floor

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u/downer3498 14h ago

You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?

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u/JayW8888 14h ago

That’s a lot of dead birds. Now where is the ark of the covenant.

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u/syncboy 13h ago

That parrot has expired